hahahaha I missed that,  was outside struggling with my hose 

Jj went out to tell Josie and Caoimhe, who are in the pool, about his blow up with Corin

He said it started when she came into the bedroom and said she's off to the DR to have her first big bitching session

then the S ound dipped

then there was something about the singing of old battery new battery. .[could be a mickey take of Corin]

then it was dipped again..


dunno what that was all about.. 

Jj is sorting out his gear and looking a tad stressed..

JJ walks outside and tells the others if they want to listen to her in the Dr they can hear her in the bedroom in the corner near his bed I think. .he was having a lsiten in..


he  mimics Corin saying. ."he just goes on and on and on and on... "

nobody bothers to go listen

in the garden Caoimeha dn Josie are at the smoking area now

it is sweltering hot down here and Caoimhe has her bluddy hoody up !!!  madness !

Ife wanders thru the bedroom and say to Mario if you don't like someone cos they are ahppy you need your head tested..

Mario says it not   that I don't think. .some people in the house think Corin's personality is too simple and one dimensional and they think it is false as there is no depth to it.. it makes people paranoid..

Mario wants to get her in a convo so he can get to know her better and see if she is a really happy person all the time..

Ife advises him how to approach her ..says he'ss had 3 weeks to do this

Mario has tried Ife's away buit h';s learnt she isn't one for long talks..

ife is glad she talked to Corin and learnt about her and all she's been thru [ being a widow]  a long time back

Josie comes in and says they've shouted get JJ out over the wall..

Jj walks in adn MArio asks did they really shout that

Jj laughs and says nah twas just John James out..

then a  few people tried to change it.. to john James  [insert mystery word]

Jj says ti is a bit strange that people know his name. .he's not bothered abotu what they shouted.. ..

I am half watching so cant; test his body language..  he was a bit wired as it was tho...

Jj tells Steve he'll choose him for the day of treats...

Corin is out of the DR

Caoimhe told her they could hear her in the DR

Corin says I am not surprised ou could hear me, I was shouting my head off

JJ and Steve and Dave are sat in the sofa area

Jj says I wish if they ahd a problem they'd come and shout at me about it .. [corin can be heard shouting about him going ona dn on and on in the background ]  unlike him eh?  Joined the Caoimhe bitcha botu Corin club didn't he. .

all day people have been asking Corin if she is buzzing. .

every one of  them in there has done it at some point today...

Corin wants to go outside for a ciggie but the are locked in cos of the people shouting over the wall

She came into the Sofa area and was singing I think [sounds was dipped]  and finished with something like see i can do what I like

Jj said well so long as you;re loving it that's ok..

Corin is looking well wired. .like a little Tasmanian devil

She is in the kitchen now talking to Ife saying she was in the bedroom earlier talking to Nathan  abotu how boring the hosue would be if he went and some of the others who are fun people.. she was talking about the others being boring etc and who would there be to talk to and have fun with..

Josie and Caoimhe walked in as she was saying this.

ife then tells Corin what JJ said about her probably making it in this year cos she got her boob job..  [stirring every opportunity is Ife]

Corin says that is a load of bollocks cos she'd done all her auditions before she got the work done [was just before she entered the house I think]

Corin is gutted she blew up and reckons she'll be up next week but whatever..

on the Sofa Jj is telling Steve what he said to Corin to set her off.. again I think.. he'd asked her if she was getting angry now..  said I would go have it out with that person nto go into another room where all can hear. .or I'd drop it..   [hahahahaha delusional or what   ]


Steve is watching the  bedroom I think    and commenting on  what he is seeing..

says to JJ look at Caoimhe   she is pouting she is gonna go again cos Dave is talking abotu homosexuality . .she's pulling her hair look. .

we don't get to see it tho.. now we do seems calm enough

Caoimeh and Josie just laying in the bed bitching chatting really...

