quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
it's on offer at tesco's at the moment......i bought some......oh hang on that's rowntrees strawberry jelly.......
I hope your trifles carry a health warning I hope your trifles carry a health warning 
Eleven pages now. Does anyone actually believe that she saw it? She likes to stir things up does Bea. Personally I find her as funny as a boil on the bum.
Hey ho ..............it's given rise to an amusing thread but at the end of the day .................I find her perfectly nauseating.
Hey ho ..............it's given rise to an amusing thread but at the end of the day .................I find her perfectly nauseating.
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
it's on offer at tesco's at the moment......i bought some......oh hang on that's rowntrees strawberry jelly.......
this thread is soooo funny
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
Dunno ....depends whether you've ever shagged yourself into a cystitis frenzy Roxi....have you??
No i havent how dare you say such a thing
quote:cystitis frenzy
Now I'm crying
quote:Originally posted by Soozy woo:
Eleven pages now. Does anyone actually believe that she saw it? She likes to stir things up does Bea. Personally I find her as funny as a boil on the bum.
Hey ho ..............it's given rise to an amusing thread but at the end of the day .................I find her perfectly nauseating.
Soozy i defintely she saw lube on Issac's table. And that just proves Issac and Noirin had sex
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
Dunno ....depends whether you've ever shagged yourself into a cystitis frenzy Roxi....have you??
True story...my best friend thought she had cystitis and got me to buy her stuff from the chemist. Cranberry juice, stuff from the chemist, neither helped.
Days later, she went to her GP, only to be told she had friction burns on her lady bits, and only then did she realise the cause, yes, a quickie, lol!
quote:Originally posted by evviva!:quote:Originally posted by stonks:
All this talk of curcumcision reminds me of scrunchies....
will never look at a Croydon face lift in the same light again....
quote:Originally posted by Roxi:
Soozy i defintely she saw lube on Issac's table. And that just proves Issac and Noirin had sex
Roxi, why are you assuming that lubricant was a prerequisite for Noirin and Isaac to have sexual intercourse?
quote:Originally posted by Hypermnesia:
friction burns on her lady bits,
Fair play to her
quote:Originally posted by Roxi:quote:Originally posted by Soozy woo:
Eleven pages now. Does anyone actually believe that she saw it? She likes to stir things up does Bea. Personally I find her as funny as a boil on the bum.
Hey ho ..............it's given rise to an amusing thread but at the end of the day .................I find her perfectly nauseating.
Soozy i defintely she saw lube on Issac's table. And that just proves Issac and Noirin had sex
Does it? Although I think it proves absoloutely nothing ..............what's the big deal if they had sex or not? what's the
all about. He was hardly a random stranger.quote:Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
Good Lord!
Reading some of the replies on this thread has been truly educational...Senor Reyes is circumcused, erm...never had to purchase the old "pleasure jelly".
awwwwwwwwwwwwww Senora ...........so glad to hear it .....I feel I was having the pee takien out of me cos my husband is circumcised.
not that I give a flying f***k to be honest but ............some peeps are pretty ignorant.
You called?quote:Originally posted by Hypermnesia:
I don't see any horny people here, move along now...
quote:Originally posted by Roxi:quote:Originally posted by Soozy woo:
Eleven pages now. Does anyone actually believe that she saw it? She likes to stir things up does Bea. Personally I find her as funny as a boil on the bum.
Hey ho ..............it's given rise to an amusing thread but at the end of the day .................I find her perfectly nauseating.
Soozy i defintely she saw lube on Issac's table. And that just proves Issac and Noirin had sex
How did you manage to get such a close look?,secondly how was it instantly recognisable to you?,do you use it often yourself having sex
?.quote:Originally posted by Hypermnesia:
Roxi, why are you assuming that lubricant was a prerequisite for Noirin and Isaac to have sexual intercourse?
Oh come on its obvious they had sex with the help of lube. You dont use lube for anything else
quote:Originally posted by Soozy woo:
Does it? Although I think it proves absoloutely nothing ..............what's the big deal if they had sex or not? what's the
Its just shocking people will have sex on national tv
quote:Originally posted by CaptVimes:You called?quote:Originally posted by Hypermnesia:
I don't see any horny people here, move along now...
You really don't want to be hanging around in here if you're *ahem* intact! There's been talk of rusty knives you know!
quote:Originally posted by Hurricane:
How did you manage to get such a close look?,secondly how was it instantly recognisable to you?,do you use it often yourself having sex
It was lube and they had sex. And thats non of your business if use lube
Soozy, no one was taking the pee out of you because your husband is circumcised!
I was taking the pee out of Isaac implying he is a wanker (meant in the "he is an idiot" way...rather than the "a man who self pleasures" way)...and once again it was in no way meant to be an educational guide to sexual practices...it was calling a BB HM a juvenile name for laughs...
I was taking the pee out of Isaac implying he is a wanker (meant in the "he is an idiot" way...rather than the "a man who self pleasures" way)...and once again it was in no way meant to be an educational guide to sexual practices...it was calling a BB HM a juvenile name for laughs...
quote:Originally posted by CaptVimes:You called?quote:Originally posted by Hypermnesia:
I don't see any horny people here, move along now...
<eyeballs fellow hornyite>
quote:Originally posted by Soozy woo:quote:Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
Good Lord!
