It's for my friend btw.

*eyebrow

Adultfriendfinder.com  

Oh I'm very single too. Just blinkered at the mo. No it's for my friend who wants to find someone new.

Internet dating? Is that any good? Dont you get a lot of nutjobs on there? I was thinking more if you're down the pub or at a club and get approached - what are the warning signs to look out for kinda thing.

Alex will be on the market in 2-3 weeks

Which would be a "don't" I should add

first bad news is there are no new ones , they are a;ll used.

Don't
Full Stop

i always thought it was a bad idea to go out clubbing and pull a bloke. i might be proved wrong i dont know yet,

The bloke who organises some of Alex's cage fights is a friend on FB. He offered to show me love tomorrow cos Mystic Meg said I'd find a new love on a Monday. But he was only being nice.

Nooo this is the thing. It's not going out with the intention of pulling anyone. She does get approached all the time when she's out but she's fed up of idiots and being let down. So she was asking me earlier for advice (right now I'm not the person to be asking) so I said I would ask on here.

DO'S....the reach around.


DONT'S..leave skiddy knickers at the side of the bed.

Aren't we all? If I met a virgin in his thirties I'd run a bloody mile

best go for a foreign bloke then,most brits blokes over the age of 30, are single for a reason.

What's the reach around? (No need to explain about skiddy things)

I tried that but he kept offering me camels

You can't argue with Mystic Meg.  Accept your fate girl

Well as it happens I am going out of the house tomorrow.....better put me lippy on!

wait a mo..it's the reach back...I keep forgeting I'm a bloke sometimes.

A certain position with your hands clasping some wrinkly mens bits.

with ya karma, im speaking from experience saying clubbing is a bad way for finding someone,(cos they only want 1 thing) well thats what i always thought, but did meet someone a few months ago that way, and he has just come back from afghanistan (thursday) and hes been in touch and keen to meet up, he also kept emailing me while he was away. so we will see if clubbing is a way to meet someone or not. (maybe)

Oooh JAF that sound's exciting!! I suppose we're all human and you could meet anyone anywhere, just cos it's in a club doesn't automatically mean it's only for one thing. I take it he's a soldier? One of my best friends met an American soldier in a club 10 years ago, now they're happily married, living in the States and have just had their 4th child, so don't give up hope! xx

Do you want my advice?

Must be the meds cos I'm trying to picture this but having trouble

After last night, no ta

Why what did I say? Last night is a bit of a blur if I'm honest. Did I advise you? :ninja

You don't remember? I suggest you take a clear headed look at your facebook, young man

hes RAF Karma and very nice (i think)

aww justy, hope it turns out well for you.

karms?  tell her to avoid  blokes with staring eyes and  thumbs like claws.

I remember the dick thing if that's what you mean. But you aren't talking about that are you?

Yes I am Crusty *tut*

That made me chuckle!

Oh just bite the pillow and shut up...lol...mrs sushi says hi btw.

JAF I really hope it works out for you, he certainly sounds keen! xx

He knows what he means (he's role playing it out in his head )

That old cliche: don't look

Besoooo