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of his being unable to decide if he would rather bed kerry or Amy?
Originally Posted by zazz:
of his being unable to decide if he would rather bed kerry or Amy?
Of course
According to Tara Reid, Kerry is in on it. So if he is a cock she must be a tit.
As Kerry Katona, 30, becomes the strong favourite to win the show in Thursday's live final, Tara says the mother-of-four is fake and acting up for the cameras.
With regards to Kerry and Lucien's apparent romance, Tara thinks it's not real and the two actually plan what they will do in secret chats under the duvet covers with their microphones off.
She said: 'Thereâs a lot of acting in the house and Kerry is very aware of the cameras.'
He is...but a drop dead gorgeous cock at that!
he is....... he is...................
Well said zazz 
Originally Posted by longcat:
According to Tara Reid, Kerry is in on it. So if he is a cock she must be a tit.
As Kerry Katona, 30, becomes the strong favourite to win the show in Thursday's live final, Tara says the mother-of-four is fake and acting up for the cameras.
With regards to Kerry and Lucien's apparent romance, Tara thinks it's not real and the two actually plan what they will do in secret chats under the duvet covers with their microphones off.
She said: 'Thereâs a lot of acting in the house and Kerry is very aware of the cameras.'
Some people would do anything for a few bob from the magazines.
I hope Lucien is out to instant obscurity. Kerry well... she's a fixture in the public eye unfortunately.
Originally Posted by longcat:
As Kerry Katona, 30, becomes the strong favourite to win the show in Thursday's live final, Tara says the mother-of-four is fake and acting up for the cameras.
Interestingly, Jedward overtook Kerry last night as the favourites with all bookies. Her and Lucien's odds continue to drift.
Coincidence?
Originally Posted by The Devil In Diamante:
He is...but a drop dead gorgeous cock at that!
DiDs.....I don't know how to put this, but you have let me down, big time!!
Originally Posted by longcat:
According to Tara Reid, Kerry is in on it. So if he is a cock she must be a tit.
As Kerry Katona, 30, becomes the strong favourite to win the show in Thursday's live final, Tara says the mother-of-four is fake and acting up for the cameras.
With regards to Kerry and Lucien's apparent romance, Tara thinks it's not real and the two actually plan what they will do in secret chats under the duvet covers with their microphones off.
She said: 'Thereâs a lot of acting in the house and Kerry is very aware of the cameras.'
she can be a cock too
UPDATE:
He is still a cock!!
I know he is only 19 Etc...But
WHAT A KNOB HEAD!!!!!!
HE IS KING COCK OF THE KNOB PEOPLE!!!
I HATES HIMS!!! 
GOD WHAT A PRIZE KNOB!
Oh yes
He's young.
That's the case for the defence.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
He's young.
That's the case for the defence.
Lucien has kissed Kerry and flirted with every woman in the house yet suddenly he is the victim,Thats been his game plan from the off.Not a great fan of Amy but why is she getting all the flack from the HMS.
Sally was the Ron Jeremy.
It's the usual bleedin' pathetic shoite ,poor wee guy is led astray by voracious female etc.Sad that so many still seem to buy into this crap(not on here) but on the CH5 site and DS ,,sigh.
Originally Posted by erinp:
Lucien has kissed Kerry and flirted with every woman in the house yet suddenly he is the victim,Thats been his game plan from the off.Not a great fan of Amy but why is she getting all the flack from the HMS.
People make it sound like he stuck his tongue down Kerrys throat when in fact all he did was give her a peck on the lips as they were going to bed. There was nothing sexual about it.
Originally Posted by longcat:
Originally Posted by erinp:
Lucien has kissed Kerry and flirted with every woman in the house yet suddenly he is the victim,Thats been his game plan from the off.Not a great fan of Amy but why is she getting all the flack from the HMS.
People make it sound like he stuck his tongue down Kerrys throat when in fact all he did was give her a peck on the lips as they were going to bed. There was nothing sexual about it.
Given half a chance, or any chance come to that, he would have !!! he will happily settle for any female attention Knob!!!
Originally Posted by zazz:
Originally Posted by longcat:
Originally Posted by erinp:
Lucien has kissed Kerry and flirted with every woman in the house yet suddenly he is the victim,Thats been his game plan from the off.Not a great fan of Amy but why is she getting all the flack from the HMS.
People make it sound like he stuck his tongue down Kerrys throat when in fact all he did was give her a peck on the lips as they were going to bed. There was nothing sexual about it.
Given half a chance, or any chance come to that, he would have !!! he will happily settle for any female attention Knob!!!
You say knob, I say typical teenage lad
I have never seen his nibbs shouting so much abuse at the tv as he did last night.
'yes you are a muppet'
'oh shut up you asshole'
Etcetc
'yes you are a muppet'
'oh shut up you asshole'
Etcetc
He's a bit of a cocking cocky cock, true enough.
He was on shameless last night, cant escape the cock 
Originally Posted by zazz:
Originally Posted by The Devil In Diamante:
He is...but a drop dead gorgeous cock at that!
DiDs.....I don't know how to put this, but you have let me down, big time!!
**hangs head in shame**
Originally Posted by Gypsie~:
He was on shameless last night, cant escape the cock
*blesses self* now dat deres very bold talk!
*covers chizzlers ears*
ohh ive a right beamer
Originally Posted by longcat:
Originally Posted by zazz:
Originally Posted by longcat:
Originally Posted by erinp:
Lucien has kissed Kerry and flirted with every woman in the house yet suddenly he is the victim,Thats been his game plan from the off.Not a great fan of Amy but why is she getting all the flack from the HMS.
People make it sound like he stuck his tongue down Kerrys throat when in fact all he did was give her a peck on the lips as they were going to bed. There was nothing sexual about it.
Given half a chance, or any chance come to that, he would have !!! he will happily settle for any female attention Knob!!!
You say knob, I say typical teenage lad
Not EVERY teenage lad is that much of a knob
Originally Posted by The Devil In Diamante:
Originally Posted by zazz:
Originally Posted by The Devil In Diamante:
He is...but a drop dead gorgeous cock at that!
DiDs.....I don't know how to put this, but you have let me down, big time!!
**hangs head in shame**
So you should, laydee!! 
I like him
Originally Posted by scatterby:
I like him
**block and delete BLOCK AND DELETE!!!!!!1**
Originally Posted by zazz:
Originally Posted by scatterby:
I like him
**block and delete BLOCK AND DELETE!!!!!!1**
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Sally was the Ron Jeremy.
oh yes
but his tash wasnt so bushy
Lucien played a character on Shameless the other day... Did anyone see it?
Originally Posted by Cupcake:
Lucien played a character on Shameless the other day... Did anyone see it?
yeah, we did....Gyps mentioned it up there^^^
Oh I never noticed that sorry. Thanks Zazz. 