heya Kaytee

I am going off the whole thing atm. .mid series blues I reckon

Mario needs to be careful if he wants to stay... he is sounding a bit bitter now

even to the point where he told Ife she could have actually tried  at the task and   he also warns Steve that the endgame players are showing their hands now

Steve knows this..

ife tells Steve she would never want him up..

she is whining that Mario won't be there to support her  cos he is up too..

and I am gorn now. .definitely 

Mario is saying Caoimhe is playing tactfully and he hasn't fallen for her Doe eyes at all

he reckons she is trying to take down her competition cos she is a weak player so getting rid of the stronger people means she has more of a chance

He tells Jj and Dave to watch their backs the knifes are out.. for the stronger people

Jj is looking like he is trying to process the info and not quite getting it as his frown gets deeper...

Dave isn't getting what Mario is saying either so asks him outright

Mario isn't going to explain again

DAve says it is the worst position to be in..  it sucks having to choose a replacement..

Mario is giving them ammo for a bitch session later cos he is coming across as a bit cocky as well as bitter in what he is saying  about Caoimhe taking the strong players down.. 

Ben thinks he is up[set because he lives and breathes Bb so an early exit will be the worst thing in his eyes

Ife is telling Rachel she has tried to clear the air with Caoimhe before and Caoimhe chose to deal with the talk they had before in her own way

Rachel thinks it is just a new thing between them and didn't realise it has been going on a while

ife says no it has been fro a bit but she will be polite and not ignore her etc and Mario will do the same for the sake of tasks etc..

and I am not really here am I

kinda settling down a bit now..

JJ spent a long time chatting to Mario about Ife accusing Caoimhe of using tactics when she picked Mario to replace her,  and JJ wonders if Ife thinks he is the same as Caoimhe  and is playing tactics too ..  cos  he isn't and  he doesn't    hmmmm

Ben and Josie were having a bitch chat about the others bitching. .

Ben thinks Josie is like Alice from the Vicar of Dibley and reckons she'll be loved  on the outside for her humour..

Corin is trying to be bubbly but it isn't ringing so true now cos you can tell she is gutted. .she's admitted as much. . she is trying to convince herself it will all be ok but keeps worrying abotu her mum travelling down and all sorts of bits and bobs..

Ife is just moaning on and on..

Dave has a harem of women on the sofa with him and is looking a tad smug with it all..  [the nom results not so much the women I think]

Mario says he is  over it now...  [am not convinced he is yet ]

JJ and dave quizzing Ben over why he was being nice to Ufy before the safe and replace task, ben say's he was just saying good luck, JJ doesn't agree with this he thinks Ben was sitting next to her for a long time, he asks if Ben is scared to go, Ben say's he is happy to stay or go
Apparently Ben has called JJ josie's lap dog, meaning that JJ is more into Josie than she is him and he follows her everyone she goes, Josie is not happy with this and calls Ben a w-nker, she's going to have words with him about it later, she tell's JJ not to stop hanging with  her just cause of what Ben said, JJ says's he felt really angry about it  Josie then goes and tell's Keever all about it, she say's she likes JJ following her around it makes her feel good


Josie are going for 1 more fag, then teeth brushing then they are going to have a snog, keever say's her boyfriend wouldn't mind

And still they go on, ben thinks JJ will need botox in the next 6 months if he doesn't stop frowning, he needs to realise that this is a TV show not really life, he kept ben awake for most of the night and now he questions his every move, Ben wants to know why he so's interested in what Ben does and thinks
He goes on to tell Josie that JJ does follow her around all the time, he hardly talks to anyone else, Josie wonders if she reminds him of his mum
Corin doesn't mind leaving as she can meet up with Nathan and go clubbing

Steve still sitting with the 2 new girls draped all over him
Josie asks Mario who he thinks will leave, he says himself, Josie thinks it will be Ify she's very snappy
Mario thinks that Josie will be in the final, she doesn't think so
Andrew being quizzed by mario and Josie over who he thinks will win, he tells them that Josie, mario and Steve will be in the final, Josie think's Steve will win, he's a war hera he's got to win  (mario seemed very pleased with this info)
Mario wants to start and fight for it

Thankyou Aimee,Olly and all. Great LUTing


My LF on CH4 website is echoing/repeating. They sound like daleks.
Anyone else?

Steve is using Corin and Ify as weights
He;s now told keely to come and sit on him  he trys to lift her up, touching her bum the whole time
Keever and JJ are going to offer their services to the tree
keever and JJ b-itching about Corin, they wonder if she knows she can't sing
The others are trying to get rachel to let steve lift her, Steve is loving every minute of this

I know that feeling and I'm not luting

Morning all

not much happening today..

