Corin keeps shouting oh my god oh my god, i'm scared
The robot says their attempts are pathetic
The robot wins and starts laughing, they have lost this weeks shopping task
The robot says tatty bye must dash, the HMS burst out laughing
HMS wave goodbye to the robot he blows kisses back and say's asta la vista baby (sp)
i'll be back
Talk about what they can't get on the shopping list
Steve says he knew from the start they wasn't going to win

Shocking News!

Ben is doing the dinnertime washing up! Sort of...  

[It is a bit like one of those men in expensive shirt shops who is supposed to be serving customers but is languidly folding shirts first]

He's still doing the washing up.

Says to Josie they're running out of washing up liquid because he's used a lot tonight because the dishes were so dirty.

gotta keep john james in, i know he is a hothead but i prefer him over snore fest Nathan, least john gets involved more and him and josie are a funny double act!

What a great description Xochi!

Thanks for LUTing everyone.

Ify and Corin have made toast for Nathan in the shape of "Seahorse" (I think that`s his forum user name) with a cream cheese kiss on the side.
He`s chuffed to bits.
Ife got into trouble for sticking the knife in the toaster (I presume by BB)
Nathan says she could have short circuited the place.
Ife says..only if the knife was wet.
She says she doesn`t want Nathan to go tonight.
Neither does Corin.
Nathan`s staying positive.
Ife says everyone who has gone said they would go so yes, stay positive.
BB tells them to go back to the bedroom.
They`ve gone back to bed.
All hm`s are in bed and the lights are out.

Ife up again and in the kitchen ( I didn`t hear BB say they could leave the bedroom )
She`s put a pot of water on the cooker.
Puts on her wig, orange blouse and mic.
She`s tidying at top speed.
SD the housemates are singing.(Ife)

Lights on in the bedroom.
They`re all gradually wakening up.
The alarm goes off.
Someone shouts hush!
Sd`s
Keeva walking about with black hoodie up (face like thunder)
She goes to kitchen. Ife there.
Keeva says something about Ife being an early riser..6.30am.
Ify no not me.
Hey where`s my wig gone? and she walks away to look for it.
Back she comes. Says to Keeva I hope they don`t call my name out..I haven`t done anything wrong. (I`m assuming she means for next eviction but don`t know for sure..her convo`s are so disjointed)

Bedroom:
Mario asks Nathan if he`s going to live by his word and shower naked today?
SD`s.
Heard part of an announcement about the shopping delivery.
Nathan and Dave in the store looking at the shopping
Nathan thinks it`s not too bad.
Mario wants to know why they`ve turned the hot water off.
Alarm goes off again.
Josie lying in bed sucking her thumb.
Ben sitting up in bed.

Nathan, Corin and Dave taking out the shopping (Blooming heck I never noticed what a mess Dave`s hair is! )
Bedroom:
JJ talking to Dave about "out there" Every Friday there are differences. (eviction talk it seems)
Josie saying if JJ doesn`t get evicted and new Hm`s come in she`s going to be jealous if he runs off with another Sheila. (She`s laughing butI think she means it)
Josie will get jealous and she doesn`t want to embarrass herself.
JJ laughing.
Kitchen:
Lots of buzzing about.
Mario told by Corin to step away from the stove

Bedroom:
JJ`s got a boogie up his nose. He can feel it ()
Josie asks where? ()
Keeva arrives.
JJ called to the DR. (thank gawd)

Just caught Keeva telling Dave she said "Make me a coffee bitch" (don`t know who to)
Dave laughs but it`s forced.

Bathroom:
Ben brushing teeth

Kitchen:
SD`s.
Corin`s singing. She`s dancing and pulling a reluctant Dave around.

Dave in the bathroom with Ben.
Blessed to know you Ben.
Ben`s blessed to know him too.
Ben: Let`s talk about politics later.
Dave wants to hear all about it.

Dave in kitchen now (how did he get there so quickly )
He`s talking to Mario about a film that made him cry.
Mario`s making porridge (och aye the noo )
He`s putting strawberry jam in it.
Enter Josie: Oooh porridge. I can`t wait!

