what tone  *innocent face *

Gawd Rachel has alreadys tepped into Ife's stirring role and is bringing up the JJ adn Josie thing by quizzing Steve about it. .

Caoimhe looks interested too..

Steve reckons JJ would on the outside but reckons neither of them would do anything in there..

Rachel can;t say but is desperate to say whatever she can't say..

Caoimhe asks if JJ is her type.. Rachel says she goes for the butch types.. she did start fancying Ben but then realised it was a waste as he was gay 

in the kitchen Mario pokes a tray of sausages..

Josie wanders in and they talk about her and her weight. .

she used to be a size 10 but now she's a 16, or an 18 if you believed Dave, she is happier than she has ever been. .

She says I must be ro I;d do something about it. .tho she does feel conscious int he shower sometimes but it getting sued to it now..

Mario asks if she had to starve herself when she was a 10

Josie says yeah I did cos I am naturally big..

Josie is talking with a lisp today ro she has some food or summat in her mouth. .

they talk about Corin's size and girls like that dieting to get even smaller

Josie caters to the other end of the market tho

In the hut Ben is going on cos the others teased him when they saw him taking a shower. .he hadn't all week cos he hates the cold showers..  plus he hates having people around anyway..

Ben tells Keeley his original plan was to go thru the audition process but then turn it down if he got offered it. .

he was using the process to learn things about himself but then decided to go ahead anyway..

In the bathroom Ife is waffling to Dave [not seen him all morning] about her thoughts that she may be going..

they talka bout flying thru the radar. .then Rachel winning and Ife says she won really cos the ones she was up against people hated..

In the Kitchen Josie says she likes mothering him, to Mario

back to Ife and she says how she is at home she is completely different

Dave feels he has let himself down cos he is much louder in real life than he is in the house

ife says outside she is two people the Dancer in glitter and the person she is at home. .and in the house she is being the person she is at home after the make up has gone..  all bubbly and happy.. ..

Thanks LUTers


Keeva, Rachel, Ife and Josie in livingroom.
Rachel suggests a game of truth or dare (think it`s to get JJ to reveal his feelings for Josie...is Rachel stirring? )
Josie say no.
Ife says yes.
Josie is totally against it. JJ will run a mile she says.
Ife say no he won`t. There`s nowhere to run in here. ()
Josie says he`ll throw himself in the pool.


Bedroom
Ben complimenting Corin. She doesn`t realise what a lovely person she is. 
She brings joy to the house. He and the house will miss her if she goes. 

Keeley agreeing.
Lots of awws and thankyous from Corin.
Enter Ife. (she is everywhere Luke style Olly)
Ben saying Corin doesn`t bitch. People will like her on the outside.

Ben likes all the people who are up for eviction tonight. He doesn`t want any of them to go.

Ife feels the same.

She`s happy that they`re all popular. (she somehow managed to put a halt to Ben complimenting Corin and made it about "us" or should I say "her")


Rachel still busying herself about Josie and JJ`s relationship.

She`s now quizzing Steve.  Keeva there.
Keeva asks her if JJ`s her type.

Rachel says no she prefers the more butch type.           (think she meant macho..we`ll see )

I`m a good bit behind you Olly.  Well done you!

My pc is sticky today and the spacing`s gone daft.

Onwards and upwards though. I`ll try to help out today.

heya Scotty

I need to go sort some email stuff out so good to see some cover

Corin just won a load of make up and nail polish but I was concentrating on other stuff so never heard what the bird said. .[the purple one not Corin]

but Corin says it was when I was in a bad mood..

right must go DO stuff instead of procrastinating

the bird speaks Steve squawk

"she's coming here to take over the mother-ship but it ain't gonna happen"

theya re double checking it was Steve..

it was...

Steve puts in his coin..

card comes out that says

"well done Steve you achieved your goal here's something tasty for your breakfast "bowl..

out pops two boxes of  chocolate cereal ...

everytime I go to go something happens

Ok Olly.  Bye the noo


McCaw:

"She`s coming in to try to take over the Mothership but it ain`t gonna happen"
 Shouts of Steve!!
He puts his coin in.
"Well done steve you`ve achieved your goal here`s something to put in your bowl."
He gets 6 boxes of cereal.  
Lots of awws. (I don`t understand why they`re getting awws and gifts for being bitchy )

Steve`s happy then says " Achieved my goal?"
Lots of SD`s
Keeley asks "What did he say?" 
SD

I was away so have missed bits

 Ben has a bit of Newspaper  dunno what they played of his

Dave got a photo.. he said something abotu a spider. .talking about Caoimhe I think. .he is busy back tracking

ife just got hers for say " what would a 24 yr old man be doing in the DR crying if he didn't fancy her"

Ife's card came out and said "Well done you sure weren't wrong. ..redeem this card and get your favourite song"

ife is assuming that it is saying she wasn't wrong about the comment not that she was not wrong that it was her that said it. .

