quote:Originally posted by electric6:
I'm wanting to say things about kinetic friction and smoking hot sex but I won't
Let's just say my pubes are much shorter than they once were and leave it at that
Let's just say my pubes are much shorter than they once were and leave it at that
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
wank without friction......so if they don't lube it their cocks burst open like an over cooked sausage???.......
SPONGEE!!!
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
Let's just say my pubes are much shorter than they once were and leave it at that
Hahahahahahaha!
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
he had his hoodie done with a rusty hacksaw......
all the boys in his village did....in a bunch
quote:Originally posted by angelicarwen:quote:Originally posted by Soozy woo:quote:Originally posted by angelicarwen:quote:Originally posted by Darthhoob:quote:Originally posted by angelicarwen:
Good Lord Hoobs
yep...thats pretty much what the OH said.
along with 'i know we don't want another child after this one, but please, not that';
DON'T have another one.
I still can't believe you are having three.
Aila is sooo going to be an only child
What's wrong with three? I have three and to me it's an ideal family ....each to their own.
Because it hurt like a sodding bitch
yes, but many women go back and do it again and again and again lol.
i was shitting myself during the whole of my second pregnancy, cos i knew what i was in for! (i also said before i got pregnant that time that i wont ever have another baby). but when labour started happening i was so calm everyone thought i'd taken valium
*wonders if Mama Leccy's still logged-in*
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:quote:Originally posted by Roxi:
Lubricating stuff near Issac's bed when Bea and Siavash were putting the ear rings back on the table oh my god
... and he's obviously not very good at it...
I'd imagine the problem lies with her... if that shrivelled up prune expression she tends to wear on her face is any reflection of the rest of her, it must be like shagging a Weetabix
Oh no ! Stop it......
just when I was thinking why did they Need a lubricant So lets get this straight.. frigid =weetabix!
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
he had his hoodie done with a rusty hacksaw......
all the boys in his village did....in a bunch
like a job lot????.......
.what happened to hug a hoodie????....... quote:Originally posted by evviva!:
*wonders if Mama Leccy's still logged-in*
She'll have nightmares if she is!
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
he had his hoodie done with a rusty hacksaw......
all the boys in his village did....in a bunch
like a job lot????.......
Oh no....that's it.....*runs to loo*
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
he had his hoodie done with a rusty hacksaw......
all the boys in his village did....in a bunch
like a job lot????.......
oh there was a lot of hugging them going on,
.... (as they were dragged off kicking and screaming )Don't worry though, they were given a party afterwards
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
he had his hoodie done with a rusty hacksaw......
all the boys in his village did....in a bunch
like a job lot????.......
oh there was a lot of hugging them going on,
Don't worry though, they were given a party afterwards
oh well that's ok then....dunno what they were whinging about.....they got a party.......
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
Don't worry though, they were given a party afterwards
Party time in the bush-bring ice
The lube was to soothe his bruises when he fell out of the rectum tree into the BB house.
quote:Originally posted by electric6:quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
Don't worry though, they were given a party afterwards
Party time in the bush-bring ice
gives a whole new meaning to ice and a slice doesn't it
quote:Originally posted by electric6:quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
Don't worry though, they were given a party afterwards
Party time in the bush-bring ice
i reckon after having yer hoodie done with a rusty hacksaw...a party in anyone's bush would be painful ice or not.......
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
gives a whole new meaning to ice and a slice doesn't it
Oh God! Hahahahahahahaha!
We would never have been able to have seen a thread like this on C4 forums.
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
i reckon after having yer hoodie done with a rusty hacksaw...a party in anyone's bush would be painful ice or not.......
I love that you keep calling it a hoodie
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by electric6:quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
Don't worry though, they were given a party afterwards
Party time in the bush-bring ice
gives a whole new meaning to ice and a slice doesn't it
ROFL!!
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
he had his hoodie done with a rusty hacksaw......
all the boys in his village did....in a bunch
A bunch of fores rather than a bunch of fives
quote:Originally posted by electric6:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
i reckon after having yer hoodie done with a rusty hacksaw...a party in anyone's bush would be painful ice or not.......
I love that you keep calling it a hoodie
well yer know me leccy....i like to use the correct terms.......
quote:Originally posted by stonks:
It could have been tingly lube or stay hard cream....
It could of been
. But I think it was lube to get her wet as Issac probably doesnt do a good job getting her going On a different note wow its so crazy in this thread it shows alot of you are horny with your filthy talk. It seems some arent getting enough sex lol
All this talk of curcumcision reminds me of scrunchies....
quote:Originally posted by Hypermnesia:
A bunch of fores rather than a bunch of fives
quote:Originally posted by Roxi:quote:Originally posted by stonks:
It could have been tingly lube or stay hard cream....
It could of been
On a different note wow its so crazy in this thread it shows alot of you are horny with your filthy talk. It seems some arent getting enough sex lol
never mind sex.....i'm rumaging through mr sponge's tool box looking for a hacksaw.......
quote:Originally posted by Roxi:quote:Originally posted by stonks:
It could have been tingly lube or stay hard cream....
It could of been
On a different note wow its so crazy in this thread it shows alot of you are horny with your filthy talk. It seems some arent getting enough sex lol
I don't know what your talking about, this sex thing..I'm married, we don't do things like that....
quote:Originally posted by Hypermnesia:
A bunch of fores rather than a bunch of fives
Oh God Hyper! hahahaha, my face is aching from laughing now.
I have laughed so much I am now cackling!
quote:Originally posted by Roxi:
On a different note wow its so crazy in this thread it shows alot of you are horny with your filthy talk. It seems some arent getting enough sex lol
it's the ones getting too much that know all about the refreshing qualities of lube Roxi....
quote:Originally posted by stonks:
All this talk of curcumcision reminds me of scrunchies....
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
it's the ones getting too much that know all about the refreshing qualities of lube Roxi....
What are you saying??? that i know all the refreshing qualities of lube???
Good Lord!
Reading some of the replies on this thread has been truly educational...Senor Reyes is circumcused, erm...never had to purchase the old "pleasure jelly".
Reading some of the replies on this thread has been truly educational...Senor Reyes is circumcused, erm...never had to purchase the old "pleasure jelly".
quote:Originally posted by Roxi:
It could of been
On a different note wow its so crazy in this thread it shows alot of you are horny with your filthy talk. It seems some arent getting enough sex lol
On the other hand, it could be said that people who are able to talk about sex and see the humour of it, are often those who are already sexually fulfilled.
I don't see any horny people here, move along now...
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by electric6:quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
Don't worry though, they were given a party afterwards
Party time in the bush-bring ice
gives a whole new meaning to ice and a slice doesn't it
quote:Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
Good Lord!
Reading some of the replies on this thread has been truly educational...Senor Reyes is circumcused, erm...never had to purchase the old "pleasure jelly".
I'm just glad Bea didn't find a manky old sock
quote:Originally posted by electric6:quote:Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
Good Lord!
Reading some of the replies on this thread has been truly educational...Senor Reyes is circumcused, erm...never had to purchase the old "pleasure jelly".
I'm just glad Bea didn't find a manky old sock
quote:Originally posted by Roxi:quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
it's the ones getting too much that know all about the refreshing qualities of lube Roxi....
What are you saying??? that i know all the refreshing qualities of lube???
Dunno ....depends whether you've ever shagged yourself into a cystitis frenzy Roxi....have you??
quote:Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
Good Lord!
Reading some of the replies on this thread has been truly educational...Senor Reyes is circumcused, erm...never had to purchase the old "pleasure jelly".
it's on offer at tesco's at the moment......i bought some......oh hang on that's rowntrees strawberry jelly.......