Dont get me started on Makosi'd delusions in here


HOUSE - they are still discussing the clown - Stu asks if it was a task but the HMs say they dont know.

BEDSIT

Victor is adamant that BB5 was the best. He says BB7 won but it was someones opinion and if you go on the forums they all see BB5 was best. (Nah BB3 was def the best).

Victor says if it wasnt for 'them' none of the muppets like Nikki would have got in the hosue coz before that it was always normal people.

In the HOUSE Stuart has left.

They are discussing who they said were their BB crushes and I think Nick just said he got it off with Penny from BB2

Stuart had told the others he was asked yesterday to go in. Brian says Stuart has made him think about why he isnt  'running around'

Nick wonders if they had tasks everyday on BB11, they dont know why they arent being given anything to do.

Brian says maybe they just want us to sit around and talk.

Now they are all moaning about not having any drink.

Brian wonders how dull it will be now without Coolio if he was in there to stir stuff up.

Chantelle has had enough of sitting down.

So she asks Brian to hold her feet while she does sit ups and tells him not to look up her skirt coz she's got no knickers on, though he wont be interested in what is up there.

She's done 7 and it hurts already. Preston is criticising her technique.

Brian looked up Chantells skirt and told her that 'it looked really angry' at him and made a face that I cnat describe - much laughter in the bedsit

I've been having dinner, back to Vic and Mich discussing Ulrika and saying she doesnt say much, like Nick, and Michelle doesnt think she is 'being herself'. They both cant believe she won, go on to discuss who else was on the show.

I am very full

They are all complaining about Stu and how he will go out and tell everyone how boring they all are.

In the bathroom Chantelle (in the bath) tells Preston (after looking to see if anyone was coming) that she is gutted that Coolio is gone.

BEDSIT - Mich says that if Coolio hadbt left then Nadia would have gone.

Preston just told Chantelle that Nikki smells or made a big smell in the loo.

Now they are talking about Coolio, Chantelle didnt think he was a bad person and he didnt mean anything he said. She is really gutted he is gone, she really liked him but she says she didnt see 'the other side'.

They hope BB will send someone else in to replace Coolio. Chantelle wants her mum, Preston wants his dog, Chantelle really misses her mum. 

Preston to Chantelle re her mum 'coz she was on BB2', as a joke...and in the BEDSIT they ve took this literally and dunno who she is.

In the bedsit they are talking about when they might get a shower (soon I hope Michelle is wearing same clothes as last night).

Then Victor tells Michelle Nadia will get a lift when Mich goes in, and she can tell Nadia that he isnt the axe murdered she thinks he is.

BB has called Nick and Brian to the DR.

Brian and Nick are in a task room decorated with gold tinselly business and music notes and a disco ball, they are both wearing wigs, Nic has a guitar, Brian a mike. BB told them to dance till they were told to stop. They start jumping about to music I cant hear.
Cuts in between them and Vic and Mich watching.

Meanwhile back in the house, Chantelle has got out of the bath.

Preston is going to get in now.

Brian says the song that was played was the first one of his 'list'.

Nick insists he put loads of cheesy songs on his list knowing they wouldnt play them.

Whatever song it was it was Kylie.

Back in the house Nikki is eating once again, this time something out of a bowl.

Makosi can hear the music, she doesnt miss music but she misses her phone. Nikki misses music but not her phone coz it is being held together by masking tape. It is a Nokia something, Makosi says it is really old. Makosi says dont you work on your phone but Nikki says she doesnt do technology and can just about work an iPod.

Marcus Bentley is tweeting that Sam Pepper is going in to replace Coolio - dunno who he is but I would much prefer Alex

Preston's in the bath now.

Task rom

Nick has never heard more than 2 Britney Spears tracks (thats 1 more than me probably). Brian is unimpressed.

Been tweeting birds on for ages now.

The dancy music task has finished now and they are heading back to the house.

Makosi and Chantelle ate talking about Coolio (and sunglasses).

Ulrika is giving Preston cooking instructions.

