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Originally posted by electric6:
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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
i reckon he likes going in the back door.......

Ahh you spotted the thumb sucking and simulated insertion during his dance routine in the bathroom too?


erm........i thought he was constipated and was trying to loosen it up..... Big Grin

seriously......yes i took it from that..... Thumbs Up ....he looked a right dick....... Big Grin
SS
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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
i reckon he likes going in the back door.......


Ahh you spotted the thumb sucking and simulated insertion during his dance routine in the bathroom too?

Even he was embarrassed by that routine when he was interrupted by Lisa. He reckons he was Chilling but it looked like he was making a right fool of himself.
Blackpudlian
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Originally posted by electric6:
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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
i reckon he likes going in the back door.......

Ahh you spotted the thumb sucking and simulated insertion during his dance routine in the bathroom too?


Oh thank God, I seriously thought my 'imagination' was running away with me! The whole routine seemed like some adolescent re-enacting a cheap porn movie he'd watched on the internet. As Bea said very 'American Pie'.
skive
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Originally posted by skive:

Oh thank God, I seriously thought my 'imagination' was running away with me! The whole routine seemed like some adolescent re-enacting a cheap porn movie he'd watched on the internet. As Bea said very 'American Pie'.

Did she? Eeker That's what I was thinking too...you can tell he's the spring break type...I bet he pours jugs of margaritas down lasses throats and judges wet t-shirt contests too. Oh Noirin, you've got yourself a catch there...
Leccy
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Originally posted by captain marbles:
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Originally posted by angelicarwen:
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Originally posted by captain marbles:
I always wondered what Americans were on about when they talked about a "lube job". I'm not sure that I'm a better person for knowing.


Whats a lube? Does it mean rubbish?
I think there are a number of clues located throughout the thread.


*gets out magnifying glass and pipe*
angelicarwen
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Originally posted by angelicarwen:
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Originally posted by captain marbles:
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Originally posted by angelicarwen:
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Originally posted by captain marbles:
I always wondered what Americans were on about when they talked about a "lube job". I'm not sure that I'm a better person for knowing.


Whats a lube? Does it mean rubbish?
I think there are a number of clues located throughout the thread.


*gets out magnifying glass and pipe*
Go to it, Mrs Holmes. Big Grin
captain marbles
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Originally posted by Soozy woo:
Oh FFS ....it was Bea that said it ...........Bea the biggest stirrer in the house.

a. was it any of her business

and

b. it was probably a tube of toothpaste but she likes to get a story going.


Are you in a bad mood Confused

What's with the "FFS" in a thread where people are having a laugh?
FM
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Originally posted by electric6:
Ok Arwen, I was trying to be um...polite about it.

Most American lads are circumcised...the err...lack of the erm...bit... most British peeps are used to umm... handling erm... necessitates extra...umm...skills...when dealing with erm...certain frustrations.

My Mother could be reading this! *dies* Red Face


wavey <---- Mama Leccy...... Angel
FM
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Originally posted by electric6:
Ok Arwen, I was trying to be um...polite about it.

Most American lads are circumcised...the err...lack of the erm...bit... most British peeps are used to umm... handling erm... necessitates extra...umm...skills...when dealing with erm...certain frustrations.

My Mother could be reading this! *dies* Red Face



Really? Who told you that? My husband is circumcised .......never any probs. I think you're reading far too much into it TBH.
Soozy Woo
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Originally posted by electric6:
Ok Arwen, I was trying to be um...polite about it.

Most American lads are circumcised...the err...lack of the erm...bit... most British peeps are used to umm... handling erm... necessitates extra...umm...skills...when dealing with erm...certain frustrations.

My Mother could be reading this! *dies* Red Face


boooooooooootifully explained leccy.....*dabs eyes*......
SS
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Originally posted by electric6:
Ok Arwen, I was trying to be um...polite about it.

Most American lads are circumcised...the err...lack of the erm...bit... most British peeps are used to umm... handling erm... necessitates extra...umm...skills...when dealing with erm...certain frustrations.

My Mother could be reading this! *dies* Red Face


Ohhhh! Red Face

Sorry electric. Soooo should have played the field before getting married. I am mortified Laugh
angelicarwen
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Originally posted by electric6:
Ok Arwen, I was trying to be um...polite about it.

Most American lads are circumcised...the err...lack of the erm...bit... most British peeps are used to umm... handling erm... necessitates extra...umm...skills...when dealing with erm...certain frustrations.

My Mother could be reading this! *dies* Red Face


Laugh
Darthhoob

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