BB announce the garden is now out of bounds.

Dave taking the mickey out of Mario and his delicate porridge stirring.The way he tickles it.
BB announce all hm`s must make their way back to the house. (must be the smokers)
Dave, Nathan and Josie having porridge.
Ife singing about porridge.

Thanks Scotty

I`ll take a wee break to have a coffee. Be back soon.

Dave off to the DR.
Ife asks him to ask about the hot water.

Kitchen:
Mario behind JJ`s chair, massaging him while he`s eating his porridge.
Camera goes behind them. Mario`s got his leg up on the back of the chair. It looks ahem the way he`s moving.

I think Ben is doing the dishes
Keeva passes and he ask her if she slept well.
She did but she went to bed late.
She leaves.
Ben saying to Nathan he can`t understand the new relationship between Keeva, Josie and JJ. He would never have imagined it.
Can`t make out what Nathan`s saying but heard " Aren`t we being bitchy today?"
Ben says it`s not bitchy it`s just an observation.
Bens says Nathan doesn`t have to cook 3 meals a day.
Nathan likes doing it. He`s a grafter.
He wants to make sure they have good food..he has good food
Food`s very important to him.
Ben eats frozen peas when they`re frozen.
He sucks on them.
Nathan says like a savoury ice pop?
Ben: Yes.

Ben talking to Nathan about the new friendship between JJ, Josie and Keever
Nathan says well look at us, who would have thought we'd get on, Ben thinks they have alot in common
Nathan says it's veg soup for lunch, Ben suggests that Nathan doesn't have to cook 3 meals a day for them, Nathan says you don't have to eat it, Ben say's he was just thinking of Nathan, Nathan calls himself a really foody, he see's it as a job and he enjoys doing it
JJ starting on Ben already, he's asked him to look for something and Ben said he didn't know where they were, JJ said you said No
More searching of the bedroom for whatever JJ is looking for

 

Aimee

JJ shouting who would steal 3 £ coins?
Ben saying he didn`t do it.
JJ says well who would? You can`t use them in here.
(so why is he shouting about who stole them? )

Josie back in bed sucking her thumb. (is it only me who thinks she`s lazy? )
Keeva doesn`t want JJ to go.
 
I`ve missed a lot hope you caught it Aimee.

Thanks for the LUting everyone. I watched about an hour last night where Keeva was opening her yap about the TOT and how Shabby was on a task that day she was being nice to Ben!

Ife enters and asks (in baby voice) JJ to go and see the others (don`t know who).
They want him to come out to see them.
JJ asks what they want.
Ife doesn`t know.
JJ says well go and ask then come back and tell me.
Ife asks him again. She adds..they want you to come out more than Josie.

Cheers Scotty and Aimee

got a question that's been driving me mad all night. .

was anybody watching the feed last night around 9pm I think,  in the garden Steve was reading out some lateral thinking questions...   there was one about a woman who gave birth to two daughters on the same day, hour month and year but the daughters weren't twins..  how can that be?  was the questions.

I know the answer is probably really obvious but I missed it on the feed and I cannot think what it is at all..

anybody got a clue before me head implodes? 

Didn`t hear what Ife said but JJ saying to Ben that she`s deluded.
Ben says well we all know that but what about this time?
JJ says anyone who thinks there isn`t a real eviction tonight is deluded.
(she must have offered another one of her profound theories)

Morning Olly
Wish I could help but I missed the answer too..it`s driving me daft!

JJ saying Ify is deluded if she thinks tonight eviction isn't real
Mario telling Corin he doesn't think she will ever be up for eviction the normal way unless someone changed her picture in the safe and replace task, he thinks if she was up she would be saved, Corin doesn't agree
Hatch for new batteries and Daves bible, Ben wants a reading from Dave
Steve being very shouty this morning
Josie still laying in bed sucking her thumb
Corin asking mario why he wanted to do BB, he has many reasons, he wanted to be in a house with strangers, he wanted the experince, beacuse his life was in pieces and cause he won't have the chance again as it's the last one

damn. . I'd start a thread but I think it would be probably sink ..

