''

I don't know what bothers me more the young girls for spouting such crap or their mothers for teaching it to them.

you'll get in strife now longcat, asking 'what about the fathers????'

Their fathers are probably like JJ that's why they think its acceptable behaviour

My ex's attitudes like JJ's, and my daughters think he's a prat  

That's sooooo good to hear DA Sounds like you're daughters are my kind of girls

You taught her well

How do you get to see the comments on the CH4 webste?

thanks Fairfax and longcat  

click on a story or vid, croc and then scroll down, the comments load.

is this you really spongey?

 ''im cryin for him..literally, i feel for him sooo much, the poor thing! josie soo doznt desrve him at ol, c needs to apreciate him mo..i nli want thm 2 sort things ou for his sake...cuz i rly dnt want him 2 wok, n i can rly see it hapnin if thy dnt sort things quikly..i think big brotha shud bring sum1 in hu is close to jj, so he has sum1 els..n jj mum needs 2 giv josie n earful!!hu the hel dos she think she is.. i rly dont lyk josie, iv had my doubts bou her eva sinc thr 1st argument, but she really dug herslf a hole this tym..dnt evn no y ne1 wants her 2 win..she doznt desrv it..nli 4 his sake i wish bb will do somthin an get them to sort things''

Cheers JB



"  josie knows that he is sorry. she should be the bigger person and go over to john james, let him say his peace"

Actually I think this one is Spongey

" josie jus sed she is goin to giv jj one more day of punishment!!!! ydy she sed it was going to be till tody lunch until he was makin evy1 laf last nyt, n c tho8 he wrent bovad wen it was clearly jus to get her attention! she was annoyd he wernt sulkin!! n nw sh sed 2 keeva she playin hard2 get...ol i can say id bitch...i hatee her!!!!!"

JB

eh  

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez that stuff takes ages to decipher.

I've still not got all of it Leccy  

really i mean , is it too much to ask that if  txtspk is without vowels then  be consistent! don't be leaving consonants out in the next sentence...

I got the gist, I think

well when i say 'sentence' i really mean the next  onslaught of puerile drivel.

To explain, the young lady is expressing her distaste of Josie for making John James suffer one further day of punishment (unnecessary overuse of exclamation marks follow) Yesterday, she explained that said punishment was going to last until lunchtime today, but then John James entertained everyone with his comedic talents last night, and she believes he wasn't bothered by her behaviour and she started to sulk. Josie has expressed to Keeva that she is playing hard to get. The young lady hates Josie.

Haha, are you guys taunting the tweenies?  I had one of my comments "edited by moderator" earlier for singling out the tweenies as being swallow and insignificant.

I didn't know swallowing was insignificant. I'll remember that in future!

Hahahahaha

I thought vowels were at a premium

I'm buggered if I can work out the nli out  

genius Karma  

nli....nearly??

or only

Ta! So sharp I'll cut meself, me

I don't know what this is all about but some of my daughter's friends on facebook type like this : helloo iiii lovee youu aree youu comingg overr too emmass housee laterr, wee havee gott somee dvdss andd sophiee iss goingg too treatt uss too pizzaa???????????

Quite a few of them do it...

thanks Croc 

oh bloody hell, how stupid am I 

Yeah Leccy...my daughter nad her mates all do the double letter at the end thing too....


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I'm So Boredd!

Dont mess with these people. They will hunt you down, tear out your spleen and turn it into a mahooosive apostrophe

http://www.apostrophe.org.uk/

I believe I am banned (or suspended) from posting comments on the CH4 site now.  The mods keep refusing to authorise my comments.

Probably because you can spell and use punctuation Spider

I don't understand it all

I've been checking Soph's


Com on Englanddddd
BBQ then Partyyy

and people write messages to Sophieeeee

Teenagers are weird.