She is pushing it in JJ's face. .then she runs out to Steve and tells him and says shall I keep quiet or push it.. dunno what the answer was..

then she runs inside and asks Mario. .Mario points out the card is saying she wasn't wrong in putting her coin in..  she tells him to stop being logical adn live int eh clouds for a bit..

JJ and Ife are fighting cos Ife used JJ's coin cos she shoved hers in at the wrong time. AND she said what she did about him.. .

she is giving her gift back..

SHURRUP FFS IFE!!!!

JJ is annoyed that she was bitching behind JJ's back..

JJ says yeah Mrs honesty who says everything to peoples faces why didn't you say it to mine

Ife says you were in that other room and I said it to Josie. .

Andrew and Mario are watching her rant and laughing and JJ is a bit too but Ife is really going for it and Mario tries to calm her down..

outside Josie is hiding in embarrassment asking for a plane out... and If'e voice can be from the other side of the house..

Jj is asking Ife why would she say something about something she knows nothing about and then ask for his coin as well ..he wanted to give it to Josie who had lost hers [jj got it back] not somebody that stuffed up and shoved their coin in willy nilly..

Ife wants to swap her prize for Keeleys coin which she lost for her as she shoved in front at the wrong point.. and keeley got nothing when she put her coin in. .


Josie is talking to Steve and saying she thinks JJ is embarrassed cos of what Ife said

and she is worried BB will have something really embarrassing for her saying and save it til last so she can't deny it was her that said it..

Inside Keeley is talking to JJ who is shouting about Ife saying she is up front yet she talked behind his back

Keeley asks him to talk not rant at her

Jj tries to carry on and keeley goes . . .ssh. . end. .finished

Jj stops

Keeley telsl JJ that what Ife had said was about her trying to be nice to Josie and the intention was good. .

JJ says she should have ehr opinion adn come and tell me not shoot her mouth off to every one else..   she got involved in something that wasn't anything to do her. .and is always trying to find gossip in the house.


keeley tells him eh needs to CALM HIMSELF DOWN YOUNG MAN!!!

Jj going on about people saying they are honest but they have to wait for a bird to squawk it out to find out the truth. .

{not seen him repeating his late night bitching sessions to any of his victims to their faces.. ]

Jj thinks Ife doesn't deserve her prize cos she fecked the task with her own coin and the fact he had a spare was an accident cos the box never took his..  he was going to give it to Josie until she found hers or Keeley if she got another chance..

ife is poe faced in the garden talking to Josie

JJ says don't look at me like that you shoudl feel bad. .

Ife is going to explain in her own words..

Josie has her head in her hands..

Ife starts and JJ jumps on the 24 yrs old man bit

Ife tries to explain and JJ says are you saying it is immature and childish ..ife says no I was saying it must be serious.. and that he cares about her for it to make him cry..

Jj quizzing her a lot. .saying why say it to Josie

Ife to make her feel good abotu herself in that he must care..

bleeding eck..

Josie walks off...

Jj asks why she didn't bring it up with him..

Ife is going to just blow the whole thing

well done BB .. pressed the right buttons why don't you..

up tot his point JJ thought a lol the other secret stuff was funny. .apparently the fact this si abotu him means it is not funny..

Mind you Ife is a shite stirrer and about time people told her to stop stirring..

basically  JJ has taken what she said as an insult that was thrown abotu him.. when what Ife is saying it was part of the girlie convo and they were trying to persuade Josie that JJ liked her..

pathetic really

Dave is taunting Josie who is a nervous wreck abotu what her clip may be.. she tells them she may have slagged all of them off. .as she laughs..

Ife and Jj have stopped shouting at each other


Josie asks Ife if she said anything abotu what Josie had said the  other day..

Ife says no no I didn;t. .

she rants about JJ being so sensitive and not seeing what was being said.. [she is confusing me]

Inside Mario is saying people always go on abotu Jj going on and on and on and Ife is out there doing the same. .