Thanks Olly and scotty  been out for most of the day and just caught up now, daughter has just made me have a game of basketball with her and now my hair looks like this  she's got trials with a local football team tonight so keep your fingers crossed for her  *sits down and fans herself*

ello Aimee. .

good luck to your daughter tonight. . 

*nicks Aimee's fan *

btw saw Keeley being interviewed on BBLB. .we could possibly have another Bea situation ,.. in that  she went in to sort Noireen out. .not the crying side I hope... 

 .. she doesn't like Caoimhe and wants to sort her out.. .Ben won't be a happy bunny..

The new Rachel talks really fast like Lisa from a BB ages ago so will eb ahrd to LUT

The boy [forgot his name] likes Corin and Mario..

Caoimhe and Josie appear to be the new Sheeva. .they are isolating themselves a lot form the others and are sat in the kitchen

Caoimhe thinks BB won't have shown her funny side...

*looks under Puter for Caoimhe's sense of humour. .nah not there *

JJ saying Corin came to him and said yes pack your suitcase and come home and asking how old are how old are you
JJ says he said to her everything Keever wanted to say
Josie laughing at JJ, she wants to know what JJ will do if he is saved, he thinks theres no chance he will stay, he has finished with Corin, he told her to jog on but she wouldn't
Josie wants to know if JJ will give her the special treat, he says he will give it to Steve
JJ still on about Corin he says she really kicked off at him, he said she had bolt ons, JJ copying Corins voice saying i'm going to the DR
JJ thinks not everyone in here is happy all the time like Corin, she needs to respect this, Josie and Keever agreeing with everything he says

In the bedroom

JJ is telling Josie and Caoimhe what happened with Corin

he said to Caoimeh I basically told her all the same stuff  you had said abotu her

Seems Corin went in the bedroom while JJ was packing and said she was going to have a good old bitch in the DR

Jj didn't bite so she came back and said she was getting angry or summat

Jj said well that's ok so long as you a lovin it

and that's when it all kicked off

Caoimhe is lovin this.. .[oh the irony of her lovin the negative situations ]

Jj said she went off on one to him and he went off on one to her...

Josie tells him so what if you stay then John.. 

John tells her to get real, he ain;t staying..

JJ told her that she needs to have a bit of respect and if peopel are having down times she needs to have a bit of respect and not come in bouncing and asking are you loving it all the time when she can see somebody is a bit down. . she must understand that not everybody is buzzin like her 24/7

so far Caoimhe has stood by and let Shabby and JJ do her dirty work for her..

JJ still going on about Corin, he says she takes 5 hrs to put her make up on then 2 hrs walking around and then 5 hrs to take it all off again
Josie says lets practice his interview, JJ thinks it will all be about Josie, she says don't say ewwww if Davina asks you if you fancy me

Josie asks JJ what she thinks Davina will ask him about ..to practice his interview

Jj says well Rachel to start...  maybe a bit about you.. .then I missed the rest . .oh he said I don't think they can fit all the things in...

[so about  his temper then perhaps to make it general ]

am off for the evening Aimee. .

na night all

Ta ra Olly   Great LUTing... and i love the funny asides too

Brilliant LUT Olly ... many thanks as always

JJ talking about Keeley saying who comes in and says you need your hair cutting (referring to Ben) he's surprised she didn't tell Josie she needed her roots doing
Racheal and Corin talking about clothes and make up
Keever and Ben talking to Andrew, he's been in the DR for the first time, he say's he's very surprised how all the HMs get on with each other, Keever say's new HMs coming in has made them realise how close they all are
Andrew say's they've all been very nice to him, he's surprised how peaceful the house is, Keever just ummm's to this, Andrew laughs

Not much happening in the house atm

the oldies are still discussing the newbies...

Keely got up early to clean the kitchen much to Ife's annoyance..

they are still talking about the first impressions the newbies had on them.. 

Caoimhe and Josie were talking about Keely body I think..

she is fit . .but Caoimhe mentions that her head barely appears over the kitchen counter...

