Josie and Keever in fits of laughter about JJ, Josie say's she tried to move away from him but he kept on at her
Josie wants some booze and tunes and she will be a happy woman
JJ still in the DR
Dave has wrote a message using a eye liner and stuck it to the door of the nest

Thanks for the Luting.... How are you doing Aimee

HOT Baz  are are you?

Very muggy here Aimee..... hence I have got up again

Thanks for the great LUTing everyone

Keeley up and about cleaning and tidying (Ife`s not going to be a happy bunny )
Her mic battery is on her hip. When she walks it`s making a clunking clicky sound. (clunk click every trip *groan* )
She`s in the livingroom, reading the rule book.
Everyone else is asleep.

Morning all and thanks Aimee and Scotty 

loved this from last nights JJ and Josie Tiff

Joise:  Go away and leave me alone

JJ: I will but I have to finish my nails first..

mrning olls,scotty.x.

 Ife is talking to John James on the sofas. She says that she's worried that she's been shown rifling through bins.   

*think that's the least of your worries luv*

I watched quite a lot last night. Josie was very upset and hiding her eyes with sunglasses after the row with  JJ. Corin sympathises, having had her run in with him the day before. She says that she won't take it from him without 'giving some back'.
Both agree that JJ is very hard to work out and that he can give it but not take it!!
JJ was talking to a sympathetic Dave, making some good points about how Corin's behavior isn't always right for the occasion. He is also worried that Josie won't be talking to him in the morning.

Most Hms playing a game in the garden
Josie alone laying down in the nest
Corin say's Dave is taking the game so seriously
Looks like most of them are playing a game of rounders, Josie not joining in
Ben sitting down watching

The girls are going in to put their bikinis on
Josie still in the nest laying down sucking her thumb, Mario and Ben join her, Ben asks if she's ok, she say's yes
Mario having a go at Ben not understanding the rules of the game
JJ in the nest now, talk of things that have gone missing, Josie has lost her sunglasses
Mario offers to pay ben £100 to lick something when they get out (don't know what)
JJ talking about Daves skin tags  Ben say's he has 3, JJ wants to know if he's been counting them

Ify teaching keeley a dance in the BR
Mario complains about Ben butting in when he's talking, he says he's as bad as Sushines was for doing that
Mario talking about STD, Ben can't understand why people go on the programme embarrasing bodies, why would you want to show your body to the world
Corin talking to Rachel about boob jobs, Rachel is going to wait till she's abit older, she's not that unhappy about her boobs
JJ talking about ingrowing toe nails now
JJ's mum is a nurse and she can inject him herself now, he doesn't have to go  to the doctors
Mario talking about crabs now and pubic hair (the bloke seems obsessed with body problems)

Rachel hopes BB won't show her filing the dead skin off her feet (the whole house are gross today)
Steve jokes the camera is panning on her
Corin offering to make milky coffees
Steve pulls his vest up to get some sun on his big belly
Keever tells Rachel she's got a lovely figure, Rachel thinks Keever has got a nice bum, keever thinks she's put weight on
Ben talking about Corin to JJ, Mario and Josie, he says she said she never gets bored in the house
Josie asks Andrew if he feels relaxed now, he say's yes his enjoying it

Ben talking about Dave, they all seem to like him and his one liners are funny
Dave asking JJ if he wants to pull off his skin tags  (they are starting to make me feel sick now)
Ben say's josie is like Alice from the vicar of Dibley
Josie out of the nest now, she's shovelling bread into her mouth in the kitchen
Josie asks if anyone wants a sandwhich
Josie eating cereal straight from the packet
Keever talking about rationing the cigs
JJ, Ify and Mario washing clothes in the BR, Ify eating cereal at the same time

Mario wishes he hadn't brought white clothes with him
Keeley has asked for the hoover
Ify asks JJ if she can borrow his top, she wants to wear it as a dress
JJ is laying down to wash his clothes
Josie feels better now that she has eaten, she's still shovelling food into her mouth  she's had cereal, bread, tuna sandwhich, raw carrot, avacado and she's still going
orange squash next
Mario doesn't think there will be anymore new Hms, Ben thinks there may be another 2
Mario says there was only 1 new Hm in BB9 (he's wrong as there was stu, masoon, belinda and someone else)
Talk of Rachel from BB9 she was a fence sitter
Dave said Cameron was a boring winner

Ben and Keeley talking about game shows, keeley loves Wipeout, Ben hasn't seen it
Dave say's they get £30,000 if they win (wrong it's 10)
Keeley has been on the Price is right
Ben would like to see what goes on behind the scenes of BB, he thinks it must be a big nerve centre
Dave got told off by the chief executive in the DR for writing with a eye liner, he knew he wouldn't get kicked out for it and they was ok about it
Keeley asking Dave about his kids
Dave asks keeley if she is buzzing to be there, she expected more of a moody atmosphere but it's really nice, Dave say's we've had times like that, we had someone people in here that caused bad atmospheres
Talk about Corin, they don't think she's being false, she'd be exactly the same outside the house as she is in

JJ checking himself out in the mirrors while scrubbing his clothes
Hm told to go in the house
Ify hopes they are getting a task
Andrew has got sun burnt, JJ tells him to be careful
Dave and Mario talking about if the newbies can nominate, JJ talking about newbies being evicted quite soon, someone left after 2 days
JJ thinks it could be a double eviction, he doesn't think the newbies will be able to vote for the old HMs, mario thinks there could be a twist, Dave say's he's only had 1 week off from being up
Ben says he's got some lovely shirts but he had to surrender them
JOsie thinks she may get a washing powder advert, she's been a right washer woman in there
Ben likes keevers quiff, Steve says because it reminds you of your hair