Andrew said she walked into it

Mario says the best way to deal with that is keep quiet and walk away

he is going to tell Ife to stop going on as she is making a mug of herself

Keeley says the thing that gets her abotu JJ is the fact he only argues with women

she'd like to see him have a go at her..

Corin tells abotu her set to with JJ..

Gawd Ife and JJ still going on about the 24 yr old thing


ife says to Josie wasn't it you saying a 24 yr old man is crying abotu me in the DR. .which is why she has the age thing in her head. .she doesn't talk in ages normally..

Josie says she didn't say it. . 

Now they are arguing abotu the coin and JJ said Ife went I don't need it nah nah nana nah . . ahe insulted him and then took his coin out iof his hand after telling him she didn't need it. . all she was thinking was Ife ife ife ife. . getting her prize...

Ife says yeah so what what is wrong abotu thinking about me..

bluddy hell!  ring the school bell for this lot somebody ...

so JJ goes into the hut to report what happened to Dave and Rachel who is giving him a manicure..  and possibility Ben am not sure as I wasn't looking properly..

I think my head is going to explode Olly  JJ's voice is going right through, Ify say's she hope's she stays cause she knows what to do Monday now

and Josie did say that about JJ when he was in the DR

Ife still banging on abotu how she doesn't usually attach age with an emotion it was only cos somebody else has said those words and she'd picked them up..


Caoimhe, who is struggling to understand Ife's wandering analogy's does say she believes Josie actually did use the words ..[she did ]

In the nest where JJ is still going on ..  Ben sorts out his manicure from Rachel and asks for alternating Turquoise on his nails  


Jj knows he goes on a dn on and on tis why he's in there [BB] he reckons just so long as people know where he is coming from tho that is important..

he don't appreciate her bagging him for crying in the DR.. .especially abotu something she knows nothing about. .

Wehn she was crying over cringegate he backed her up all the way. .yet she bags him about crying  and then has the cheek to ask for his coin

Josie wishes Ife would keep her beak out of things

Ife says she is not going to have problems nominating on Monday [she may do tis a long way from home ]

Mine just has!!!  but I have a towel around it at the moment. .am dreading taking it off tho it may fall out all over the floor..

easier to hair dry I suppose

it's quietened down a bit now. .suppose Josie's one will stir it all up again..

Mario is telling Ife off for arguing with JJ..

they are playing with the parrot.. asking who it fancies..

Dave told it he loved it. .

the reply was sound dipped out..

I hate parrots after being viscously attacked by one years ago and pecked to pieces all over my head and face with it's claws clamped into me so nobody could get it off..

Well done to catch all of that Olly!  


If Ife doesn`t go tonight..you`re going to flip!  I`ll be joining you.  

the bird squawks

"there is no more love in this, it is slowly growing to hate"

they aren't sure if tis Mario or Josie

Josie says it's Mario..

Mario thinks it was about Ben..

it was Mario

 he has some massage oil .. he is not happy..

think that was just a fraction fo it tbh Scotty

and yeah join me int he flip

Ben and Dave have got their nest back to themselves but reckon it'll be 30 seconds and they will be interrupted..

Ben is going mad. .everybody is driving him around the bend. . Jj is boring him to peices..

Caoimhe is playing a weird game Ben thinks

Ben says in the old days we all knew our place..  I mean in where we fitted and what groups etc.. [mr I ahte the groups thing]  they are all following each other around together with the noise

where's the laughter Dave he asks . .

Daveyou are more popular than ever but ..

dAve youa re just tired

Mario joins them..  he moans about his Oil. .he's going to throw it away. .Ben wants it if he's going to do that..

Caoimhe, Josie  and Rachel come in now

Ben says he can't find a place to be alone. . there are people everywhere

Rachel the gob pipes up with that is BB Ben. .it's much better all together  than people hiding away in corners. .[she don't get a hint much does she? ]

She telling him he needs a sleep. .there's no way back if he walks out that door

ben says yeah I know

he is wiping his eyes which are red from  all the rubbing

Dave is going to make soup. .Ben will give him a hand. . he's desperate to get away from the crowd of girls..

Late LUT.. hope it doesn`t confuse you (my pc`s boogered)  


McCaw
"He`s a mixture of Michael Jackson and a librarian from Ohio"
It`s Ben talking about Mario

Ben`s got the Guardian.

