Shame he's not into products more,no I take that back he'd need a lot of divine intervention.

Says the half-man, half slug

and the moronic crowd shout "get Ben out!"

Half snake, half slug

And we have him for another week at least .

Tosser.

I don't remember anything in Genesis about God providing a make-up set, after He ripped a rib out of Adam and made a woman for him to play with!

He said his wife was beautiful but preferred her with make up. I would be very upset if I was his wife.

American Express. Helping ugly men get hooked up by the hour for years.

He does need divine intervention, not in this lifetime mate.

Doubt it judging by how much she trowels on, I saw her BBLB earlier she looked like a clown.

Yes I thought she looked a bit rough on bblb. she must have made more effort for the afternoon tea. maybe  the make up people got at her.

Oooooooooooh dear .............I've been married for 34 years ........my husband really used to like the natural look years ago ................TBH - although he loves me warts and all ..........I think he likes me with a bit of make upnowadays (and I can't say I blame him).

The only way to go is Au Naturale. Except the waxing.

I know some need a little help though  lol

My point is...Look at the state of him! If it were not for the HM who cut his hair (Can't remember who) He'd still look like a cross between Velma from Scooby Doo and Mickey Dolenz from the 60's pop group The Monkees...

I'm putting my hard hat on here, but he does have a point. If make-up does not improve a women' s look for the better then why do they wear it? why do I go out on a Saturday night and hardly ever see a woman without make-up. Dave's comments may be in the extreme, but you do hear comments like "putting my face on" and "wanting to look my best" said by women which makes me wonder.

My preference (If anyone is still reading and not typing furiously, throwing expletives in my direction) is for minimal make-up.

That'll do nicely.

His missus was attractive, with or without makeup. Wonder what his honest opinion of Steve's wife would be? Terrifying sight
I thought it was a bloke when she walked in.

Senora that would be our lovely Ben And weren't some looking to make capital out of THAT if he had messed it up, not much was said as he made a decent attempt at it of course.

What's his definition of ugly? Mine is someone who thinks it's ok to make comments like that

Well said.

Yes! Our Ben was responsible for Dave having this new "cool" look and how did he thank him?  By bitching about him and putting him down at every opportunity

Here is the nasty piece of work doing his preaching
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX_KH-ZtwBY

That cracked me up, myself and his nibbs were in knots when he said that.

I thought this was Ben's latest faux pas 

no Ben liked Daves comment though, how did he put it, oh yeah 'Dave that is brilliant'

Ben went along with sexism  Well I never 

i still have last nights makeup on but then ive just woken up

have you though? are you sure? this could all be a dream...

that would be lovely, that would mean im stil asleep , id love that.

Make-up and alchohol.

.....has kept Jeremy Kyle's show going for years.

they say 'you can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear'

that's why i don't even bother with make up...


*sobs*

Im sure you are lying electric shepherd but i know i look crap without makeup