HM's doing washing or faffing around with ablutions..

Interestingly in the Kitchen Mario was warning Ben about Caoimhe and her game playing [still bitter he's up] and then Dave joined them so Mario warned him that he realises Caoimhe had been the Alpha in the Shabby Caoimhe relationship and now is transferring the Adams family to JJ and Josie.. he said all they do is bitch

Dave said he never bitches with them... 

I dunno if BB did this on purpose but part of the convo from the Kitchen was broadcast to the Sofa area via Bob Righter...

Steve was sat there and heard it as did Caoimhe who was passing thru. .

mistake or on purpose.. am sure we'll find out soon

In the Garden Joise is not going to speak to Dave anymore. .

he called her evil and he's boring too..

JJ trying to stick up for Dave a bit

Josie said he's rude and he goes on about loving everybody but inside he has a nasty horrible streak..

Caoimhe says she should have put him up in place of Mario..

JJ says me and Dave thought you were going for him..

Josie says look what he did to Ben yesterday asking him why he went to talk to Ife yesterday

JJ says he came over to me to ask me to talk to Ben about that with him

JJ says he wasn't too pleased when Dave pushed the bible right  into his face and nearly broke his nose

JJ says if Dave gets heavy handed [literally I think]  with her again she is going to get him back


JJ says what are you going to do you can't whallop him..  a

Joise never liked him from when she first met him cos he walked over and farted in ehr face..  now cos he has lsot a few pounds and is doing exercises he thinks he can tell ehr she needs to lose a bit too

Jj asks if she wants him to have a few words with him but Josie says no I can handle it..

Josie reckons he tries to knock people down all the time which is weird with somebody who has so much love

[slap the child then tell them you love em after, syndrome? ]

Josie says if he starts on me for losing weight I shall start going at him fro his skins tags cos I think they are gross..

Jj says be careful Steve has them too

Caoimhe why shoudl we be careful of Steve?

JJ no I mean he's not involved in this so mentioning something nasty that he has too, isn't fair to drag him in.

they are talking about Dave's rough housing which is really rough and hurts and Josie feels there is real malice behind it..

He slapped JJ hard  around the face apparently when doing the typewriter thing.

Josie said she will slap him back hard if he hurts her again

JJ tells her to be careful

Josie says if somebody hurts you it is instinct to lash out

Jj says seriously tho if you feel that may happen have a word with BB about him getting too rough..

Josie is glad they were horrible to him yesterday.. he's too rough...

Caoimhe is regretting her decision now

Jj says eh won't go all you have done is shorten the odds between Corin and Ife..

Josie wonders if she is overreacting tot he weight comment

JJ and Caoimhe say no . .no girl likes weight comments..  Jj learnt the hard way cos he thought she was cool with ehr weight untilt he chins incident.

Josie thinks he derives pleasure from insulting people..

JJ advises she talk to Dave anyway and tells her Dave'll be cool about it [he'll run and report to Ben right after]

Think she is going to bide her time for now..

Josie has walked inside and said something about  Dave's who is also in the room..

Ben says what DAve ? I thought you got on with Dave!!

Josie no I don't now..  as she blanks him..

[she needs to grow up a bit . .tis childish behaviour when you have to share a house and are locked in together    ]

Steve is off tot he DR to find out why BB broadcast part of a convo via Bob Brighter cos it has caused problems already.. [wonder if day release clicked the wrong button ]

Ben is now telling JJ that Bob is channelling peoples private convo's and they are all being on edge a bit [so lets tell parnaoid boy then ]

Jj what?  how do we know this?

Ben tells him how Steve got the kitchen convo  coming thru the speaker while sitting in the living room and Caoimhe heard it too..

Ben tries to diffuse the Mario convo by saying he was just having a bit of a whinge.. nothing serious

Cam zones into a smacked arse faced Josie eating toast and Jam..

Dave's on the block today by the looks of it

Ben and Dave are going to the hut for a chat soon. . Dave si going on about Govan and what a nasty piece of work he was..

they better be careful Bob may broadcast it. . oh tis for a politics lesson so that's ok

Steve comes out and tells them   BB says it was a technical Malfunction.. [cheapo work experience in today then ]

Ben says they are just saying that so we relax and talk the same as usual..

