Makosi and Nadia are all tarted up, but Ulrika looks like she is going to do a spot of gardening.
I've always loved how they dress up for evictions because they are going to be on the telly 
John is also wearing a fetching spangly black and white base ball.
They are discussing how the evictions on their relative years differed.
There's just a drawn out discussion about tonight's schedule and BBBM
Coolio has made Nikki cry by commenting on her outfit (I think coz I wasnt really listening), Ulrika goes to talk to her in the bathroom while Coolio starts debating the qualities of Venus Williams arse.
Nikki crying on and on about she has tried to hold it together and Coolio hates her. Ulrika says he is behaving exactly the same way he did last time.
Coolio asks if Nikki is really crying and a couple of them say yes then the birds come back on.
Coolio asks if Nikki is really crying and a couple of them say yes then the birds come back on.
Now they are talking about Beavis and Butthead.
Back in the bathroom Ulrika, Chantelle and Brian are telling Nikki that Coolio is just nervous about the eviction.
Chantelle tells Nikki to be strong but Nikki says she isnt strong and she finds it really hard when people say things to her as she has no self esteem
Back in the bathroom Ulrika, Chantelle and Brian are telling Nikki that Coolio is just nervous about the eviction.
Chantelle tells Nikki to be strong but Nikki says she isnt strong and she finds it really hard when people say things to her as she has no self esteem
Brian and Chantelle continue to to talk to Nikki, and Brian is doing her hair. He tells her not to let him upset her and that loads of people love her and care about her. She sends him off to get her bottled water.
She wishes she could hold it together and act like she wasnt bothered but she thinks he sense that she is weak and that is why he targets her.
Now she is eating a biscuit.
She will go out there and act like nothing happened. Brian says never let anyone upset you and ruin your time.
She wishes she could hold it together and act like she wasnt bothered but she thinks he sense that she is weak and that is why he targets her.
Now she is eating a biscuit.
She will go out there and act like nothing happened. Brian says never let anyone upset you and ruin your time.
John looks really pissed off.
Nicky asks Brian for advice on what to say to Coolio if he is nasty to her again. She decides to call him Cisco coz Brian did earlier by mistake and he didnt like it.
Brian and Nadia are discussing Nadia's chafing problem.
Nikki has a very cool make up compact thing with loads of compartments tho it is very small (I want one I wonder who made it)
Brian and Nadia are discussing Nadia's chafing problem.
Nikki has a very cool make up compact thing with loads of compartments tho it is very small (I want one I wonder who made it)
Coolio is fanning the group with Makosi's shawl.
Then I think he started shagging the floor, it made John laugh whatever he did.
Then I think he started shagging the floor, it made John laugh whatever he did.
It's gone off now so see you after 
I had gone to bed but I had to switch back on when I saw the clown and trigging lap top took forever to come on and now all the drama is over.
In the bedsit Michelle is talking about her boyfriend. She tells Vic she knew it was going to him she was in the bedsit with. She worries her bf will be jealous about the double bed.
He is ripping her for her accent.
In the main house they are all a bit subdued. So maybe I will go back to bed.
In the bedsit Michelle is talking about her boyfriend. She tells Vic she knew it was going to him she was in the bedsit with. She worries her bf will be jealous about the double bed.
He is ripping her for her accent.
In the main house they are all a bit subdued. So maybe I will go back to bed.
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[Angel of the North] Angel of the North offline 371 Forum Posts Today at 19:55 Last Edited:
Brian and Nadia are discussing Nadia's chafing problem.
Brian and Nadia are discussing Nadia's chafing problem.
Great job you're doing, AOTN
I've just watched Victor tell Michelle he has no problem sleeping in the tiny double bed with her, and if she has a problem she knows where the couch is
Still awake...mixed opinion in house over who is to blame for the clown. Most think John but Nadia is convinced it is Coolio's doing (and that maybe he stood in front of the mirror and said Candyman 3 times)
Hi Kat
Am off now, night x
Am off now, night x
Night Angel
I'll only be here for a bit, I'm really tired and can't focus on the screen too good!