Brian and Nick come out the DR screaming DID YOU SEE I, he thought they were watching on the screen.

They explain what happenned (had to dance to fave songs) and say they had to finish off dancing to Lady in Red.

Nikki is so excited, she thinks it is going to be her turn next.

They think BB is picking people with different tastes in music to dance together.

Brian is covered in black goo off his feather boa and glitter off his mike.

BEDSIT Michelle is moaning  that BB wont let them outside again tonight.

Brian tells Ulrika that her carried Nick through the dance task, and that Nick thought that Brian wanted to snog him.

Brian and Ulrika are still poking at Nick saying he is too serious and needs to just enjoy it and stop thinking everything is a conspiracy.

Brian says he would have had 'too much fun' if he had done the dance task with someone else.

Brian repeats for the umpteenth time that he asked Nick if it was the gayest thing he had ever done and Nick says no. Brian remembers that Nick went to boarding school which explains it.

Nick thinks they will show the dancing later.

(Which will put paid to Brian saying he was running round while Nick was just 'standing there')

Brian says that he has had a great day, and its been his day not Nikkis like yesterday - Stu half naked, the dancing, a roast dinner to come and a kiss from Nick in the DR.

Ulrika says no one will see it coz no one is watching this series.


Brian teases Nikki saying they had a song live from Reading by the Libertines.

Nikki hopes that they will still get a party and that it wasnt just Brian and Nick getting a treat.

Chantelle really wants  glass of wine.

There's a close up of Prestons foot and he appears to be wearing gladiator slippers.

Preston would like to see Nick dancing.

Now there's a load of shrieking in the bedroom.

Ulrika wouldnt know any of the top 10 songs if they played them to her (nor would I)

Brian was prancing round in his underpants with a big white dress pretending to get married and Chantelle apparently hasnt seen the funny side, but Nadia says 'it doesnt matter'.

Ulrika says that Makosi has predicted that they got back together.

BEDSIT Victor is asking BB for food, alcohol and to be allowed outside.

Main house bedroom.

Ulrika, Brian and Nadia  are wondering if Coolio will be at the final and they dont believe he left for mutual consent they think he was kicked out. 

BEDSIT

Michelle is eating again and they are moaning about how cold they were last night but Michelle says its only for one more night.

Victor really dont like Preston.




Victor tells Michelle that the HMs all really think they are going to be put in pairs to do dancing.

Michelle is eating again.

HOUSE

Chantelle is ruining her appetite before dinner by eating a bag of crisps.

The oven has gone off and there is an issue with the chicken.

I have never cooked a chicken in my life so I dunno what all the fuss is about, cant they just turn it back on.

Nick is moaning that when he did BB when they pressed the DB they were let in within 10 seconds.

In the bathroom Nikki is putting on mascara, she started putting it on in the living room about 15 minutes ago.

(I suppose it's a better effect for when she turns the waterworks on),

Brian comes into the bathroom with underpants on.

Nikki starts whinging that she hates her friends for going to Reading without her.

Then starts whining about what they will do tonight  if they dont get a party.

Then Nikki remembers another HM to poke fun at Becki (the BB5 replacement), but she says they cant say anything coz she is good friends with Nadia.

Ulrika thinks the oven is broken and that BB didnt switch it off.

Preston has gone to ask BB about it.

More chicken talk.


Oh it seems like the oven has reactivated itself.


Makosi doesnt want to call Preston Preston she wants to call him Sam. Chantelle has only ever called him Preston and didnt know it wasnt his first name till after BB.

Nikki is whining that the highlight of her Saturday is going to be making her bed. And taking her make up.

They are rehashing their opening night stories again...it's a deadly dull.

Chantelle has been called to DR but she is scared.

Am a bit bored

Evening  having a lutathon then?


Z.

I've nowt better to do

It's too dull though, they are just talking about the same stuff over and over...they need a proper task, a long drawn out over night type task that they can get teeth into. I'm bored, they are bored, we're all bored