Caoimhe says it wasn't him, Bob Righter,  it was the mirror beside him that the sound came from  so it definitely wasn't on purpose..

and I am off while Ben and Dave have their History  lesson. . [pre Devolution ] am not up for Politics lessons today so am orf for a bit.. 

oops Josie has finished her breakkie and now goes to the hut and shouts at Dave for telling her she needs to lose weight

Dave says eh what did I do?

Josie said in the kitchen he said his wife was a 14 and looks thin..  and implied Josie needed to loose some weight cos she was a 16.

Dave said no I was saying my wife isn't petite but looks great and was saying you do to. .[men are rubbish at that ]

Dave no I would never do that I just heard you say you felt a bit bigger and thought you may want to come outside with me and Caoimhe and see if you can lose some if you want to .. I would never say anything abotu a lady's weight at all. .I was just saying if you wanted to join us you were welcome to

Josie says   ok sorry maybe I overreacted cos I am due on and I feel a bit bloated anyway..

Dave hugs her and says I think you look great

Ben tells her he wouldn't say anything like that on purpose and did she want to come in for a Politics lesson

Josie says no thank you... 

She goes to chat to Steve and says I think I shouted at him and I was in the wrong

Back in the hut Ben tells Dave he thinks they have fallen into the trap of forming groups. .. this isn't Politics discussion

Ben is still tired and if he gets many more sleepless nights he will have to go..

 

[wonders if many people read this anymore, waves just in case someone is out there.... .off for a break  ]

I'm here Olly, i've got a head cold and i've had no sleep so i'm just reading for abit today  i'vee got my daughters sports award tonight as well, i hope i don't sound like Steve if i start snoring on the back row

I read it Olly, I don't have LF and I don't trust the HL show to be unbiased so keep up the good work 

oooooh  people

thought cos we don't have enough to cover 24/7 we'd lost some readers ..  I miss having a late night LUTter

Aimee hope the head cold gets better soon and good luck at the sports awards tonight..

Menty good to see you

In the hut all thoughts of political convo has gone out the window ..

Ben and Dave discuss how the group was coming together but when Nathan left and the newbies arrived it has all gone wonky again and they talk about what new groups may form ..they think Rachel will come over to their side..

In the bedroom Mario says his cloud of doom is descending he even caught himself bitching last night

Josie knows exactly what he means . .she is a nice girl normally .. she's lost herself..

Ben is going to try for an early night tonight. .Corin has joined them [dunno what has happened but her mic seems so loud the past few days, in comparison to the other HM's mics and her voice is hurting my ears  ]  anyway Ben asks Corin if she thinks 11pm is ok for bedtime cos  he went later than planned last night [maybe he should have scrapped that dreadful Val Doonigan parody show he did then ]

Corin says yeah yeah no problem. .plus they were quiet last night as well which helped..  but she can sleep thru Steve's snoring and Ben can't

I follow the LUT all the time.  It's the only way to know the truth about what's going on in the house if you don't have LF.  Don't know what we would do without your sterling work. 

Corin leaves the hut and Dave mumbles. .the grouping of the Adams..

Ben laughs as says the two new members couldn't be less like the Adams but they are even grouping in the bathroom  [ like Shabby, Caoimhe and Ife once did ] 

Dave laughs. .

Ben fails to see the irony of his 'good friend' Caoimhe being the one who has formed the new 'family' and included his 'good friend' JJ in it too..

Dave fails to see the irony that he joined the 'family' at night as well..

Mario is going to have a chat with Caoimhe

they can't go int he hut cos it is occupied..

oh they have gone to ask Ben and Dave to leave so Mario and Caoimhe can chat

Ben says oh you are kicking us out of our home ..that is like us kicking you and Shabby out of the Bathroom..  

Caoimhe couldn't sleep last night and BB basically told her to go count sheep..  she wasn't happy..

every word Olly   thanks to you and all the other LUTters  

thanks Joyron

Ben and Dave are still in the hut so the Mario Caoimhe convo is not starting yet


Dave is telling every one about his and Josie's argument today


Ben is joking about it with Mario but Dave tells Ben in a loud voice BEN hang on I never said it like that

Ben says I was only joking about it with Mario

Dave says be careful how you say it I don't want people thinking bad of me about women and their weight

anyway they finally leave them..

Caoimhe tells Mario she regrets picking him and wishes ehr name was up there..


She feels he deserves to be there more than she does..

She doesn't think he will go. .she didn't know what to do at the time she could have gone for Dave but thought that would look picky cos he'd done her..

