"Giving up Binge Drinking for good?"

A quick wallop with her baton would have made him put his weapon away.

Think he was trying to make her look a bit of  a dick head

What I couldn't get my head around reading that was; How tall was the penis man and how short was the copper for him to be able to hit her on the head with it??
Plus I did laugh at the prosecutor's description of the WPC taking 'evasive action' to avoid the offensive weapon.
I thought all us girls had the 'how to avoid a willy when it's zeroing in on your face'  gene as standard

Ha ha ha

Surely lots of police officers have a penis

She should have used a truncheon or better still tazered it.

I would never dream of making light of such a serious subject.

I hope he does manage to straighten himself out and become a fine, upstanding member of society.

*beats mouse, beats google images, beats ban* It's your birthday! Consider it my prezzie! 

Could only happen in Scotland

Was she stooping to get a better look . . . wen suddenly *thwack*  

I think she was taking down his particulars, at the time.

sounds like it was 'head' to head...

Seemingly she was sitting on a chair and he stood up and assaulted her,a nice big pair of scissors would have taken care of it!

Hence the famous, "My wife likes it in her ear joke!"

She was just after a Bobbitt.

Did she really have to take it to an id parade though?