Michelle has just said that she saw John James did a photoshoot for a magazine this week and 'you could blatantly see where they'd drawn his six-pack in with eyeshadow or something'.
Brian is making them all laugh on the sofas about the clown. Nick says 'candyman' three times and Ulrika goes 'oh my god'
Brian says 'Johnny depp Johnny Depp Johnny Depp'
I'll only be here for a bit, I'm really tired and can't focus on the screen too good!
Michelle has just said that she saw John James did a photoshoot for a magazine this week and 'you could blatantly see where they'd drawn his six-pack in with eyeshadow or something'.
Brian is making them all laugh on the sofas about the clown. Nick says 'candyman' three times and Ulrika goes 'oh my god'
Brian says 'Johnny depp Johnny Depp Johnny Depp'
Victor just hit the nail on the head, saying that this country allowes pretty HM'sto be nasty and yet would hate a uglier person behaving in the same way.
Nikki 'but we didn't do anything to John'
They're still speculating on who sent in the clown.
Nikki's saying she purposely didn't tell BB her real fears because she remembers Sam and Amanda having to lie in fish guts for a task.
They're still speculating on who sent in the clown.
Nikki's saying she purposely didn't tell BB her real fears because she remembers Sam and Amanda having to lie in fish guts for a task.
Nikki keeps talking about Michelle Bass.......Makosi tells her to keep quiet because she might jeopardise the chance of her coming in.
(little do they know what's going on next door mwahaha)
Thanks Kat and Vid
Before I switched it off there was an interesting chat in the bedsit about who had been chosen to go in and who hadnt. Victor doesnt get why Preston is there, they were both surprised by Ulrika and were both expecting Belo. Michelle has been looking on the net before going in the house and she had a good idea that she'd be sharing the bedsit with Victor. And I cant remember anything else. Going out for the day so will see you this evening
Before I switched it off there was an interesting chat in the bedsit about who had been chosen to go in and who hadnt. Victor doesnt get why Preston is there, they were both surprised by Ulrika and were both expecting Belo. Michelle has been looking on the net before going in the house and she had a good idea that she'd be sharing the bedsit with Victor. And I cant remember anything else. Going out for the day so will see you this evening
michelle and victor sitting the bedsit watching the TV
Makosi and Brain talking in the garden
Michelle and Victor have had a meal delivered to them through the latch, victor thinks it may be chicken but he isn't sure
Victor hopes they will be let out soon cause his back is going stiff
Nick thinks someone has gone
Nadia thinks if they haven't gone then she will (thinks its coolio they are talking about)
Makosi thinks it's just his gangster image, Nick thinks he is being very rude to people, Makosi says he even dreams about fighting
Makosi thinks he should have a chat with nadia and apologise
Makosi thinks because of his image as a rapper he doesn't want to be seen as backing down
Nick thinks BB will announce they've got to pack coolios case, Nadia doesn't want to touch his things
Makosi and Brain talking in the garden
Michelle and Victor have had a meal delivered to them through the latch, victor thinks it may be chicken but he isn't sure
Victor hopes they will be let out soon cause his back is going stiff
Nick thinks someone has gone
Nadia thinks if they haven't gone then she will (thinks its coolio they are talking about)Makosi thinks it's just his gangster image, Nick thinks he is being very rude to people, Makosi says he even dreams about fighting
Makosi thinks he should have a chat with nadia and apologise
Makosi thinks because of his image as a rapper he doesn't want to be seen as backing down
Nick thinks BB will announce they've got to pack coolios case, Nadia doesn't want to touch his things
Back to the bedsit and they are eating their dinner and watching the TV
They are both laughing loudly at the TV
coolio still not back from the DR
Makosi, Brain, Nadia and Chantelle talking about designer clothes, they talk of people that have died this year, they mention Alexender Mcqueen, Jade and Micheal Jackson, Makosi pipes up Lyndsey Lohan, Brian says no she was just in prison not dead
Michelle thinks they should ask to be allowed some fresh air soon, Victor says he would even leave his dinner for some air