She genuinely thinks he is ok..  and tis between Corin and Ife

Mario says thanks. .he explains that the dark gloom has descended and he is starting to get suspicious of everybody in there

Caoimhe says I am not playing a game honestly. .in fact I am trying to get out in my own way

She is suspicious of a few people in there too.. Mario is having negative feelings to some in there as well..

Caoimhe tells him tis ok to feel down now and then..

Mario says he was worried her and Shabby had a hit list and Nathan was the first and Mario was the next. .and that is dark Mario thinking that he doesn't want to be dark Mario

Caoimhe is saying she tried to throw that task she didn't want to win but then her close friends would have gone up..  she genuinely thought she would failt he task so hadn't thought of who she'd put up. .

Josie had told her to put her up but she wasn't going to risk that.. but anyway Mario will be safe she tells him..

Mario continues to explain about his dark Mario descending being the reason he has been how he has been over the last day..  and Caoimhe tells him again tis ok to have down days..

Dave is now talking to JJ in the garden about his side of the Josie misunderstanding..    JJ tells him to not worry about it..

he's only got a few more people to tell now

Andrew is doing Ben's job and interviewing him about what he does for his work etc..

out in the garden Mario and Caoimhe have moved to the smoking area

Mario tells her to not feel bad about putting him up and he could be in the same psotion next week

Caoimhe says it had nothing to do with Shabby doing it

Mario says that is my mad paranoia.. he was getting that way about Dave too in his dark Mario mood..

they hug and tis sorted

Bb calls them in to the sofa's

in the bathroom

Dave had moved his working the room, post Joise Weightgate, and was talking to Ife abotu what a nice person he is really


stern BB tells then to get to the sofa's immediately!!!

Dave goes to the loo instead..

from the C4 Homepage

Big Brother has revealed this week's shopping task... and it's 'super' exciting!

Uber Cougar has now kidnapped all the boys! The girls' mission is to find their inner superheroes and battle against the enemy, in a bid to rescue their boys.

They have been trapped into her Cougar Lair and a ransom note is currently being played to the housemates. A mysterious cloaked woman is telling them that they must transform themselves into superheroes if they wish to be reunited with their boys.

The girls will soon change into their specially designed costumes for each superhero. Once changed they will each be set individual tasks. For each one they successfully complete, they'll get to free a boy of their choice and win £100 towards their shopping budget.

on the Live Feed the 6 boys have been told to go to the Lair in the garden

[aka the old Mole hole ]

it has been decked as a dungeon..  skeletons hang on the wall

there is underwear that the boys have to wear..

they are not allowed to escape and may only leave to wash or use the loo [next door tot he dungeon]

the boys are isntructed to spend their time in captiviy to find their sexual alure

they are now watching a plasma screen of a woman enetering the hosue earlier today..

the girls see the same screen

tis a woman who is called the Uber Cougar..

She has taken over BB and her first command was to get the boys into her lair

She is going to feed them up over the next couple of days

coupile of days the boys say!!!

the girls are told about their superheroes task to win the boys and £100 per boy back

meanwhile she will use the boys to amuse herself. .weyheey the boys say..

Ben wants her to stay she's amazing [not seen her yet ]

Ben wonders how they use the loo. .and if they are sleeping in there. .


not seen their underwear yet ... will go see if C4 has a pic

I read it Olly, and thank you  Aimee too and all the rest that have contributed to the LUT.  I'm busy today and keep popping in to see if anything is happening.

not got a pic on C4 yet but they have black Y fronts with Yellow trim and a pic on the veg area that is too far away for me too make out

they have a black sleeveless vest too..

the boys wonder who will rescue whom ...

Ben says tis a bit cold

the boys think this is the secret and the Mole has got em cornered

Dave says well us lads are gonna get close.. :fnar:

Close up of a crotch. .tis a pic of a cougar..

the girls get 6 cards from the hatch with instructions..

the gilrs will go to the large task room to discover their alter ego's shortly..

[they ahve to explain to her what that means. .ie Bb has pciked their costumes]

Corin is struggling to read the instructions..

they will all take part in a transformation sequence and thereafter will be transformed for the remainder of the task..

they all do a task each..

they must call each other by their super hero names at all times..

heya Dame  and thanks

the guys wonder if the boy may not want to be rescued..

Josie is doing major thumb sucking..

Ife says we should leave Ben he likes older women

Keeley says get Mario first...

Josie is getting JJ first

ife says get soembody who doesn;t like it first

Andrew will be loving it 

[they think the woman is in there]

shot of the dingy dungeon..