Josie has given up on getting her man I think

Steve seems vitalised this morning

maybe having two hotties draped over him last night has something to do with that

Ben seems animated this morning too.. .he is smiling a lot  ... as is JJ 

seems that the newbies ahve had an overall positive affect on most of the HM's moods apart from Caoimhe who continues to keep the bitching up and have a sour puss most of the time and Ife getting pee'd off cos her 'contril freak cleaning to get thru the day' has been usurped by a newbie 

tis nice to see the house all perked up tho.. .makes a change form recent days 

ooooooooh ello aimee we popped in at the same time

Hope your daughter got on well last night

Rachel wants to give Ben a ghetto plait cos his hair is getting a tad too long for the comb up now and is too thick to cut with non professional hairdressing scissors.. . .

[dunno what that is  ]

Racheal and Corin talking about having make up tattoo'd on
Racheal asking Ben if he is going to just let his hair grow and grown, she asks if she can platt his hair for just the day, Ben doesn't seem to like the idea much
Ben thinks he would probably leave rather than have his hair shaved off in the BB house
Racheal is surprised that they all get on, Ben say's they have been there a month so they've been through all the rows
Racheal tells them there has been a heatwave alert on the news
Racheal tells Ify she has an amazing body
Mario and Andrew talking about Uni, Mario had a great time at Uni and wouldn't change his time there for anything

Morning Olly  they don't seem to like Keeley do they

JJ being offered to do a video message to his mate Harry for his engagement party from the TOT

josie asking JJ if his met his match (in Keeley i think)
Josie in the BR so the tree has stopped talking, JJ wandering back and forth
The tree says JJ has low intellegence, he calls him thick boy, Josie comes back in again, JJ sits brushing his teeth waiting for her to go,

Josie leaves and the tree starts agruing with JJ calling him a flaming gallah (sp)  JJ says the task isn't easy, the tree says life isn't easy, JJ, don't get me started, tree don't you get me started
I think he's got to go up to each HM and do something, he has an extra hour

no. .they don;t. .she kinda went in there all guns blazing. .not a good idea from a woman who is supposed to have a business head .. .which should involve planning and strategy etc..

I missed JJ getting his mission off the TOT 

he's talking about pet kangaroos so I presume that is part of it..

JJ sitting on Marios knee (think this must be his task)
Talk of Australia between Dave,Mario and JJ
Dave goes off to sort his washing
Mario sitting with his arm draped round JJ
JJ back in the BR but Daves washing his clothes
Dave asks JJ if he thinks the dynamics of the house will change now, he thinks the new Hms are lovely, he likes Andrew and Racheal but he  things Keeley will cause problems
JJ talking to Dave about Australia


Theres a fete going on behind my house and they have been playing Lady GaGa for the past hour

JJ talking to Dave about Ayes (sp) rock, he's climbed it but fell down it (must be part of his task) Dave loves travelling


(music at fete has now moved onto bliddy Cheryl Cole  it's going to be a long day , wonder if it's too early to start on the wine)

JJ talking to Ben about Australia, Ben feels a connection to Australia, he likes their humour and their Films
Ben's always wanted to go to Australia, he wants to go to canbbera, JJ asks him whats there, Ben lists what he wants to see there
Racheal in the garden chatting with Josie and Keever
JJ still talking with Ben, national anthems are being discussed now, Ben says New zealand have been loyal to Britain, JJ asks if Australia has
Keever telling Racheal how she feels comftable in the house now, she can pick her nose, fart and burp when she wants

JJ says Australia is called the fattiest nation all they do is eat Mcdonalds, he says the women are all loud mouthed, Dave says JJ will have to stay here if he keeps on dissing his nation, JJ says Britain sent everyone they didn't want here over to Australia


JJ talking about kathy Freeman the runner, the boys are trying to mangle their clothes while JJ keeps on about Australia


JJ talks to TOT, he says the task is too hard, the TOT isn't responding, he tells the tree to hurry up he calls it useless, the tree say's don't tell me to hurry up, JJ asks how many lies he has told, the tree say's he should be counting
JJ tells the tree it stinks, the tree says the HMs stink, JJ has got 30 mins left, JJ say's stop calling me skippy i hate it, the tree likes his story about Ayres rock
JJ asks Ben what he's going to do when he gets to Australia, Steve say's he will go with him

thanks aimee and olls.x

just read this on ds, hahahhaa.


