hope you feel better soon.. 

am BB'd out atm.. losing interest and they are all getting on me nerves .. 

Steve, dave and Andrew let out into the garden for some fresh air
Hms called to the sofas, BB tells them too wear he correct costumes, Ben comes out in one of his own shirts, everyone shouts at him to put the proper shirt on, they don't want to lose, Mario and JJ say he does this every task, Matrio tell's JJ to squeeze his thigh everytime he gets wound up but feel free to move your hand up
Ben still complaining about being kept awake last night by the production staff upstairs, JJ thinks this funny, they'll probably do it even more now, Ben say's he will leave if he can't get some decent sleep
Dave, Steve and Andrew in the cave looking well pee'd off
Ben thinks Corin should go out for the night dressesd in her costume, it really suits her, Corin say's she wouldn't get home alive
Steve hopes he is still in the house for Keeley's birthday, that's if she's still her, you never know

Steve thinks the cave will look good on the telly
Racehl suggests they get Steve out next, she really misses hearing his voice, everyone agrees
Josie goes to the task room, she has to bought on her amo belt and guns
JJ telling Ben why he was mad with him about wearing the wrong shirt, BB will fail them for the slightest thing

Ify say's she will make rice and fish tonight, Rachel say's everyone will be glad she isn't cooking, her and keeley are going to help

Hms all sitting around waiting for BB

Josie in the task room running on a small treadmill, she's throwing amo, she falls off the back  BB tell her to start again
She's filling bread rolls with ketchup and then throwing them while still running on the treadmill, the other Hms are watching her on the plasma
she's done 10 the klaxon goes off the other Hms clap
Rachel say's it's baked potatoes and beans for lunch, Ben want's to know if there's pizzas left, ify say's no nearly everything has gone

Steve and Andrew talking about which girls are left to do their tasks, they think it's just Ify and Rachel
The other Hms shout through the door that they are letting Steve out
Andrew doesn't mind staying in there another night, Steve doesn't think they will have to
(There will be trouble when Steve gets out and finds out about the shopping list)
Hms have to pose for a photo in their costumes
Steve is let out and Keeley jumps into his arms, everyone else runs to hug him
Steve telling them all about the stuff they had in the cave from the cougar (creams and fake tan) Dave and Andrew were rubbing cream into each other
Steve say's they had a mcdonalds last night and a fry up this morning (think he's lying)

Dave and Andrew laying down in their camp beds, Andrew think's the cougar is waiting till there's only 1 of them (who is the cougar?)
Steve saying they sent in all these creams and potions and they know he's not into stuff like that
Steve say's he has spent most of the day listening at the door, Corin say's she thought they was having a good time in there, Steve say's it was crap, they've just been sitting there, Corin asks if they've bonded more, he say's Andrew was talking alot more
keeley sat cuddled up with Steve (i don't get these 2)

Rachel talking about mario and Mikey from BB9

Josie say's she forgets Steve's got no legs

Rachel tell's Steve about her task, they've been waking her up all through the night
Keeley talking to Ben in the BR about her family

Great work Aimee

last week I heard Corin talking about somebody she fancied but was only half listening and thought I'd heard it wrong as I was like eh?  oooooooh   so I didn;t LUT it cos I wasn't sure..

Seems I hadn't got it wrong she is telling Josie how she fancied Nathan when he was in there and he made her knees tremble and tummy flip. .he's the sort of lad she would normally go for..

Poor Rachels. .    both of them, the ex BB one  and Corins GF ..

Corin is telling Josie that she fancied Nathan, she would never had told him but she was gutted when he left, she wasn't embarrassed around him only when she was washing, she feels this would be a good week for her to leave as she could see Nathan, He is the sort of bloke she would go for on the outside, she think's he would be a good boyfriend, Josie asks if her is like her husband, she say's no, she said when he touched her knee her stomach would flip
Josie feels a twat over JJ, Keever asked him how her felt about Josie and he said he fancied her at the begining but not now, she had to go into the DR to get it all off her chest, she's worried about what she's being called on the outside
Corin tell's her not to worry, everyone will like her, no-one in the house has a bad word to say about her, Corin thinks the public will boo her for walking about with her boobs out, josie thinks she will be liked, she doesn't argue or bitch, josie is glad they've talked and hope's she stays

JJ and ben talking about the smokers, they shouldn't take priority over the others, JJ knows it's an addiction but the food should come first, Ben thinks it's unfair that they can bring cigs in but he couldn't bring a book or hair straightners
Josie tell's JJ she doesn't feel embarrassed around him now
Keever and Rachel cooking lunch

Ify say's if she is evicted on Friday she will ask davina if she can go back in, keeley tell's her the public don't like that remember Nikki Graham, Ify say's oh she was annoying, JJ disagrees he liked her, Rachel starts doing impressions of Nikki


