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Originally posted by Hotpants Helen:

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Originally posted by Roxi:
Right lets not focuse questions on me and get back on topic. They had sex and used lube end of discussion

So is this the end of the thread then.

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Originally posted by Roxi:


Oh come on its obvious they had sex with the help of lube. You dont use lube for anything else

well I use it to stop my bicycle wheels from squeaking....and Spongbob uses it in trifles ...it has 1000s of uses

can i offer anyone some of my lube trifle??.....just made it........

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Originally posted by stonks:
All this talk of curcumcision reminds me of scrunchies....

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Originally posted by Shar:
OMG ... thirteen pages (sorry I've not actually read them all) when all bitchy bea probably saw was a tube of toothpaste ...

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Originally posted by CaptVimes:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Originally posted by Roxi:


Oh come on its obvious they had sex with the help of lube. You dont use lube for anything else

well I use it to stop my bicycle wheels from squeaking....and Spongbob uses it in trifles ...it has 1000s of uses

can i offer anyone some of my lube trifle??.....just made it........

Is it raspberry flavour?

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Originally posted by Hotpants Helen:

So is this the end of the thread then.

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Oh come on its obvious they had sex with the help of lube. You dont use lube for anything else

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Originally posted by Soozy woo:

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Originally posted by Shar:
OMG ... thirteen pages (sorry I've not actually read them all) when all bitchy bea probably saw was a tube of toothpaste ...

Or simply nothing at al. effin cow ..........i so dislike her.

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by CaptVimes:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Originally posted by Roxi:


Oh come on its obvious they had sex with the help of lube. You dont use lube for anything else

well I use it to stop my bicycle wheels from squeaking....and Spongbob uses it in trifles ...it has 1000s of uses

can i offer anyone some of my lube trifle??.....just made it........

Is it raspberry flavour?

it can be whatever flavour yer want big boy......

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:

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Originally posted by Roxi:
Lubricating stuff near Issac's bed when Bea and Siavash were putting the ear rings back on the table oh my god . They must of had sex

... and he's obviously not very good at it...

I'd imagine the problem lies with her... if that shrivelled up prune expression she tends to wear on her face is any reflection of the rest of her, it must be like shagging a Weetabix

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Originally posted by *BB*:

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Oh come on its obvious they had sex with the help of lube. You dont use lube for anything else

There are other uses for it actually.

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Originally posted by CaptVimes:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by CaptVimes:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Originally posted by Roxi:


Oh come on its obvious they had sex with the help of lube. You dont use lube for anything else

well I use it to stop my bicycle wheels from squeaking....and Spongbob uses it in trifles ...it has 1000s of uses

can i offer anyone some of my lube trifle??.....just made it........

Is it raspberry flavour?

it can be whatever flavour yer want big boy......

Im in

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by CaptVimes:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by CaptVimes:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Originally posted by Roxi:


Oh come on its obvious they had sex with the help of lube. You dont use lube for anything else

well I use it to stop my bicycle wheels from squeaking....and Spongbob uses it in trifles ...it has 1000s of uses

can i offer anyone some of my lube trifle??.....just made it........

Is it raspberry flavour?

it can be whatever flavour yer want big boy......

Im in

do i need lube???......i'm very confuddled.....do i need to get the hacksaw out n all?????......

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Originally posted by Roxi:

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Originally posted by Hotpants Helen:

So is this the end of the thread then.

If people are going to be nasty to me then yes

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
do i need lube???......i'm very confuddled.....do i need to get the hacksaw out n all?????......

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by CaptVimes:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by CaptVimes:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Originally posted by Roxi:


Oh come on its obvious they had sex with the help of lube. You dont use lube for anything else

well I use it to stop my bicycle wheels from squeaking....and Spongbob uses it in trifles ...it has 1000s of uses

can i offer anyone some of my lube trifle??.....just made it........

Is it raspberry flavour?

it can be whatever flavour yer want big boy......

Im in

do i need lube???......i'm very confuddled.....do i need to get the hacksaw out n all?????......

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Originally posted by Soozy woo:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by CaptVimes:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by CaptVimes:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Originally posted by Roxi:


Oh come on its obvious they had sex with the help of lube. You dont use lube for anything else

well I use it to stop my bicycle wheels from squeaking....and Spongbob uses it in trifles ...it has 1000s of uses

can i offer anyone some of my lube trifle??.....just made it........

Is it raspberry flavour?

it can be whatever flavour yer want big boy......

Im in

do i need lube???......i'm very confuddled.....do i need to get the hacksaw out n all?????......

You just love B&Q admit it.

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Originally posted by Hotpants Helen:

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Originally posted by Roxi:

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Originally posted by Hotpants Helen:

So is this the end of the thread then.

