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"Giving up Binge Drinking for good?"
There are no words
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A quick wallop with her baton would have made him put his weapon away.
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A quick wallop with her baton would have made him put his weapon away
Think he was trying to make her look a bit of a dick head
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What I couldn't get my head around reading that was; How tall was the penis man and how short was the copper for him to be able to hit her on the head with it??
Plus I did laugh at the prosecutor's description of the WPC taking 'evasive action' to avoid the offensive weapon.
I thought all us girls had the 'how to avoid a willy when it's zeroing in on your face' gene as standard
Plus I did laugh at the prosecutor's description of the WPC taking 'evasive action' to avoid the offensive weapon.
I thought all us girls had the 'how to avoid a willy when it's zeroing in on your face' gene as standard
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What I couldn't get my head around
Ha ha ha Reference:Cros
Man Assaults Police Officer with Penis
Surely lots of police officers have a penis
She should have used a truncheon or better still tazered it.
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I would never dream of making light of such a serious subject. I hope he does manage to straighten himself out and become a fine, upstanding member of society.
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I hope he does manage to straighten himself out and become a fine, upstanding member of society.
*beats mouse, beats google images, beats ban* It's your birthday! Consider it my prezzie!
Could only happen in Scotland
Was she stooping to get a better look . . . wen suddenly *thwack*
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Was she stooping to get a better look . . . wen suddenly *thwack*
I think she was taking down his particulars, at the time.
sounds like it was 'head' to head...
Seemingly she was sitting on a chair and he stood up and assaulted her,a nice big pair of scissors would have taken care of it!
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I thought all us girls had the 'how to avoid a willy when it's zeroing in on your face' gene as standard
Hence the famous, "My wife likes it in her ear joke!"Reference:kattymieoww
Seemingly she was sitting on a chair and he stood up and assaulted her,a nice big pair of scissors would have taken care of it!
She was just after a Bobbitt.Add Reply
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