Josie thinks it's not on anymore that Dave and Andrew are still locked in the task room it's been 2 days now
Talk of how much money they've got for shopping, Josie thinks they will be on the budget list again
Josie, Keever and Corin keep eating, they put it down to now cigs
Hms to gather on the sofas
The cougar talks to the house, she's heard theres better blokes in Hollyoakes so she's off to Chester  the girl's have to get Dave and andrew out

They have won £500 for shopping
The girls have to stand with their hands on their hips and stare at the lairs door
Ify tells them to stop talking and stare FGS, Josie carries on talking
The girls run into the lair and rescue the boys, Hugs all round
Rachel thinks she looks good in her costume in the mirror, Josie think's all the girls look good, she looks like a viking
The girls have a good look round the cave, Corin can't believe it
Cheers all round as the boys enter the house, Ben tell's Dave he has missed him so much, Dave ask's if they were ever going to get him out
Ben tell's Dave he has had a low day through missing him
Dave tell's Corin she was amazing in her task, Ben tell's her she looks amazing on the TV, her skin looks great

Corin tell's Dave the house hasn't been the same without him
The girls have lost their powers now and BB tell's them they are mere mortals again now, Josie say's she will return her costume if they give her a cig
ben say's Steve is on heat today
Corin is starting to get ready for tomorrow, she's going to do her nails, shave everywhere, wash hair and fake tan, she complains about how much weight she has put on

Did I just hear Dave say something about being married and becoming one flesh and you can't withhold from your husband....  

Cut to whispering Mario.

my reply thingy is acting strangely.

Morning all.. 

thanks to Aimee and Blizzie for updates

Last night was noisy again for Ben... he's really considering going in 2 days [not before the eviction then?]  if he can't get any sleep. . .there was chatting and play noise  but Steve was on a bad snorefest too..  Ben blames it on JJ most of the time yet motor mouth Rachel and Caoimhe have the loudest voices.. Corin was loud too cos she was having fun on what could be her last night..

Ben  was asking JJ why there is so much chatting now and JJ says cos Nathan used to shut em up and it's not fair they listened to him but not Ben..

Last night Bob Righter spewed forth a riddle to let them know Davina Mc Caw will talk all day today and if they can guess who said what the parrot is repeating that person can put a coin in Righters slot and win a prize of they are correct..

ife was up most of the night bothering BB cos she couldn't sleep and waking Mario up every time she got up..

cam is on the parrot so it looks like it may start talking soon..

Davina Mc Caw's first words were [after whistling at Keeley]

"the word that comes to mind about her is rough"

Jj runs to get Caoimhe cos he knows that she said that

Caoimhe puts her coin in the slot.. and Bob Righters throws out a card that says  Caoimhe's surprise could go up in smoke..

Caoimhe gets 3 packs of Menthol ciggies..

Jj remembered it was Caoimhe cos it was said during a bitching session Jj Josie and Caoimeh were having about Corinone night

the implications of what was said have not hit home yet as most of the HM's are in the getting up stage..

Corin is sat sharing one of Caoimhes pressies..

wonder if she'll find out she's the 'rough' one being referred to 

the shopping has arrived

Caoimhe, who created merry hell while it was being done and went off on one about meat potatoes and veg being ordered instead of just cereal is straight in there going oh I lurve digestives [ordered for the non smokers]

her and Josie nearly fell out last night over Caoimhe's antics..

Caoimhe was saying her mother doesn't even buy the stuff they bought [good healthy variety of stuff] and it should all have been rubbish food..

 she doesn't eat anything except eggs and cereal apparently on the outside and loads of coffee..

No regard for the others at all..  she was a pain in the ass last night.. [no change there then ]  as was Ife too who blathered on and on and on about being on holiday and being able to eat ice cream for breakfast cos you'll never get the chance to do silly stuff like that again [who says ]

Ben managed to get his Olvie Oil lemons and cheese and crackers. .am pretty sure the moaners of the sensible all round shop will scoff that lot down late at night so he won;t get a look in

it's starting

Dave is worried they will find something bad he said  ..even tho he doesn;t have a bad word to say about anybody

Ife is quizzing Caoimhe about what she meant and who was rough

Caoimhe explains and Ife says oh you mean as in she was common

Coaimhe backtracks and tries to say no, as in wild, the way Corin flipped that night..

hmmmmmmm I foresee a lot of people not talking by the end of the day. . they should have done it earlier in the week or a weekend,  not on an eviction day ..

Ben is in the bathroom bitching about JJ to Josie [dunno why he is fixated on JJ so much ]

says he is insecure and needs to be with people and can't be alone. .he wanders into a room and just stands there..  Ben thinks that is odd.. Ben walks into a room for a specific reason to talk to someone..

