Is that euro lingo? What next ....you'll be talking franglais and saying  toilet and serviette

She looks like The Terminator has melted all over her.

Great description - I think people say she wasn't half a cracker when she was younger - that's the inspiration behind it.

I've warmed to Mel C during this show but I still don't rate her singing.

Takes back everything I've said..this is shoite

I don't think she's such a bad singer, but I don't like the accent she's singing in.

I hope there's something wrong with the acoustics  That wasn't so good .

Mais oui..!  Le plume de ma tante est awol dans le lavvy et je need un papier serviette to hoik it ahhhhhhht.

Well, I thought that was fab ...

Anthony Newley - the oestrogen years.

ROFL.

He's got it well sussed.....not sure about the sweatiness mind!

I love the top half of Mels dress

Hahahahahaha

He's gawnnnnnnnnnnnn

Yes!!!!!!!!

That's the right decision

Wowwww

Yaaaaaaaaay.

I can breathe - I wouldn't want to see him as Jesus.

true - she has  a good voice but diction was awful

And the others are

I'm fine with whoever wins now.

no - makes him look unfit

Well... not THE Jesus.. but I can see Ben in the role easily and with a wig and a robe, Rory might look the part too.   I'd love to have seen them in costume.

I'd rather Rory win but I can live with Ben - he was my fave from the start but then I flip flopped.

Even if it's Lugs?

I quite liked him when he did that funky dance 

Lugs is my preferred option.

But he'll be all sweaty now.

Oh glad it wasn't just me that noticed the lugs

She's embarrassing herself, bloody sad, I always really liked her....Just shows

Nooooooooooooo!

You missed the discussion on the merits of double sided sticky tape versus staples then?

I find them very distracting.

and yet, strangely enough, when boxers sweat freely it's a sign that they're fit.

I was told that back in Noah's day 

Yep.. once was funny, twice was 'err.. ok', from thrice on was just cringeworthy.