Reading some of the replies on this thread has been truly educational...Senor Reyes is circumcused, erm...never had to purchase the old "pleasure jelly".
awwwwwwwwwwwwww Senora ...........so glad to hear it .....I feel I was having the pee takien out of me cos my husband is circumcised.
not that I give a flying f***k to be honest but ............some peeps are pretty ignorant.
aw soozy I don't think anyone was taking the pee, my partner is curcumcised too. It was just banter about how Isaac is a bit of an idiot and the ridiculousness of assuming they had sex because of the supposed lube. Honestly no-one was taking the pee out of you.
quote:Originally posted by Roxi:quote:Originally posted by Hurricane:
How did you manage to get such a close look?,secondly how was it instantly recognisable to you?,do you use it often yourself having sex
It was lube and they had sex. And thats non of your business if use lube
LMAO.
You know they had sex how?,indeed it's non of your business if they'd sex either.
quote:Originally posted by Roxi:
Oh come on its obvious they had sex with the help of lube. You dont use lube for anything else
well I use it to stop my bicycle wheels from squeaking....and Spongbob uses it in trifles ...it has 1000s of uses
quote:Originally posted by Roxi:quote:Originally posted by Soozy woo:
Eleven pages now. Does anyone actually believe that she saw it? She likes to stir things up does Bea. Personally I find her as funny as a boil on the bum.
Hey ho ..............it's given rise to an amusing thread but at the end of the day .................I find her perfectly nauseating.
Soozy i defintely she saw lube on Issac's table. And that just proves Issac and Noirin had sex
Because you saw it does not prove they had sex.
quote:Oh come on its obvious they had sex with the help of lube. You dont use lube for anything else
Aha...well now I can do a bit of edumacating. People with body piercings sometimes put a dab on the jewellery when changing body bars (in the navel, for a non exhaustive and no means limited to or implying any kind of expertise on the matter kind of example)
quote:Originally posted by skive:quote:Originally posted by CaptVimes:You called?quote:Originally posted by Hypermnesia:
I don't see any horny people here, move along now...
You really don't want to be hanging around in here if you're *ahem* intact! There's been talk of rusty knives you know!
quote:Originally posted by electric6:quote:Oh come on its obvious they had sex with the help of lube. You dont use lube for anything else
Aha...well now I can do a bit of edumacating. People with body piercings sometimes put a dab on the jewellery when changing body bars (in the navel, for a non exhaustive and no means limited to or implying any kind of expertise on the matter kind of example)
Case closed.
Isaac has a Prince Albert lol.
quote:Originally posted by Roxi:
Oh come on its obvious they had sex with the help of lube. You dont use lube for anything else
Personally, I, like most women have the benefit of nature's lubricant, works fine for me when the occasion requires it.
But I'll admit, WD40 is damn fine for squeaky door hinges!
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by Roxi:
Oh come on its obvious they had sex with the help of lube. You dont use lube for anything else
well I use it to stop my bicycle wheels from squeaking....and Spongbob uses it in trifles ...it has 1000s of uses
can i offer anyone some of my lube trifle??.....just made it........
quote:Originally posted by Hurricane:
Case closed.
Isaac has a Prince Albert lol.
Hahahahaha!
quote:Originally posted by skive:quote:Originally posted by Soozy woo:quote:Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
Good Lord!
Reading some of the replies on this thread has been truly educational...Senor Reyes is circumcused, erm...never had to purchase the old "pleasure jelly".
awwwwwwwwwwwwww Senora ...........so glad to hear it .....I feel I was having the pee takien out of me cos my husband is circumcised.
not that I give a flying f***k to be honest but ............some peeps are pretty ignorant.
aw soozy I don't think anyone was taking the pee, my partner is curcumcised too. It was just banter about how Isaac is a bit of an idiot and the ridiculousness of assuming they had sex because of the supposed lube. Honestly no-one was taking the pee out of you.
Awwwwwwwww bless ....but there were one or two ...........definately one ......but what the f***k. I'm thankful for my life ...........unfortunately not all are as fulfilled as I and will take the pee on a forum like this because that's all they have really. Sad but so true.
And ...........look at my face ..............AM I BOVVERED?
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
can i offer anyone some of my lube trifle??.....just made it........
Has it got cherries on the top
Right lets not focuse questions on me and get back on topic. They had sex and used lube end of discussion
quote:Originally posted by Roxi:
Oh come on its obvious they had sex with the help of lube. You dont use lube for anything else
Well I have a friend who used lube to help her insert tampons for a while because the medication she was taking made it quite difficult for her and she didn't like using towels. So that's one.
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
can i offer anyone some of my lube trifle??.....just made it........
Has it got cherries on the top
no........i put nipple clamps on it....looks lubberly if i say so meself.......
OMG ... thirteen pages (sorry I've not actually read them all) when all bitchy bea probably saw was a tube of toothpaste ...
Erm .. 14 now ... 
quote:Originally posted by Roxi:
Right lets not focuse questions on me and get back on topic. They had sex and used lube end of discussion
So is this the end of the thread then.
Weeeeeeeeell that's put a downer on it
I actually think Isaac is a fine upstanding young man and in no way a bit of a berk. I can only apologise for implying otherwise.
I actually think Isaac is a fine upstanding young man and in no way a bit of a berk. I can only apologise for implying otherwise.
quote:Originally posted by Roxi:
Right lets not focuse questions on me and get back on topic. They had sex and used lube end of discussion
Make your mind up .
Get back on topic followed by end of discussion,contradictary.