Michelle complains her dinner smells too cheesy
Nikki and Chantelle in the kitchen, Chantelle asks nikki not to tell Preston she was upset
Preston enters the kitchen to cook, Ulrika wants to cook chicken for dinner tonight
Ulrika asks Nikki if she is upset, she says a little bit
Nikki moans that her sunglasses have broken
Most of the Hms are in the kitchen
Ulrika complains theres no tea towels they will burn themselves when using the cooker
(ulrika is looking very thin)
Ulrika is talking about what food she likes, she wishes there was more of a variety of restuarants where she lives
Still no sign of Coolio
Michelle and victor talking about pimms, neither of them like it
Brain talking about coolio farting all night, Nikki says he his disgusting
Brain says BB told him to remind coolio to take his inhaler, Brain asked what would happen if he didn't take it, everyone laughs
Nikki asks if coolio is still in the DR, Brain says yes or the local travel lodge
Brain thinks there may be a twist and coolio may now be BB
Most of the Hms are in the kitchen
Ulrika complains theres no tea towels they will burn themselves when using the cooker
(ulrika is looking very thin)
Ulrika is talking about what food she likes, she wishes there was more of a variety of restuarants where she lives
Still no sign of Coolio
Michelle and victor talking about pimms, neither of them like it
Brain talking about coolio farting all night, Nikki says he his disgusting
Brain says BB told him to remind coolio to take his inhaler, Brain asked what would happen if he didn't take it, everyone laughs
Nikki asks if coolio is still in the DR, Brain says yes or the local travel lodge
Brain thinks there may be a twist and coolio may now be BB
Nick says he was offered a line in the song (a perfect day) to be made for Davina but there was no fee
Nick thinks Coolio must have gone as he has been in the DR too long, Nikki says nah
Nick thinks Coolio must have gone as he has been in the DR too long, Nikki says nah
Mr Tumnus (BB9 Stuart) has just entered the house dressed as...erm what is he? A Roman I think, in a pair of sandals.
Brian is ripping the piss out of him for 'Hunks on Tour' that he did last year.
I've been out in Barnard Castle all day and I dunno what is going on but I think he is Nadia's slave.
They ask him if he saw the clown and he hasnt but her heard and he confirms it wasnt Rex.
Brian is ripping the piss out of him for 'Hunks on Tour' that he did last year.
I've been out in Barnard Castle all day and I dunno what is going on but I think he is Nadia's slave.
They ask him if he saw the clown and he hasnt but her heard and he confirms it wasnt Rex.
Brian says he put Stuart down as his BB crush, but he knows Stuart is straight and he has a girlfriend in Hollyoaks - Stuart says he hasnt got a gf in Hollyoaks.
In the bedsit Victor is pissed off with Brian and he will get the next bad thing as he wont get a bad edit (only caught the end of it but think Nadia got this treat due her looking less than great at the moment?)
Have to start cooking back shortly.
In the bedsit Victor is pissed off with Brian and he will get the next bad thing as he wont get a bad edit (only caught the end of it but think Nadia got this treat due her looking less than great at the moment?)
Have to start cooking back shortly.
In the bedsit Victor is making toast and jam.
Michelle is eating some nuts or dried fruit or something.
She says she hasnt stopped eating since she got there.
In the main house Stuart is making tea and Ulrika says he doesnt seem very excited about being in the house, says he said he hasnt watched the show and that there is no big fuss about it.
Makosi isnt having that, she thinks the fact that he remarked that when he was in the house the bedrooms were 'over there' means he is very excited about being involved and the show is a big hit.
Michelle is eating some nuts or dried fruit or something.
She says she hasnt stopped eating since she got there.
In the main house Stuart is making tea and Ulrika says he doesnt seem very excited about being in the house, says he said he hasnt watched the show and that there is no big fuss about it.
Makosi isnt having that, she thinks the fact that he remarked that when he was in the house the bedrooms were 'over there' means he is very excited about being involved and the show is a big hit.
Nadia cant think of anything to order Stu to do.
