dunno what you'd call it - hubby called it Chicken Gumbo (he cooked)

Twas scrummy, and very non-fattening ... so I'm having a little (!) glass of wine with the calories that I've saved

Haha!................................just at that moment my pizza turns up

Ooooooo, I've just put the TV on and there's an update of new channels

What you got that's new?

Dunno, cos I never took much notice before

Hahahaha - and you pay for that??

I asked for tuna and prawn pizza, but I think they left the prawns off

Nah, tis Freeview, I haven't got the box on at the mo

Found a prawn yet?

There were an odd one or two dotted around

Is that it? I was kindof enjoying that second-hand pizza

I feel a bit disappointed now, at the lack of prawns

I had it first hand, and yes, I am too disappointed at the lack of prawns  it must be cos it's a weekend and they save them...............remember it came late too

I may have to go to the fridge again to make up for it

In other news............I may have some interest in the furniture

We are the only ones posting on the whole of the forums

Evening.........again

*sniffs*

Is that Brut

That'll be right..............hiya again Muf *promises to be carefull with what she puts in a sentence*

or Old Spice

Oooooh, Embarassing Bodies on C4

Noooooooo ... oh go on then ... what's going on on it???

I seem to be watching Michael Winner. Why

I'll tell you why ... because the batteries have gone on the remote and I can't be bothered to get up

Haha!.......................Earwax...........ewwwwwwwwwww and errrrmm male excretions due to abcesses

You know what? I'll give that a miss

Back end tho

Awwww, someone who say she's got the chest of a boy (smaller than an A)

I am fair snorting here woman!!

You'll see that pizza again soon

Haha!...............................Pixie showing you how to wipe your bum next

What's likka?? As in pie and mash and likka (Iknow I have spelt that phonetically)

Apparently the likka is green

Front to back

Ale, I think. (liquor)

That's the way to do it

Hi-karate

Just don't wanna see you getting bumped for smut Pet
 
I've just had my bath and enjoyed a nice wet shave (*whispers*no one could possibly get anything smutty out of 'clean', 'shaven' and me )

Awwww, a girl with sweaty hands now, who's frightened of dropping her baby

Try me

Pure style

oh dear gawd

Bottom smelly leakage in a male  

Ha has to be taught how to wipe