Now onto bitch about Caoimhe 

Ben thinks she is cruel. .he was upset last night cos he knew Josie was trying to be quiet so he could get to sleep  but Caoimhe was sniggering all the time and coming out with her catch phrase ' oh yeahs '

Joise isn't disagreeing with Ben's summation of Caoimhe..

Ife and Jj are on bird watch

ife is talking for the sake of talking..................... *yawns*

she mentions JJ and Josie and the other day

 [I can see she is busting to tell JJ the truth about how the girls made up the bit they told him to make Josie not feel so daft]

Jj brushes her off and says all's cool and Josie is cool with him..

Ife has a worried look on her face as she says if the bird says something bad that I've said I am not worried cos I have said everything to poepls faces..

ife asks Jj what the nastiest thing is that he has said abotu ehr

Jj thinks and says maybe when I said you were being spiteful .but who knows, you say so much in here it's hard to remember but he knew Caoimhe had said the rough thing

ife says it could have been me I say rough. [everything could have been her in Ife's world. .she always says or has done everything everybody has said or done]

Mario and Andrew join them and talk abotu the secret..  again

In the kitchen they are having brekkie

ooh  i knew I forgot a little snippet of something from last night...

Dave and JJ ahd made some soup and Caoimhe asked if there was any left. .there was another tin and she asked Rachel if she wanted to share it...   camera cut away..

then....

later in the garden Caoimhe is telling the smoking lot to keep Rachel out of the kitchen cos she put the can of soup [minus a saucepan] straight onto the cooker ring and went to turn it on

Rachel is 29!!!   Rachel can't even boil a spud... Rachel is an Air Hostess!!    fly with her airline at your peril . . brains obviously aren't needed

the bird spoke again but was sound dipped out this time

probably cos it was something JJ said and was all sweary..

looks like JJ got an England  footy kit as a prize..

Josie is doing her silly giggle now. .Keeley is telling JJ to put it on..

JJ goes to carry on with his washing...

Josie is telling Caoimhe she didn't realise what a bitch she was until she started hanging around with her

tells her she is the female equivalent of JJ..

Caoimhe says he doesn't bitch

Josie says oh he does. .he lurves a bitch

Caoimhe wanders off to talk to JJ in the bathroom and asks him why he told Ife  who she was talking about when she said she was rough..

Jj says I didn't she knew it was about Corin

Caoimeh says I hope she doesn't say anything..

Caoimhe then tells JJ Josie told her she now knows what her role in the house was to be the  house bitch..

Jj says he is fired up over something..  she likes Corin I think..

the sound is bad today so I can't make a lot of stuff out. .

meanwhile in the kitchen Ife waffles on and on abotu outfits to leave in..

back in the bathroom JJ tells a worried Coaimhe that nobody has set roles and she wasn't there to be the house bitch. .

Seems Josie is not too happy with the 'rough' comment

JJ points out Josie was there when Caoimhe said it and the parrot never said what she said next which was maybe rough is the wrong word.. too late methinks..

Keeley told Caoimhe she thought it was bout her.. Caoimhe assured her it wasn't and ask if she'd thought it was..  Keeley says yeah, did you see me sweating

Jj says what? was she being sarcastic or something

[Keeley next weeks target?  ]

Andrew is now telling Caoimhe [thru his rose tinted spectacles] that he doesn't think she is a bitch that she speaks her mind. .tells her not to worry..

Caoimhe is glad they showed her saying something bad it shows she has her own mind.. explains it was the night when Corin flipped over her hair extensions

Andrew asks if she knows

Caoimhe says no, and don't tell her..

In the kitchen Mario, Corin and Ife are talking about their VT's. . Mario is saying what he meant about Jordan type wanabees and he hates girls that go all tarted up to clubs looking for their other brain cell  footy palyers and selling their bodies basically...

in the Sofa area Caoimhe is telling Ben she spells her name outside as Keeva it's only spelt in the Gaelic way  on her passport.

Rachel is breaking the rules [gobshite that she is] and telling Caoimhe that the Twins (Irish)  from the HM line up got a load of work just off the back of their cameo on BBLB..  things like two for one photos' etc . .wooohoooooooooo

Caoimhe hopes the Irish will be behind her

Rachel says they will be they will be. .unconvincingly 

Ben gets into Keeley's bed and she says why don't you come down this end it's darker and quieter..