There was a message about reading it out loud.
It`s old news. He`s reading out the front page about Mandelson and Northern Ireland.
SD
Ben says they`re doing this to mix things up (or words to that effect. Could be his fall out with Steve that he`s talking about...opinion)


McCaw
"The spider is sucking you into it`s web"
It`s Dave this time.
Think he got a wedding photo but not sure.
Lots of SD`s so don`t know who he said it about.


Ben quietly reading his Guardian in the nest.



Ife with Mario moaning (in baby voice) about why she hasn`t had one. (a McCaw) 
She could have said any of these things blah blah blah...


She then imitates Josie (who`s there) I love John James I do.....

Josie not happy.

(Ife`s doing my head in )



Mario got a McCaw but sorry I missed it. He got a trifle.



Ife`s got her McCaw. she`s shouting & screaming.



"Why would a 24yr old be crying in the DR?"

It`s about JJ.

" Well done Ife you sure weren`t wrong"

Ife`s delighted that she was right. She seems to believe her message from BB is saying that they agree with her that 24yr old JJ was crying in the DR because he "likes" Josie. (she`s seriously daft )


Olly`s covered the rest ^^^^

Jj is disappointed that Keeley is not a good arguer. . or up for a good argue

He says Andrew is safe cos he agrees with most he says. .

Jj can understand why Keeley thinks he argues only with women but if they look at the footage tis cos they come at him first.. . .ummmmmmmm

Keeley is picking at him ,, says Rachel?  did you argue with her

Jj says you know I did

Parrot squawks

"I do fancy JJ when he is in a football kit, you gotta  be honest.. "

Joise walks in to claim her choccie prize..

at least she isn't all stoopid giggly silly girl cos she has said that to him to his face..
meanwhile back to JJ who says it is funny you say that I presume that is how I am perceived on the outside. .

Keeley says well you do seem to pick arguments a lot..  and you need to have more respect with women..  not go at them like you did to Ife

Jj says you think I went after Ife then?

Keeley well yeah .I think you need to tone it down a bit and get your point across in a nicer less aggressive way

JJ says I don't; think I target women cos me and Benny had a massive row one morning. .he admits he does go at it some times and can be aggressive

Ben walks over and JJ asks what he thinks

Ben says he does it to everyone not just women

Keeley says well I dont like that manner towards a woman

Ben si saying well if you want equality you have to take what is given.. warts and all

Keeley no I understand that but it's just that I have seen him go at women and not the men..

Ben says no he is equal in his aggressiveness

and now we are back to Ife and Jj's row from earleir

*click here to replay ------------------------- > [O] *

JJ says after the chat with Keeley he feels bad cos he finds his competitiveness carries over into his arguments cos you have to get the last word in..  the boys deal with him in different ways tot he girls. .they mostly blow up and the boys debate / Ben, Calm him/ Mario and others he hasn't had a row with...

Meanwhile Ben has moved to the bedroom as have the girlies too..

He asks Andrew to give him a  run down of his first week in the house..

Andrew is just so pleased at how nice everybody has been to him .. awww

that's it form me folks for today. .

,my hair has half dried under my towel and now looks like a nest for the Parrot..

laters guys enjoy the eviction show tonight 

Thanks Polly Olly
Have a good night

One final one for the night

In the nest


Dave is praying with Ben and giving him a blessing so he can cope with the trials and tribulations of BB and the HM's

only thing missing is an Ebay Wheelchair  and his monks outift


whoosh >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Thank you all for the updates.  Don't know what we would do without you. 

Josie and Andrew giggling over nothing in the bathroom...Josie's laugh getting ever more annoying.

you are all great thank you luters

All Hms are dressed as Ben, Ben comes from the DR and smiles and plays along with it, Josie is not wearing her wig and say's this sort of thing isn't her (looks like the task will be failed)
corin doesn't think she can be posh for 24 hrs (i've gone off Ben but he has been without his suit case for along time0

JJ thinks he heard get corin out and he thinks she heard it too
ben is taking this task all wrong he thinks it's a treat because he is unhappy, he can't believe JJ and Mario are cross because he is having a treat

Thanks for all the LUTing. I watched quite alot last night and more that I recorded this morning. Ben and J.J were arguing for hours. Dave and occassionally Keeley were the refs!
J.J took issue with Ben's lack of team spirit and Ben responded by saying he had issues with his temper. Ben seemed to want to agree thet they both had weaknesses and strenghts that they brought to the house and leave it at that, but J.J just wouldn't let it lie! A drained looking Ben finally got away to bed.