Faux rock walls and a few benches.. and a very unhappy looking  Ben..

Dave is doing bench push ups..

the room is small for 6 people to stay in all the time ...

the girls are getting all shouty and screamy now and my ears hurt

I hate large groups of girls getting all shouty and silly ..

they got jellus of the Uber Cougar nicking their boys..

back int he dungeon Ben wonders if this is what was called bedroom 2

yeah Mario says

Ben wonders how many beds you could comfortably fit in there

just seen there is one bed  and Ben is lying on it

he reckons 4 at the most cos it is a bit small.

back to screechy girls..

why do these girls screech????

 I NEVER BLUDDY SCREECHED and NEVER WILL..

Rachel's voice along with Corins are the worst offenders..

they are imagining if they won £600

Josie says we'll never win that much..

I've just had to turn the sound right down

I am going for some lunch... the girls are doing my head in

Thank for the Luting Olly and Aimee! I am recording the afternoon livefeed (C4+1) to watch later! The Couger task looks interesting and it at least stops JJ from picking on any of the girls 

the girls have made stir fry noodles for lunch


Menawhile in the dungeon Ben is hosting a 'how to pull the birds' thingamybob [the word escapes me. . tis like symposioum but not that word.. ]

anyway tis a Sexual Etiquette with Women thing to use his words and all the guys have to give tips to each other..

the girls have been discussing what make up they will wear with their outfits  *yawns*

and also if they win lots they are going to spend the shopping on crap food but buy loads of hot water straighteners etc.. and be irresponsible . .Ife is leading this as she has wanted to do that for ages..  *double yawn as the moans of hunger will be spreading thru the house within a day*

[methinks the boys will have something to say about that especially if she goes.. ]

The boys are still holding their how to get the girls course..

if I was them I wouldn't bother, eseis lot of girls are ded boring  and pretty depthless  airheads..  buy em something sparkly and a bag of make up and they'll be happy.. 

{I know which room I'd rather be locked up in even if I don't want to learn the Etiquette about  pulling and wooing woman, tis still better fun than with the girls. .    ]

Josie, Ife and Rachel are shouting thru the door to the boys. .

they have just found out they are maybe in there for 2 days..

Ben says we are havign much better fun in here anyway as he ushers the next speaker into line..

Steve says... I'd rather play catch with a skull and Bens lecture seems to be over

Ife has been called to the large task room to do a shot  for the TV transformation to super hero  in front of a green screen. .she has to stand in normal clothes. .then twirl ten times. .presume she then has to   put her costume on and repeat.. 

for a dancer Ife is rubbish at taking instructions and messes up the spinning so has to do it again

Now Mario is rubbing baby oil on Dave..

Steve JJ and Andrew are on the bench. .Ben is laying on the bed..   ..

Ife still cannot get her pic right..

Bb has told her to stand on the spot on the floor on the green screen and do superhero continuous spins. .she can't grasp it at all..  even tot ghe point of not undertadning the stand on the spot thing.. 

Meal while Mario continues to oil Dave

oops Sorry Kimota I missed you up there

thanks


the boys are talking bond films now..

Ben only lieks older Bond Films cos the newer onesa re too politcally correct adn there are all these womens in psotions they'd nevr have had in RL

the boys laugh at him

Ben says don't get me I wrong, I am a feminist, I adored Margaet Thatcher

Mario points out you have to be a woman to be able to be a feminist..

anyway Ben hates that the are women bosses in Bond now

back to Ife in her superhero outfit which looks like a bee . .tis a jumpsuit in yellow with black inserts at the sides.. and she has a long white wig..  she is finishing filming  her transformation but could be some time .

Ife Incredible leaves the task room..

her special power is strength and endurance

Coirn asks if she is loving it. . is it mint ?

[wish that row had never blown up  with Corin and Jj cos I used to be able  block out all that stuff she spouts out . .buzzin etc..  now tis driving me mad cos it was the focus of Bb for a while  ]


Josie thinks Ife looks like storm..


anyway am taking a break... fingers are aching. .hopefully someone else will be around to carry on ..

byee 

 Thanks for the fab lutting Olly and Aimee   I've not been watching LS for the last few days, so the LUT has been invaluable. 


I can read without getting as wound up as I do when listening to some of the stuff that's been said in there  Sad but true .... I'l get a life when BB finishes!

Thanks aimee, olly, I read everyday, you know I do  just sometimes I don't get time to comment 

Now get back to the grind woman I won't put up with complaints about aching fingers