quote:Originally posted by Darthhoob:quote:Originally posted by Soozy woo:quote:Originally posted by skive:quote:Originally posted by Soozy woo:quote:Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
Good Lord!
Reading some of the replies on this thread has been truly educational...Senor Reyes is circumcused, erm...never had to purchase the old "pleasure jelly".
awwwwwwwwwwwwww Senora ...........so glad to hear it .....I feel I was having the pee takien out of me cos my husband is circumcised.
not that I give a flying f***k to be honest but ............some peeps are pretty ignorant.
aw soozy I don't think anyone was taking the pee, my partner is curcumcised too. It was just banter about how Isaac is a bit of an idiot and the ridiculousness of assuming they had sex because of the supposed lube. Honestly no-one was taking the pee out of you.
Awwwwwwwww bless ....but there were one or two ...........definately one ......but what the f***k. I'm thankful for my life ...........unfortunately not all are as fulfilled as I and will take the pee on a forum like this because that's all they have really. Sad but so true.
And ...........look at my face ..............AM I BOVVERED?
you refering to me? i wasn't taking the pee out of you btw, just found what you said funny.
sorry i shall live a life of misery, just for you
No not you. Don't wanna make anyone paranoid FGS.
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
anyways.......if there was lube by the bed....doesn't mean they used it or had sex.....i've got nicotine patches by my bed.....i'm not using them.....(for a lube or to give up smoking).....
Yes, I have a book.
Oh it was me then 
Re-read in the morning...Please? I was not to know Mr Soozy was sans "hoodie" © Spongey. The joke was aimed at Isaac and Isaac alone. Nor was it meant to be a serious instruction manual on how to handle a circumcised penis. It was meant to be a joke...and obviously not a personal one.
Re-read in the morning...Please? I was not to know Mr Soozy was sans "hoodie" © Spongey. The joke was aimed at Isaac and Isaac alone. Nor was it meant to be a serious instruction manual on how to handle a circumcised penis. It was meant to be a joke...and obviously not a personal one.
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QUOTE]Originally posted by electric6:
Oh it was me then
Re-read in the morning...Please? I was not to know Mr Soozy was sans "hoodie" © Spongey. The joke was aimed at Isaac and Isaac alone. Nor was it meant to be a serious instruction manual on how to handle a circumcised penis. It was meant to be a joke...and obviously not a personal one.[/QUOTE]
actually it wan't you either ..............it really wasn't my intention to make folks feel guilty and look back through the thread examining every post.
FGS .........can we forget it? Those that had a sly dig know who they are ..........I'm really not that bothered - TBH.
Oh it was me then
Re-read in the morning...Please? I was not to know Mr Soozy was sans "hoodie" © Spongey. The joke was aimed at Isaac and Isaac alone. Nor was it meant to be a serious instruction manual on how to handle a circumcised penis. It was meant to be a joke...and obviously not a personal one.[/QUOTE]
actually it wan't you either ..............it really wasn't my intention to make folks feel guilty and look back through the thread examining every post.
FGS .........can we forget it? Those that had a sly dig know who they are ..........I'm really not that bothered - TBH.
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
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Are you oiling the wheels of diplomacy?
take it nobody wants to hear my margarine story then
quote:Originally posted by Gypsie:
take it nobody wants to hear my margarine story then
I can't believe it's not butter.
quote:FGS .........can we forget it?
We can for me...anyway I am deeply ashamed that it took frickin' pages for anyone to get my drift
Gyps, spill!...I love a good dairy based narration.
quote:Originally posted by electric6:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
*** sprays WD40 all over thread ***
Are you oiling the wheels of diplomacy?
Not, a swelling's just come up.
LOL @ dairy based narration...NO i shall not i shall save it for a trollop type story night....it involves that anatomy part...now if that dont kill this thread, nuffink will
Ooh I like those Trollop stylee stories where everyone has to sit on the carpet and stay still...no chattering or fidgeting while Mr Trollop gets to the punchline 
It's like circle time without the fruit snack!
Ooooohhh Blizzie, have you tried ice?
It's like circle time without the fruit snack! Ooooohhh Blizzie, have you tried ice?
I can't wait to read it. 
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
I can't wait to read it.
I can't believe it's not olivio?
quote:Originally posted by electric6:
I can't believe it's not olivio?
Looks well thumbed!
Had too much of a predictable sticky ending.quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
I can't wait to read it.
quote:Originally posted by Roxi:quote:Originally posted by Hypermnesia:
Roxi, why are you assuming that lubricant was a prerequisite for Noirin and Isaac to have sexual intercourse?
Oh come on its obvious they had sex with the help of lube. You dont use lube for anything elsequote:Originally posted by Soozy woo:
Does it? Although I think it proves absoloutely nothing ..............what's the big deal if they had sex or not? what's theall about. He was hardly a random stranger.