Josie later spoke to J.J, asking him to just accept Ben as he is, but Ben's lack of team spirit is not something that J.J can accept. Josie went on to say how she can't understand how she is so close to J.J and Keeva as she normally surrounds herself with positive people.
She goes on to say
" I can't stand how you both bitch about people, how negative you are about people, yousay more bad things than good."
J.J aknowledges that he and Keeva seem to have that sort of relationship and  admits that he tends to go on and on. " My mates describe me as a drainer"

Corin was chatting in the garden with Rachel and Keeva about how the house can 'do your head in' She sympathises with Shabby over her feelings for Keeva as she herself might have developed stronger feelings for Nathan had he stayed. Keeva starts to say something about Corin's relationship with her partner " I could tell that you and your partner--" but it is cut off by BB!

Most don't seem to be trying too hard with the Ben impersonation task!

Oh and Mario gets his balls out, again

Thanks for that Kimota


Hms are are awake and still dressed as Ben, Keever think's Ife got the worse boo's ever last night, JJ disagrees he thought Govan got the worse then Sunshine then Rachel then Ife, Steve agrees
Josie is annoyed with Keever because she jumped on JJ last night in bed without hardly any clothes on and then asked him to get into bed with her, she ask's Ben and corin if she should confront her, Ben say's no, she doesn't want to look jealous but it's not on as Keever knows how she feel's about him

Corin think's Dave is a lovely person
Dave say's he applauded her so much when she did her task (to get the boxer shorts) he think's this is why she stayed last night  (Keeping himself safe for Mondays noms)
Corin really want's to stay and have fun, JJ thinks most of them want to stay really, Ife wanted to go she had done everything she wanted to do
Corin is hoping to stay till week 10 or 11, she doesn't want to win the money she just want's the experience
Ben feels this is a big achievement for him,to live with people he normally wouldn't be around, Dave think's he's done really well

Josie think's her ben outfit doesn't nothing for her, Ben thinks it works for some people, Corin now look's like she is from Huddersfield

Afternoon all

Loving the work Kimota and Aimee 

Had to laugh just now when Josie wanted to rant about Caoimhe jumping nekkid onto JJ alst night and it making her feel a bit jellus as well as let down by a friend who she had told she likes a bloke then the friend makes a 'move' on said bloke... .Ben managed to turn it around to talk about how Caoimhe let HIM down last night by sticking up for JJ and not him  . .poor Josie barely got a chance to get a few ranty words out  before it was all about Ben.. 

oh and last nights row would never had happened if Ben hadn't gone after JJ to ask him why he was niggling him, after having insulted him previously and saying he had unemployed hair..  and both then standing their grounds and neither giving in..

oh and Mario walked over at one point having derobbed his bottom half and shoved his willie in their faces almost. .that was completely gross and creepy. .    [opinion]

ben has made some rules up
Everyone has to wash their own pots except for pots and pans, Dave has to decide who does this, Dave say's thanks again Ben
Everyone will have cocktails tonight instead of normal booze
They have to talk about divas over 50 that have changed the world
Foot spas in the garden
Orchestral music will be played through the day

Morning Olly  i find mario really creepy, why does he feel the need to keep getting naked


Andrew think's Ben has made good rules
Ben think's Corins diva talk should be about Bet Lynch, Josie is going to do Dusty Springfield
JJ say's he doesn't know any women over 20
Ben say's sorry to Steve about the foot spa, he didn't think about it at the time (steve having no feet)
Josie ask's Corin if she is over reacting to the Keever and JJ thing, Corin say's no JJ wouldn't like it if a naked man jumped on you

Josie tell's Corin that last night Keever said she thought JJ looked fit and Josie told her to back off, if keever want's him then she will back away as JJ doesn't fancy her
Josie is making a roast dinner for dinner she's cooking Lamb she's going to leave it in the oven all day so it falls apart, she ask's Corin how to make it moist, Corin say's she's never cooked lamb before (how do these people live on the outside)
Dave offers to peel the spuds
Ben hopes he has made everyone happy with his rules

This reminds me that Steve said last night that BB had asked him if he 'wanted to stretch his legs' He takes these things with good humour!

Mario want's extra roast spuds as he doesn't like Lamb, Ben think's this is funny as he comes from Wales
Josie has coloured her hair (it looks exactly the same)
Corin making everyone a brew, Ben wants 1 1/4 sugars in his
Rachel talking to JJ and Steve about having kids, she think's she will be the oldest mum in the playground, Steve say's he has got a 2 yr old, people are having kids later and later these days