If people are going to be nasty to me then yes

I haven't seen anyone be nasty to you. Just forum banter. You simply seem determined to get a rise out of people by stating over and over and over again that the lube tube confirmed sex had taken place.

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by Soozy woo:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by CaptVimes:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by CaptVimes:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Originally posted by Roxi:


Oh come on its obvious they had sex with the help of lube. You dont use lube for anything else

well I use it to stop my bicycle wheels from squeaking....and Spongbob uses it in trifles ...it has 1000s of uses

can i offer anyone some of my lube trifle??.....just made it........

Is it raspberry flavour?

it can be whatever flavour yer want big boy......

Im in

do i need lube???......i'm very confuddled.....do i need to get the hacksaw out n all?????......

You just love B&Q admit it.

i was homebased soozy.......

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Originally posted by Hypermnesia:

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Originally posted by Roxi:
Oh come on its obvious they had sex with the help of lube. You dont use lube for anything else

Personally, I, like most women have the benefit of nature's lubricant, works fine for me when the occasion requires it.

But I'll admit, WD40 is damn fine for squeaky door hinges!

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:


yes capt....the hacksaw...i take you into the woods and set about yer hoodie with it....then we have a party.......

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:


yes capt....the hacksaw...i take you into the woods and set about yer hoodie with it....then we have a party.......

...with lube trifle and cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks...it's bloody great

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
anyways.......if there was lube by the bed....doesn't mean they used it or had sex.....i've got nicotine patches by my bed.....i'm not using them.....(for a lube or to give up smoking).....

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Originally posted by electric6:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
anyways.......if there was lube by the bed....doesn't mean they used it or had sex.....i've got nicotine patches by my bed.....i'm not using them.....(for a lube or to give up smoking).....

Now we're back to the African wilderness bush again. DIY topiary?

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Originally posted by CaptVimes:
I only wanted a bit of trifle

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Originally posted by CaptVimes:
I only wanted a bit of trifle

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

anyways.......if there was lube by the bed....doesn't mean they used it or had sex.....i've got nicotine patches by my bed.....i'm not using them.....(for a lube or to give up smoking).....

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

anyways.......if there was lube by the bed....doesn't mean they used it or had sex.....i've got nicotine patches by my bed.....i'm not using them.....(for a lube or to give up smoking).....

I've got custard creams at the side of mine...doesn't mean I've been shagging Mario either

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

anyways.......if there was lube by the bed....doesn't mean they used it or had sex.....i've got nicotine patches by my bed.....i'm not using them.....(for a lube or to give up smoking).....

I've got custard creams at the side of mine...doesn't mean I've been shagging Mario either

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Originally posted by Soozy woo:


I've got Hob Knobs .............say no more

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Originally posted by Soozy woo:


I've got Hob Knobs .............say no more

you need to get some KY Jelly on that ASAP love

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Originally posted by Soozy woo:

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

anyways.......if there was lube by the bed....doesn't mean they used it or had sex.....i've got nicotine patches by my bed.....i'm not using them.....(for a lube or to give up smoking).....

I've got custard creams at the side of mine...doesn't mean I've been shagging Mario either

I've got Hob Knobs .............say no more

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Originally posted by Hotpants Helen:

I haven't seen anyone be nasty to you. Just forum banter. You simply seem determined to get a rise out of people by stating over and over and over again that the lube tube confirmed sex had taken place.

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Originally posted by CaptVimes:
Chocolate ones?


I have some liquid silk, a very tastefully arranged bowl of coloured condoms and a black and decker.

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Originally posted by electric6:

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Originally posted by CaptVimes:
Chocolate ones?


I have some liquid silk, a very tastefully arranged bowl of coloured condoms and a black and decker.

Large angle grinder?

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Originally posted by Soozy woo:

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Originally posted by skive:

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Originally posted by Soozy woo:

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Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
Good Lord!

Reading some of the replies on this thread has been truly educational...Senor Reyes is circumcused, erm...never had to purchase the old "pleasure jelly".

awwwwwwwwwwwwww Senora ...........so glad to hear it .....I feel I was having the pee takien out of me cos my husband is circumcised.

not that I give a flying f***k to be honest but ............some peeps are pretty ignorant.

aw soozy I don't think anyone was taking the pee, my partner is curcumcised too. It was just banter about how Isaac is a bit of an idiot and the ridiculousness of assuming they had sex because of the supposed lube. Honestly no-one was taking the pee out of you.

Awwwwwwwww bless ....but there were one or two ...........definately one ......but what the f***k. I'm thankful for my life ...........unfortunately not all are as fulfilled as I and will take the pee on a forum like this because that's all they have really. Sad but so true.

And ...........look at my face ..............AM I BOVVERED?