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MARCUS has got to be the biggest twit in the house - wot an idiot

Talk about embarassing yourself!!

not only has he humiliated himself over and over by letching over noirin,

"Can i give you a non-sexual back rub" (Jesus H Christ!!)

"I used to push these things around all day" in response to a 40-ton truck.
Then failed miserable to manage with 2 helpers.

Has the physique of a potato but throws those weights around with aplomb.

MARCUS - we all know you never touch them you bloody idiot.

Marcus deserves Noirin and her bitchiness.

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Blizz'ardMember 10 years

He saw off Sree, to win the title of biggest twonk in the house!

7/13/099:32 AM

cupMember

no their are bigger twats in house

marcus is open about twatness the others do not realise they are twats which makes them bigger twats

kriss was and is one of the biggest twats in the house and an even bigger one outside

now renton you forgot he fought 100 over four hours had to crawl around for 4 days could not walk,his feet felt like they were coated in lava

ah dear god what a classic housemate

7/13/099:35 AM

SaintMember 10 years

"I could swing Nioirin my way if i wanted to try"

MARCUS IS SAXONDALE

7/13/099:36 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by cup:

marcus is open about twatness the others do not realise they are twats which makes them bigger twats

He is openly a twat, but he doesn't realise it.

He is the height of twatness.

7/13/099:37 AM

carotinoMember

Frightening innit. Coming soon to a nightclub near you

7/13/099:38 AM

SaintMember 10 years

CUP - perfect example

"I had no skin left on my feet - had to crawl around on my knees"

Saxondale for sure!!!

7/13/099:38 AM

CanicantMember

He's just a slack jawed TWAT!!!

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7/13/0910:25 AM

LiverpoollassMember

quote:
Originally posted by cup:
no their are bigger twats in house

marcus is open about twatness the others do not realise they are twats which makes them bigger twats

kriss was and is one of the biggest twats in the house and an even bigger one outside

I think people take Marcus way too seriously. Most of the time he talks alot of sense and as for the Noirin thing, I think alot of what he says can be taken with a pinch of salt

7/13/0910:28 AM

fzMember

I wonder what he'll be when he finishes evolving?

7/13/0910:31 AM

cupMember

quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:
quote:
Originally posted by cup:

marcus is open about twatness the others do not realise they are twats which makes them bigger twats

He is openly a twat, but he doesn't realise it.

He is the height of twatness.

He is indeed and i am glad i am watching twatness then vilenest

7/13/0911:15 AM

cupMember

quote:
Originally posted by Liverpoollass:
quote:
Originally posted by cup:
no their are bigger twats in house

marcus is open about twatness the others do not realise they are twats which makes them bigger twats

kriss was and is one of the biggest twats in the house and an even bigger one outside

I think people take Marcus way too seriously. Most of the time he talks alot of sense and as for the Noirin thing, I think alot of what he says can be taken with a pinch of salt

me too i dont mind him so glad he isnt up for eviction

7/13/0911:16 AM

cupMember

quote:
Originally posted by RENTON:
CUP - perfect example

"I had no skin left on my feet - had to crawl around on my knees"

Saxondale for sure!!!

yeah but i find this so funny

7/13/0911:17 AM

WILDER XMember

I agree with renton. LOL

7/13/0911:49 AM

Free ThinkingMember

Marcus and Freddie are probably the two most intelligent in the house, but Marcus is probably more right in how he reads what is going on in there.

7/13/0911:52 AM

LiverpoollassMember

quote:
Originally posted by Free Thinking:
Marcus and Freddie are probably the two most intelligent in the house.

I think you are right there. Oh along with Siavash.

7/13/0911:54 AM

Free ThinkingMember

quote:
Originally posted by Liverpoollass:
quote:
Originally posted by Free Thinking:
Marcus and Freddie are probably the two most intelligent in the house.

I think you are right there. Oh along with Siavash.

Siavash finds it a bit harder to express himself, but yeh he's one of the more intelligent ones.

7/13/0911:55 AM

captain marblesMember

He's a bloke. When does a bloke ever use the muscle between his ears when it comes to an attractive woman?

7/13/0911:55 AM

forgetmenotMember

quote:
Originally posted by Liverpoollass:
quote:
Originally posted by cup:
no their are bigger twats in house

marcus is open about twatness the others do not realise they are twats which makes them bigger twats

kriss was and is one of the biggest twats in the house and an even bigger one outside

I think people take Marcus way too seriously. Most of the time he talks alot of sense and as for the Noirin thing, I think alot of what he says can be taken with a pinch of salt

So agree and I think he is taking the P*ss out of himself and by doing so, other people!! he is quite a canny lad and I do not find him two faced, like so many of the ones who share a brain cell between them..

7/13/0911:58 AM

SaintMember 10 years

Intelligent to a point

Mature, deep - no!

7/13/0911:58 AM

The Devil In DiamanteMember

quote:
Originally posted by fz:
I wonder what he'll be when he finishes evolving?

Maybe HE IS the missing link!

7/13/0912:00 PM

MazzystarMember

quote:
Originally posted by fz:
I wonder what he'll be when he finishes evolving?

I spat my tea out at that one!

7/13/0912:08 PM

madkittenMember

I wish he was up

7/13/0912:27 PM

LiverpoollassMember

quote:
Originally posted by forgetmenot:
So agree and I think he is taking the P*ss out of himself and by doing so, other people!! he is quite a canny lad and I do not find him two faced, like so many of the ones who share a brain cell between them..

Exactly

7/13/0912:28 PM

subatomic partygirlMember

Having just re-watched the entire Series 1 of 'Big Bang Theory' this afternoon (isn't that what summers are for?

), I realised who Marcus reminds me of; sleazy, deluded and chonically desperate, comic-book obsessed Howard from BBT. 'Imagine the mullet and whiskers on Howie...separated at birth.

7/13/091:01 PM

littleleicesterfoxMember

Marcus is a pillock but he's an amusing pillock with the occasional moment of insight and watchability...

7/13/091:42 PM

littleleicesterfoxMember

quote:
Originally posted by subatomic partygirl:
Having just re-watched the entire Series 1 of 'Big Bang Theory' this afternoon (isn't that what summers are for? ), I realised who Marcus reminds me of; sleazy, deluded and chonically desperate, comic-book obsessed Howard from BBT. 'Imagine the mullet and whiskers on Howie...separated at birth.

I thought exactly the same thing!!

7/13/091:43 PM

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