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Originally posted by Karma_:
I had to have a mammogram this morning. I've had one before and it hurt but today was bloody murder and now I'm walking around with frozen peas stuffed down my top. That bird's lucky she kept her teeth Mad

I'm ok (I think) couldn't really understand what the geezer was banging on about after but he let me go so I iz happy.


Ouch!
Why does it always have to be so painful and uncomfortable? Frowner
Cosmopolitan
quote:
Originally posted by Karma_:
I had to have a mammogram this morning. I've had one before and it hurt but today was bloody murder and now I'm walking around with frozen peas stuffed down my top. That bird's lucky she kept her teeth Mad

I'm ok (I think) couldn't really understand what the geezer was banging on about after but he let me go so I iz happy.



did you step away from the machine before or after they freed ya boobies, because if before then thats why the hurt now Wink
M
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Originally posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
quote:
Originally posted by Karma_:
I had to have a mammogram this morning. I've had one before and it hurt but today was bloody murder and now I'm walking around with frozen peas stuffed down my top. That bird's lucky she kept her teeth Mad

I'm ok (I think) couldn't really understand what the geezer was banging on about after but he let me go so I iz happy.


Ouch!
Why does it always have to be so painful and uncomfortable? Frowner


Have you ever had one?? My God they get your jugs and squash them. Last time I had one I said to the woman 'oi, don't make them into bloody omelettes' and she laughed. LAUGHED you know Mad

Was a different woman today. All stern faced and square jawed. AND she had upper lip hair.
Karma_
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Originally posted by daydreamy:
My Mum had to have a mammagram today too, and she has big boobies...I hope she's ok...

Soft careful squishes for the girls Karma Hug

I know how you feel, I almost decked the
woman stitching me after I had my daughter...not one second did she wait for the injection to kick in Eeker


i hope she popped a couple extra in ! Santa
FO
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Originally posted by electric6:
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Originally posted by Fan of the girls:
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Originally posted by electric6:
Hope it's all ok Karma Hug


oh i expected a mememememememe reply.

She hasn't put up a link to footage of the hospital.

Logic. Apply it.


this isn't the place for a discussion, but i shall just squeeze in a reply. (sorry karma)..it would be a bit daft if I hadn't put in a link to the film i'm in when i'm discussing it eh !

Glance just admit you are wrong it would make you look a whole lot better. Nod
FO
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Originally posted by Karma_:
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Originally posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
quote:
Originally posted by Karma_:
I had to have a mammogram this morning. I've had one before and it hurt but today was bloody murder and now I'm walking around with frozen peas stuffed down my top. That bird's lucky she kept her teeth Mad

I'm ok (I think) couldn't really understand what the geezer was banging on about after but he let me go so I iz happy.


Ouch!
Why does it always have to be so painful and uncomfortable? Frowner


Have you ever had one?? My God they get your jugs and squash them. Last time I had one I said to the woman 'oi, don't make them into bloody omelettes' and she laughed. LAUGHED you know Mad

Was a different woman today. All stern faced and square jawed. AND she had upper lip hair.


Yeah I've had one and I think it's compulsory that all of the nurses have 'tache's. And no care for our discomfort. Sadism is a pre-requiste too. Mad

And of course they laugh.....they're the only ones enjoying themselves. Frowner
Cosmopolitan
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Originally posted by Karma_:
Oh great. Nice looking courier man just knocks my door. I rush to the door forgetting about the peas and with trying to hold the dog back and sign his computer thingy the bloody peas fall out of my t-shirt right on the fellas foot Disappointed



I hope they were petit pois, Karma. We can't have any old pea you know. Glance
Cosmopolitan
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Originally posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
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Originally posted by Karma_:
Oh great. Nice looking courier man just knocks my door. I rush to the door forgetting about the peas and with trying to hold the dog back and sign his computer thingy the bloody peas fall out of my t-shirt right on the fellas foot Disappointed



I hope they were petit pois, Karma. We can't have any old pea you know. Glance



They were garden peas from Tescos Confused
Karma_
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Originally posted by Karma_:
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Originally posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
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Originally posted by Karma_:
Oh great. Nice looking courier man just knocks my door. I rush to the door forgetting about the peas and with trying to hold the dog back and sign his computer thingy the bloody peas fall out of my t-shirt right on the fellas foot Disappointed



I hope they were petit pois, Karma. We can't have any old pea you know. Glance



They were garden peas from Tescos Confused


Oh noes! They could at least have been Marks and Spencers! Wink

Hope we're cheering you up karms. Hug
skive
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Originally posted by skive:
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Originally posted by Karma_:
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Originally posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
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Originally posted by Karma_:
Oh great. Nice looking courier man just knocks my door. I rush to the door forgetting about the peas and with trying to hold the dog back and sign his computer thingy the bloody peas fall out of my t-shirt right on the fellas foot Disappointed



I hope they were petit pois, Karma. We can't have any old pea you know. Glance



They were garden peas from Tescos Confused


Oh noes! They could at least have been Marks and Spencers! Wink

Hope we're cheering you up karms. Hug


Aye I've had a laugh on here and FB today Thumbs Up
Karma_
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Originally posted by skive:
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Originally posted by Karma_:
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Originally posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
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Originally posted by Karma_:
Oh great. Nice looking courier man just knocks my door. I rush to the door forgetting about the peas and with trying to hold the dog back and sign his computer thingy the bloody peas fall out of my t-shirt right on the fellas foot Disappointed



I hope they were petit pois, Karma. We can't have any old pea you know. Glance



They were garden peas from Tescos Confused


Oh noes! They could at least have been Marks and Spencers! Wink

Hope we're cheering you up karms. Hug


Or Bird's eye: ...fresh as the moment when the pod went *pop*!
Cosmopolitan
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Originally posted by Pengy:
You've just reminded me that I'm due mine soon Frowner they are the most uncomfortable things along with cervical smears that a woman has to have done Frowner

I hate the way they push and pull you over the machine Mad


yep I had my first mamm last year and just couldn't get the sideways on right. I didn't find it agonising but I was really surprised at just how uncomfortable and wee bit painful that it was.

Hope all's well for you Hug
Soozy Woo
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Originally posted by Karma_:
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Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
I've always found them a complete doddle.


You've probably got tits of steel!


relaxation is the key....if you tense up cos you're nervous it will hurt....

When you've had as many as me though its really easy...I'm in and out and done in about 3 minutes
Croctacus
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Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
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Originally posted by Karma_:
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Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
I've always found them a complete doddle.


You've probably got tits of steel!


relaxation is the key....if you tense up cos you're nervous it will hurt....

When you've had as many as me though its really easy...I'm in and out and done in about 3 minutes


I've got a problem with one which is why it hurt so much. I did try and relax but I proper cried with the pain today (and my bloody mascara run)

I want a new pain free tit Mad
Karma_

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