Its just shocking people will have sex on national tv
Ah well Roxi, thanks to a post about Isaac and Noirin having sex at 3.15am on Thurs night/Friday morning, I sat through 4 hours of snoring, farting and quilt shuffles life feed, with the volume up high. I can tell you, if they had sex that night, they didn't have it in the bedroom. At 3.15 the camera was on Noirin and Isaac sleeping, Noirin woke up, Isaac asked was she ok, camera went back to Siavash, she whispered something and then 2 second quilt movement, back to sleep. Marcus came into the room shortly after this and the camera went back onto Noirin and Isaac, they were sleeping soundly. And as they didn't sleep together on the Wednesday night/Thursday morning, when the frig did they have sex?
This thread is absolutely hilarious. You have kept an insomniac laughing all night, good work. Love reading this kind of thread early hours when forum really quiet. 
quote:Originally posted by shar69:
Ah well Roxi, thanks to a post about Isaac and Noirin having sex at 3.15am on Thurs night/Friday morning, I sat through 4 hours of snoring, farting and quilt shuffles life feed, with the volume up high. I can tell you, if they had sex that night, they didn't have it in the bedroom. At 3.15 the camera was on Noirin and Isaac sleeping, Noirin woke up, Isaac asked was she ok, camera went back to Siavash, she whispered something and then 2 second quilt movement, back to sleep. Marcus came into the room shortly after this and the camera went back onto Noirin and Isaac, they were sleeping soundly. And as they didn't sleep together on the Wednesday night/Thursday morning, when the frig did they have sex?
Did you just rent a porno, in the end?
Last Tango in Elstree. 
Haven't read the thread, but just thought I'd mention Rodrigo told beatch "not to touch things" because "some of them are mine".
That was before earringate.
That was before earringate.
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
I'd imagine the problem lies with her... if that shrivelled up prune expression she tends to wear on her face is any reflection of the rest of her, it must be like shagging a Weetabix
You say that like it's a bad thing. My weetabix is even more angry than normal.
quote:Originally posted by Tartanveggie:
You say that like it's a bad thing. My weetabix is even more angry than normal.
OOPs I am sorry if I was being unintentionally Domokunist
...Here have a kitten as an apology
I am terrifed cats, but since he's dressed up as my weetabix, I very much accept your apology on his behalf
quote:Originally posted by Tartanveggie:
I am terrifed cats,
OOOPs fecked up again
Would a secksi man be more appropriate apology for you
Oh my God. When I logged off last night, this thread was 3 or 4 pages long. I've just read all the way through it. Every time I thought I'd found the 'post of the night' someone trumped it. Funniest read in ages!
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by shar69:
Ah well Roxi, thanks to a post about Isaac and Noirin having sex at 3.15am on Thurs night/Friday morning, I sat through 4 hours of snoring, farting and quilt shuffles life feed, with the volume up high. I can tell you, if they had sex that night, they didn't have it in the bedroom. At 3.15 the camera was on Noirin and Isaac sleeping, Noirin woke up, Isaac asked was she ok, camera went back to Siavash, she whispered something and then 2 second quilt movement, back to sleep. Marcus came into the room shortly after this and the camera went back onto Noirin and Isaac, they were sleeping soundly. And as they didn't sleep together on the Wednesday night/Thursday morning, when the frig did they have sex?
Did you just rent a porno, in the end?
It was purely to settle an arguement in the thread, honest 
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
Dunno ....depends whether you've ever shagged yourself into a cystitis frenzy Roxi....have you??
Oh lord, I can't stop laughing now
this has got to be the funniest thread i've read in ages
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by Tartanveggie:
I am terrifed cats,
OOOPs fecked up again
Would a secksi man be more appropriate apology for you
Sexy men work every time
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
anyways.......if there was lube by the bed....doesn't mean they used it or had sex.....i've got nicotine patches by my bed.....i'm not using them.....(for a lube or to give up smoking).....
I've got custard creams at the side of mine...doesn't mean I've been shagging Mario either
*starts the rumour anyway*......
Oh thanks for that, I`ve only just started buying them again, as I went going right off them for ages after watching that!!!
quote:Originally posted by Paradice:well she can't find him that sxy if they need lubequote:Originally posted by Roxi:
Lubricating stuff near Issac's bed when Bea and Siavash were putting the ear rings back on the table oh my god
Maybe he likes the 'tradesmans entrance'!
nineteen pages!!!!!!! How long would this have lasted on the old forum? and how many boppings?
quote:Originally posted by Soozy woo:
nineteen pages!!!!!!! How long would this have lasted on the old forum? and how many boppings?
There would have been a lot of us hit by the ban stick! I love it here
GaGA forums!
Is this thread still going with all the filth talk???
Have the sheets been checked yet?
quote:Have the sheets been checked yet?
I think they are still on the Brentford Nylons highly statically charged candystripe sheets.
quote:Originally posted by Blackpudlian:quote:Have the sheets been checked yet?
I think they are still on the Brentford Nylons highly statically charged candystripe sheets.
Ohhhh my.. the good stuff..
quote:I think they are still on the Brentford Nylons highly statically charged candystripe sheets.
Ohhhh my.. the good stuff..
That's why he needed the lubricant - someone told him it was good for making the sparks fly but he is so dumb he didn't understand.