Sorry Olly, i had and early night last night so i missed it, it's going to be one of those trick questions isn't it, probably to do with egg donors

hahaha Caoimhe was just mocking Catholic Confession

Ben said he quite likes going to confession he finds it relaxing

has a funny mental image of Ben in the Confessional chatting to the priest..

(is not really here )

yeah I did wonder that .. but that seems tooo simple if that makes sense ..

my head hurts thinking about it

Mario saying to Corin that his world collapsed at the end of the year.
Corin saying she doesn`t feel she`s been on a journey like other people in the house.
She`s taking each day as it comes.
Mario thinks the house is like a cocoon (protecting you from outside)
(sorry didn`t catch whole convo. Edit: you caught it Aimee.  )
SD
Mario saying it`s not that he wanted to get back with him or anything (his ex it seems)
Enter Ife.
Did you ever feel that something was missing? Something didn`t sit right?
Mario says yeah. (one of these yeahs where you say it to end the conversation)

They were triplets.....She also had a boy!.......

Problem solved Olly! lal came to the rescue.
Thanks lal

doh!!!

thanks Lal for saving my sanity 

JJ`s dated 3 boxers.
Keeva and Josie talk about types of men they like.
Ben`s there
Keeva goes into whispering mode " Don`t you think it`s funny that she.."
SD`s.

Mario and Corin in bathroom.
They`re talking about music.
Mario likes a song by the Smashing Pumkins.
Corin doesn`t know it..asks Mario to sing it.
If it`s a rock song she won`t know it.
She`s never heard of the Smash Pumpkins

Back to bedroom.
Religion talk going on between Keeva and Ben.

Bathroom;
Corin can`t imagine going back home and sitting watching corrie on the tele.
They talk about people who walk. They understand it now but wouldn`t do it.
They`ve both always wanted to be on BB.
Corin say it`s a gift. The best gift she`s ever had. Even better than the one she got at Christmas.
She loves being in the house.
Mario does too (although he`s not looking as convincing as Corin)
Corin has to go because if she doesn`t do her eyebrows then...and she goes on to explain a bit of makeup procedure.
Mario says it sounds very complicated and laughs.

Dave asking Ben what Keeva was saying.
Ben says she was talking about catholicism.
Dave thinks she`s got issues. She`s a bit of Germaine Greer type.
(Dave has a bit of a worried look in his face. Don`t think he wants to be challenged again by Keeva today -opinion)

Corin and Ben in the bathroom.
Ben saying to Corin he gets on with all sorts of people. You should know that?
Corin says well you wouldn`t marry me wudja!  I`d want to go to McDonald`s and you wouldn`t.
Ben talks about compromise.
He asks her what his bad points are.
You`re sneaky! Very sneaky!
Say if I had a bit of fake tan left and I was leaving and needed it. You would see it and help yourself.
Ben agrees with a nervous laugh
He asks about his good points.
Corin: Errrrmmm.(she`s thinking)
He says I`m kind.
Corin: Errrmmm well....I suppose you are.....
Ben says he talks to people that he doesn`t have a lot in common with...
Corin: Yeah well you do go around.....
Ben : You don`t have a very high opinion of me do you Corin?
Corin says you can be funny but....

I`ve missed a lot of this convo( hence the ....) and paraphrased in parts, I was listening while feeding the dog. Hope someone else caught it. It was a topper.
It`s got to make the HL show.

Got to go for a bit

thanks for your hard work Scotty

think you got the gist of the Ben Corin convo there. .it was very funny. . and taken light heartedly...

Not sure Ben was expecting upfront and honest answers and Corins errrrrrrrm pauses cracked me up when she was trying to be diplomatic...

Love the way he thought his good point was going around chatting to people but only certain subjects with certain people ie Corrie for Corin [I find that patronising tbh sorry Ben fans ]

Corin said he wouldn't chat politics with her would he ..