 09:49   Ife comes in to the kitchen and thanks Keeley for doing the dishes. She says: "It's alright, I didn't do it to be nice, I came in and wanted something to eat and I couldn't eat in that mess!"

I think she's going to ruffle some feathers Jackson

ello Jackson

my red mist has lifted this morning. .nothing sends me off into a manic rant, with no rhyme nor reason to it, than a negative [in my eyes] mention of anything remotely connected to the Poles.. tis the only area I cannot restrain meself . .I so needed to rant last night and thankfully the forum was there... tho I do get a tad OTT with it..

ife is not liking Keely doing her morning kitchen cleaning routine for her...

I think JJ's task is to talk nonsense about Australia for an hour non stop..

poor Ben is having to listen to a lot of codswhallop about Australia..

forgot to leave a very large bottle of wine for Aimee to drown out the annoyance of the music

ife has cooked the lunch for the house

she has done a buffet style fry up

she was trying to fry eggs in a griddle pan!  needless to say she made a bit of a mess if things 

nowt much else gone on really

Jj passed his task

and the oldies are still being paranoid about the newbies and covering the same ground as last night

Rachel quizzed Dave about religion

the oldies then quizzed Dave about his quizzing 

Rachel talking in the garden with JJ and Andrew mainly about boyfriends
Rachel is talking to Mario about where he's been on holiday and where his favourite place is, he says Toyko, she asked how he could afford to go there, he say's it was a present from an ex partner
Rachel talking about passenagers being violent on planes and the training you are given
Mario asks her what her worse flight has been

Josie says theres alot of noise coming from the Narnia BR
New HMs being given fire dril
Hms go to look where all the fire doors are
Steve shouting out commands to go to look at the fire doors

Andrew asks what Daves job is, he says he's a christian minister but not in the main stream way
Ify shows Corin her tans lines, Corin says she can't believe it
Dave says he once spent 3 months intoxicated on god, he was an alcoholic and drug addict once
Most of the Hms are outside sun bathing
Mario has got watery eyes and Ify wants to know whats up, he says don't ask you'll send me off again, she says he can speak to her when he's feeling down, he say's BB told him to do that
Mario is upset because Nathan had gone, Ify say's he was fun

Mario knows he shouldn't be upset, Nathan has only just gone, he doesn't want to bring the house down and spoil the new Hms first day
Ify and Mario share a bowl of ice cream
Mario has been crying in the DR, BB asked him if he would like someone to join him in the DR he said no, he thinks BB were worried about him (camera time me thinks)
Ify thinks he may be in the narnia house  if he is, she hopes he picks Corin Mario and Ify to join him
Mario worries what his friends will think of him crying, he didn't cry when he split with his ex
Ify says another smoker has gone, Mario thinks it will be a non smoking house soon

Rachel asking JJ about coming over here to do BB, he came and did the audtions and then flew home all in 2 days, he was total shattered
JJ says he came to England last year for about 8 weeks, his trip was planned all around the MJ concert
Talk about facebook, they've all closed thiers down, Corin is going to get set one up when she gets out, Andrew says the press still will be able to get to their photos, Andrew says he couldn't have his mum on his facebook
Rachel telling Corin all about facebook, she thinks she will be addicted to it

Josie and JJ have been arging again, she called him crab eyes in front of the new Hms and he ain't happy
JJ is threating to leave
Andrew asks why JJ is upset, Josie say's it's just normal for them
Josie is finding it very amusing
Dave talking about sunshine, saying she hard a strange voice come out of her when she sang Lady GaGa