Dave and JJ talking about nominations, Dave don't know who to nominate this week, JJ knows exactly what he's going to do, wait and see what happens
Dave has thought about nominating who he thinks is favourite and therefore safe
Josie has fired JJ permantly, so theres a position available
Dave asking JJ for help in deciding what to do about nominating this week, he wants in on JJ scheme, JJ say's he hasn't got a scheme
Ben is Josie's new bitch boy, Ben only wants a part time position
Ben feels the most relaxed he's ever felt in there, he likes having the newbies around
JJ still laying down doing his washing (looks like he and josie are keeping their distance)

New Live Update thread is here

Sorry went to clean the bathroom, so i'm not sure if this is a task or not


The old Hms are asking the new Hms questions about their lifes, think BB are going to see how well they new their new Hms, Rachel says she's been on Pop Idol
The old Hms are wearing t shirts and shorts, they have been put into teams and have 1 new housemate per team to quiz
Keeley has dated celebritys and footballers but she doesn't want to say who, Ify and Dave are trying to get her to spill the beans
JJ thinks BB put Keeley in too clash with him
Ben, Josie and steve are 1 team
Steve thanks BB for the right sized t shirt this time

NO its not...its an old one....

PLEASE IGNORE POEPLE
this is the LUT!


Cheers Aimee and all for the updates

 I wondered what had happened, I fell asleep and when I woke up, Andrew was on my screen, all pink!  

Great updates people  

*iggies croc*

Is that cos I typoed people just for a change?

You can watch the live feed, here

*Leaves enormous jug of Pimms and tray of nibbles for our hard working LUTters*
I'm not even watching it but enjoy reading the LUT

Hyper you have got to stop doing the spamming crap. We have a LUT and a live feed discussion thread, both stickied.And everyone in this thread knows where to get LF

I thought tha BB11 Discussion thread was only being used for the highlights shows.

I would like the discussion about what's happening in the live feed separate from the LUT. The Live Update thread should be for people to post what's happening in the house but if you want go any further then that use the discussion thread

Hyper you know this is the LUT. .and you have been told there is a separate discussion thread as well as the whole forum..

stop with the spamming  ..

As Croc, says, peeps,  Ignore Hyper.. and careful with his links, check them out first before clicking,,,  he can send you off to phishing sites  sometimes... ..

thanks for the LUT today Aimee

its cos you told us to ignore people, so i started with you just to be obliging....

Ben in bed with Josie and Keever, Josie is taking the pee out of JJ, Keever tells her to stop it now, Josie thinks JJ is in the DR crying again cause she called him crab eyes
Steve wants to know about the new 3 and nominations, Corin doesn't think they will be able to nominate
Looks like Josie, Keever, ben and steve are locked in the bedroom, the others are in the kitchen eating take away pizza
Josie worrys she isn't funny now, Ben says she is
Steve thinks his arms have got smaller, he wants to get really big (muscles)
Ben says the house wouldn't be same without Steve
Keever asks Steve to be her daddy, he says yes in a daddy way
The locked in HMs hope the others are enjoying their pizza

Rachel comes into the bedroom and shouts it's cold this morning everyone, even though the lights are off and some are still asleep
Alarm goes off
Ify say's it's nice that Keeley has done the pots, she feels like she is on holiday now, they've had to clean up for the last 5 weeks

Alarm goes off again

Rachel explaining to Mario what Jeggings are

Keeley asks to look at Daves pictures, she says he's his family are beautiful

Housemates told to gether on the sofas
JJ shouts, Mario say's they have never done this before
JJ say's this is the day we stab our mates in the back and then come out and smile at them
Lots of guessing of whats going to happen with nominations, Keeley say's it's a game and you've got to do it, Josie doesn't like it

BB tells Hms to sit properly on the sofas

BB asks the 3 new Hms to go to the DR
Corin thinks maybe they are going to be the only ones to nominate, Steve say's oh no
Hms are back, the new Hms have got to cook breakfast for all the other Hms and then be scored out of ten, they then have to cook lunch and dinner, they will win a prize if they pass the task, Andrew is the chef

Andrew say's he can't even cook
Andrew has to cook all the food that is ate in the house today and the Hms have got to eat everything that is made for them, they aren't allowed to make anything for themselves, they hope the voice off come dine with me will be covering it

They worry that Keeley can't reach the oven
Rachel goes to collect 5 items from the store room to cook
Andrew say's he's never cooked in his life
Rachel is making omelette, she's putting bombay mix in it  and beans, none of the ingredients in the store room went with anything

Looks like the ingredients are cheese, eggs, tomatoes and blue cheese and bombay mix
Ben giving Rachel advice on how to use the cheese, she doesn't like the taste of it
Mario thinks it will be the best omelette ever
Ben asking Mario what he thinks will happen with nominations
Mario is looking forward to breakfast, Dave wants to know if he can eat anything other than the breakfast, Rachel tells him not to worry there's plenty of breakfast

Rachel thinks the bombay mix might be a nice surprise in the omelette but the cheese is very strong
She's not too sure how to cook one, Mario say's he's never cooked one before either
Corin likes the chef outfit
Rachel normally lives on ready meals

Thanx as always for the LUTing