Ben says Rachel did mention something like that to me and I may well do that. .it will be more fun anyway..

the parrot speaks

"I love talking about myself"

it's Keeley

Ife thinks it's her... as usual 

Keeley puts her coin in too and it comes out as 'wrong answer bird brain.. '

Seems it may have been Ife this time..

they were all too quick to put the coins in and not think about it..

ife is waffling away in the kitchen asking who doesn't like talking about themselves. .it WAS me. .I said it in the DR. .[shurrup Ife your voice is doing me head in ]

Caoimhe says no one has had a bitchy comment yet...  except her.. 

maybe it wasn't iffy. .she got feathers it seems.

they are saying Ife went at it without asking all thru the house first.

they are going to ask everyone before rushing to Bob next time

they feel sorry for Keeley missing her prize cos of ife barging in..

things seem a bit strained between Josie and Caoimhe

Josie is giving short abrupt answers to Caoimhes 'you ok's? '

Ife is still banging on about the parrot..

they have bought time with the hair-dryers and straighteners..

Ife is saying shouldn't Josie be letting Corin have a go with them first

Jj says what like you let Keeley go on the machine first..

turns out it was Josie anyway..

Ife says to the others that she has said it herself as well.. [is there anything this girl has not done? ]

meanwhile Corin tells the girls with hair they have plenty of time to sort all of them out.. 

Ife is still moaning on abotu her coin. .she asks if she can have JJ's cos he got his prize before he put the coin in

Steve says you can have mine..  he's not bothered. .unless tis a pic of his kids..

JJ says he'll hang on to his to make sure before she goes rushing in...

ife is now saying she also uses the word rough and they don't all OWN words . .

she is looking really petulant and pissed off today. .she was giving Caoimhe evils for a bit there. .which looks funny coming from her bald head

 [who told her she had a head for baldness. .tis way to small and bumpy to be devoid of hair..  she'd look better with a Fro I reckon ]

realises was defo going to have a whole day away from BB but has been LUTTing all morning

waves to readers

' s too

*hides *

in the smoking area are..

Ife [she's every where today, like Luke was in every room every minute of every day,  and my patience with her is dwindling by the second ] Caoimhe and Josie plus her shadow

Caoimhe asking abotu the being a bitch comment

Josie says yeah but yeah but. .a funny bitch mind..

Ife says we are all bitches. .but yeah we're funny  too..

Steve and Mario stare at the parrot.. Mario leaves Steve to it

they are still on about the 'rough' word int he smoking area

Caoimhe says she said it to shabby too.


JJ sees the word rough used in the context it was as a bit of a skank..

Caoimhe meant it in a you wouldn't want to mess with her type of way she explained

Josie says people use that word to describe me.. like I am rough around the edges, like..

Jj tells her that is a different sort of rough

meanwhile.....

Steve is still pestering the parrot..

Thanks Olly i'm all caught up now  been up since 4.30 packing daughter off to Spain


Mario, Steve and Andrew on bird watch, waiting for the parrot to speak again
Corin doing her hair, Josie want's the straightners next, she doen't want Keeley to get them, keever say's don't she know we've been here for a month
JJ trying a menthol cig in the garden

Thanks Lutters!

*** sneaks a quick at Olly ***   

Corin prances out in front of the bird watchers..

she has straightened her hair then shoved a huge long hairpiece on top of it 

she wanders off to let the girls know the straighteners are free..

the bird is talking but the camera switched to the bedroom..

Rachel runs out saying "what does it say. .what does it say"  sounding like the parrot herself

It said something abotu JJ.. but is dipped out

Rachel thinks it is her and apologises to JJ..

she puts her coin in..  a card comes out along with a shed load of  kiddies sweets..

wish I knew what she had said

she hugs him again and says awwwwwwwww we didn't know you then.. 

 JJ thought it was Keeley cos she had pretty much said the same thing to his face..

*stamps foot. .I wanna know what it was  *

The parrot speaks again it says *He doesn't even want to get to know us* Rachel shouts it's either her or Andrew, it's from the night when they had the party and JJ to go and cry in the DR, Rachel think's it's her, put's her coin in Bob Righter and a load of sweets come out, she say's sorry JJ, he say's it's ok

oooooh  ello  Aimee, good to see ya..  and ello trouble blizzie 

glad I have some respite.. rana  abtha ges ago it's gone cold 

's back at Blizzie..

am off to re run me bath and have some lunch. .

oh how did you hear that? . .I missed it over Rachels big gob rabbitting on 

Well done

  that made me laugh out loud, there was something humorously unsavoury about it, must have been your tone Olly


Cheers for LUT-ing  I love my little catch ups I do  enjoy your bath

 to Aimee

Ify doing Josie's hair (she needs her roots doing badly)
Steve and Andrew still on bird watch
Steve tell's the bird to say something again, while there's no-one around

Corin ask's the other's if they mind if she use's another token tonight
Keeley's turn to use the straightners, Ify want's to comb rachels hair out straight but rachel say's not today
Ben telling the girl's not to worry about the parrot as everyone as moaned about someone
Josie thinks she will come across as a man eater
Ben straighting his hair now
Keeley is worried that she will come across as up her own arse when she know's she's not