Ben Well no ..quite..

Corin yeah I'd tell ya to jeff off..

Not sure Ben heard what he wanted to hear but at least he wasn't being hounded 

Joise has confessed to JJ that she lied about saying she could cook..

She just wanted the attention she said.

dunoo what the odd are for tonight's eviction but she could be up the creek without a paddle tomorrow and I think she panicking now

[oops I forgot, am not here really. .having a day off as tis hot and sticky and I am feeling euuurrrrrrrrggh  ]

I forgot Ben had a convo with Ife in the kitchen.. before the Corin chat

[doing his morning convo rounds ]

She was talking with Nathan  about various food her mother cooks and that her BF's mother cooks West Indian food which she really  loves. . [me too ]
 
Ben asked if the first time she tasted it she had an affinity with the food.. 

Ife says eh?  I just liked it same as I liked a Chinese the first time I ate it

Nathan tells Ben it's no different to the first time you have any new dish.. why would it be he asks?   [ie tis not in the genes tis what you are used to]

Is Ben for real????

Make me one, you bitch!

Great LUTting again, everybloody!

*waves to blizzie *

there's not a lot going on

they are in the garden apart from Mario and Ife who are washing in the bathroom

Ife had a mini hissy fit cos Caoimhe didn't empty her bath nor wash it out first

In the garden they are telling Josie about the Forums

Caoimhe went on TIBB [this is big brother]

Jj knows the most about them ..he's done a lot of research.. [checks member lsit for Aussie members ]

Josie has never been on a forum and asks if they are horrible about people on there

JJ tells her about the Rex haters

Josie says yeah I remember him a bit now he was the one that bullied Rachel wasn't he?

[*ducks as things come flying in from Rex fans* she said that not me!  ]

they are talking about how obsessive they can get and remember everything. .

now they are talking abotu googling yourself

Josie is so pleased nothing came up when she tried it..  it may do now tho

Josie tells John to shurrup now cos she is freaking at the bad stuff

She says she only did it cos her mates said she be a good HM and she thinks she is ok and never gave it a lot of thought about any negative stuff it could produce

She went on holiday and never gave it a second thought. .her mate texted her to say she wouldn't probably get in cos there was  about 100 potentials (yeah right as if the majority of them were getting in ]

Josie reckons her mate will be eating her words now..

damn I keep forgetting I am not here

not a lot going on

bit of pass the bogey in the bedroom between Josie and JJ

the girls' [Caoimhe and Josie]  ears  pricked up a little when JJ told em how much his European holiday cost last yr in total, including flights hotels and MJ tickets  twas about £16k

They ask him if he has money. .he says no..  well maybe a little bit

[wonder if there was a payout for his fathers fatal accident at work. .am just guessing here. . ]

still not much to tell.

they were locked in the house most of the afternoon while BB set up for tonight I think

Bb has finally let them into the garden so they are soaking up what ray's are left before the shade covers the garden...

Ben has managed to get a few of his fav type of convo's in with Dave and made an appt for later to discuss another subject. . 

they have all been wondering who will come in later and how many..

None of them have guessed correctly..

it's fairly relaxed in there....  for now... 

*flops back and fans self. .tis tooooooooo bliddy hot *

saw this on ds and it made me laugh..



 Nathan starts to play with Ben like a typewriter, straddling him, tapping his chest as if he was typing and slapping him in the face to mimic sliding the top bar back across for a new sentence.

oh dear


Jj obviously thinks he is going as he's kicked off at Corin

there are a lot of SD's so impossible to hear what it was about..

but she just said at least I only had to come here on the train you flew halfway around the world and have been angry the whole time

am not sure what is being said but Mario told JJ to give her a big hug and say he is sorry..

Corin has left the Bedroom now

in the background I can hear Ife say that's unbelievable..

Mario said he never saw that coming he thought they were joking at the beginning..

JJ says he didn;t go to her she came to him..

was out in the garden so missed watching the feed when ti began I  just heard tweety birds thru me bluetooth thingy.. ..

calm again


for now