Nick suggests she tell him to put the dishes away but she says it's for her not the others. Chantelle suggests that they tell Nadia she has to put the dishes away and then get him to do it.
Nadia is thinking of dismissing him.
In the bedsit Victor says Makosi will get the next nasty thing coz she is getting on his nerves.
Nick suggests she tell him to put the dishes away but she says it's for her not the others. Chantelle suggests that they tell Nadia she has to put the dishes away and then get him to do it.
Nadia is thinking of dismissing him.
In the bedsit Victor says Makosi will get the next nasty thing coz she is getting on his nerves.
Brian tells Stuart that they have had a very trying day, what with the eviction and the departure and blah blah.
They are 'discussing' what will be on last nights show - Ulrika adamant that the clown thing hasnt been shown yet.
Brian keeps forgetting it is a Bank Holiday and that it's Notting Hill.
Makosi wants to know if Stu went into hiding or just got picked.
BEDSIT - Michelle is still eating.
They are 'discussing' what will be on last nights show - Ulrika adamant that the clown thing hasnt been shown yet.
Brian keeps forgetting it is a Bank Holiday and that it's Notting Hill.
Makosi wants to know if Stu went into hiding or just got picked.
BEDSIT - Michelle is still eating.
Extreme close up of Stu picking his little shorts out of his arse.
BEDSIT
Munch munch munch from both of them.
Munch munch munch from both of them.
Brian had to think of something to tell Stuart to do and he ends up settling for 'sit down and enjoy your last 15 minutes in the house'.
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Mr Tumnus (BB9 Stuart) has just entered the house dressed as...erm what is he? A Roman I think, in a pair of sandals.
The only 'Mr Tumnus' I know, is from the Narnia books. A faun, the first Narnian that Lucy met when she went through the wardrobe.
Brian asks Stu why he is dresses an a gladiator. Stu says that is what they all wear in Manchester.
He says there is nothing they can talk to him about.
Stu thinks they all look tired. He asks if it has been exciting, Nick says there's nothing to do and they dont give them enough tasks.
Preston thinks they will get a party tonight be he doesnt know why.
BEDSIT - they are laughing cos whenever Stu is on shot it is his arse or another body part not his face.
HOUSE - Preston is showing Stu the nest.
Brian is embarrassed coz they are all sitting round and no one knows what to say.
Chantelle says they are all deflated and need a party.
BEDSIT - they are trying to decide who gets the next Nasty thing - Michelle says Nick but Victor says he feels sorry for Nick. Victor wants to give it to Preston, Michelle suggests Makosi - they agree it will be one or the other of them two.
They both agree that Nick doesnt 'really seem there, says 2 words a day and no one listens'.
He says there is nothing they can talk to him about.
Stu thinks they all look tired. He asks if it has been exciting, Nick says there's nothing to do and they dont give them enough tasks.
Preston thinks they will get a party tonight be he doesnt know why.
BEDSIT - they are laughing cos whenever Stu is on shot it is his arse or another body part not his face.
HOUSE - Preston is showing Stu the nest.
Brian is embarrassed coz they are all sitting round and no one knows what to say.
Chantelle says they are all deflated and need a party.
BEDSIT - they are trying to decide who gets the next Nasty thing - Michelle says Nick but Victor says he feels sorry for Nick. Victor wants to give it to Preston, Michelle suggests Makosi - they agree it will be one or the other of them two.
They both agree that Nick doesnt 'really seem there, says 2 words a day and no one listens'.
Thats the one Fluffy
Back in house Stuart is back from the Nest and he is saying you can tell why certain people are put in the house for certain reasons (still believes Jen when she said BB put him in 'for her').
Stuart doesnt think that the people in UBB have been chosen for massive row potential and that the person who was there to antagonise has gone.
Stuart doesnt think that the people in UBB have been chosen for massive row potential and that the person who was there to antagonise has gone.
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Makosi isnt having that, she thinks the fact that he remarked that when he was in the house the bedrooms were 'over there' means he is very excited about being involved and the show is a big hit.
Where do they get these cock-eyed ideas from?