Makosi the font of all BB knowledge is going on and on about how they will get new housemates tonight or tomorrow blah blah blah

I did wonder if Chantelle was still a vegetarian, she must be she is making tofu salad.

Ulrika says you dont eat anything, and Chan says she wil have some butter beans with it and Ulrika calls her a greedy bitch.

Then they wonder whatever happened to 'that woman who looked at people's shot'.


YES IT IS THIS EXCITING.

Chantelle thinks that if BB had given them drink last night there would be 'ructions'.

Ulrika thinks they should at least give them wine for dinner which takes the emphasis off 'getting pissed'.

Ulrika has a friend who has a vegetarian BF and he wouldnt even go and get her a chicken from the butchers. (Neither would I). Chantelle though isnt bothered by meat, she would cook it, cut etc etc (I wouldnt and wouldnt know where to start!)

I wonder if Michelle is still a vegetarian?

BB has left food in the DR for Victor and Michelle.

Victor says they have been to Nandos. I dunno what that is.

Michelle just asked what is vegetarian and what isnt, so she has answered the question.

They cant wash any plats coz BB havent given them a bin to scrape the remains into.

Victor just said to the camera 'I'm a black guy and even I cant eat all this chicken'.


They've got wine too. It does look like there is a lot of food.

Michelle is eating in the bedsit (again)


The main house have finished dinner

Nick is asking Preston if it would be 'difficult technically' if Chantelle really liked someone else in the house.

Preston says it would be...difficult....and that being in the house has made him remember how great she is. 

Nick thinks she has a big heart. Preston says she was upset that Coolio left but that she never saw the other side to him.

BEDSIT

Michelle thinks they have got the houses rewards coz they have so much food.

She is cramming chips in her gob atm.

MAIN HOUSE Speculation from Nick over what BB are going to do now that 3 people have left.

BEDSIT


Victor declares that the HMs are a bunch of moaners.

Now they are talking about Victors son.

Everytime I have seen Michelle on today she has been eating or cleaning round her gob with her tongue.

Chantelle, Makosi and Brian just had a boob bouncing contest in front of the mirror (Brian with oranges)

The living room is out of bounds so they all have to go to the bedroom.


Chantelle just screamed ded loud


HMs and Bedsitters think there is a party.

Nikki is going to to the boob bouncing thing now, while singing Kats Happy House.

I think Chantelle out to have a bra on.

BEDSIT

Victor is annoyed he ate so much, Michelle says it obviusly wasnt 'one mans chicken'.

BEDSIT


Vic and Mich are moaning that the HMs are getting a party and they are not. Vic doesnt want them to have one if he isnt there.

HOUSE

Nikki still moaning on about the Libertines and how she has requested a song by them but they probably wouldnt even let BB clear it to play if coz its so uncool.

BEDSIT

Mich thinks they got a piece of chicken for everytime they 'arst' for a bin.

The BB phone is ringing and Vic is hoping they can join the party.

But its to give them 5 minutes to go to the garden.

Then BB rang them back to remind them to be quiet and not move anything.

They've gone in the garden and took their drinks, no coats hoping to get cold as its hot in the bedsit.

They discuss how funny it is that they dont know they are there.

Victor doesnt want them to have a party tonight coz it might mean they dont get one tomorrow and they agree that isnt right,

Mich thinks BB has got really lazy and will just send them out 'off you go'.

In the house Brian is contemplating a tattoo.


(Sorry got a bit bored and stopped paying attention)

Sorry if anyone actually is out there but.....it's too boring

Nadia is in a mood coz she didnt have a sofa in her dressing  room before the show began,

Doors open, BB says GATHER on sofa...there's balloons, wine and cake,

Nadia moans that they took so long to do just this.

And then moans loads more (especially  about the lack of sofa in her dressing room - she is going to tell them off and this is why she has no respect for SOUND DIP)

Shutters go up and they all get all excited but theres nowt there.


Nadia has a right cross sulky look on her face.

BEDSIT 

Still talking about chicken....have they not realised why they got loads of chicken yet? (I only just did!)

BB asks for 2 HMS


Makosi and Nadia both leap up and rush to go.

BEDSIT

Mich reckons that they wont go into the house till this time tomorrow. 


HOUSE

Makosi and Nadia back with parlour games from the DR.

Great.

Nadia sounded so terminally bored when she read that out.

The first game is they have a pic of a  hm and they have to use adjectives to describe that housemate.

*waits for someone to ask what an adjective is(

Nadia asked before I got past the W.

They are going to open the wine, but Makosi is called to DR.

Theres more alcohol in the hatch.

Nadia is COMPROMISING and having white wine she really wants red.

So Chantelle swaps.

Whining about Rose and the white is sweet and whine whine whine about wine.

Nadia is first in the game
BB tell her to hold the pic in front of her but half the HMs could see it in the mirror
BB says those who didnt see could play.
Nadia started
MIKE TYSON, GHETTO

Nikki guessed Aisleyne.
ERM, adjectives?

Nicks turn and all the HMs have to close eyes while Nick shows to camera
I didnt see it.

Nick says
ELDEST FEMALE IN THE HOUSE.

After Carole someone guessed Ulrika which is correct (not happy)

BB now explains what an adjective is and gives an example.
Nickys turn (some moaning)
GRUMPYSTUBBORN then coughs and they all shout JOHN

Chantelle's go.
MAKOSI JACUZZI

Makosi says 'I will kill you with these 2 fingers'
Its Anthony....Chanelle thinks he is gorgeous.
Makosi thinks that the ppl in the pics have been done recently so that they are on there way in.
(no adjectives again)

Makosis go, she knows nowt about BB.
VERY HANDSOMENICE EYESALLERGIES
It's Preston!

BRIANs go
I can see the pic this time its VICTOR.
AGGRESSIVECONFRONTATIONALGANGSTER
(they all say Coolio then Nadia says Victor - Nadia says she loves Victor)
Ulrika is worried she wont know who it is on her go. She looks right hacked off.

Ulrikas go. She has got Chantelle.
She pretends she doesnt know who it is when asked
PRETTYFEMALEBLONDEBROWNLIPPYQUIETENGLISHSMART
They didnt guess it.

Gone to bedsit now.
Back Makosi says she said Chantelle but Ulrika says she didnt here

Prestons go (good I need a wee) 
Preston has Michelle
OPERATIC
Makosi says whatsername Pia Jesus Michelle Bass


Next game coming up but I cant be arsed...its the stick on the head game they think

Chantelle has Ziggy on her head.

Preston has Latoya.

(seems a rather foolish game with all the mirrors)

Nadia has Sandy

Nikki has David Ramsden (dunno who that is)

(Makosi has gone to get cakes)

And I think Preston and Nick have gone for a smoke so the whole game have fallen to shit.

Oops sorry for the above posts I wrote them in word pad and they dint copy right and I was rushing so I didnt tidy them up.

But no one is there anyway so it dont matter

They start with Chantelle (Nicky has gone to wash a plate)..its juts name on head game

Makosi has Bonnie

Half of them dont know who each other is, quick shift to the bedsit and Michelle looked bored shitless.