Thanks Miss S and thanks Spidermonkey 

23:25

 - Shabby, Govan, Nathan, Corin all in the same bed.
 - Talking about catching glimpses of other people's weiners.

You're not missing much Fluffy, it's slow moving tonight.

23:30

 - Josie applying moisturiser to her legs (still in the living room).

 - JJ complaining that she's wiping her hand on the sofa to remove excess moisturiser.
 - Govan balanced on the top edge of the sofa.
 - JJ having a sneaky glimpse at himself in the mirrors.
 - So many sound dips..........

Night Night-Shift... good luck


Z.

23:40

 - They've switched the lights out in the bedroom.
 - Various people chatting in the beds.
 - Dave is wearing a wooly hat in bed..........
 - Dave, Sunshine and Corin in 1 bed.
 - Ben in the next bed on his own but chatting with the other three.
 - I think it's going to be an early night all round.
 - Ben appears to be applying something to his face, some kind of eye makeup?
 - Rachael's join the others in the living room.

23:45

 - The smoking posse are assembling.
 - Rachael, Govan, Josie in the smoking area.
 - It sounds like someone was streaking earlier this evening - maybe Mario?
 - Stephen daring Mario to go in the Diary Room naked.
 - Mario saying not tonight, after already streaking.

23:50


 - Shabby joins the other smokers.
 - Govan tells Rachael she looks like Beyonce..........
 - Corin joins the smokers.
 - "Last fag of the night".
 - Shabby's hat is ridiculous.
 - Smokers are talking about rationing cigarettes in the future.
 - Shabby says she's "sick of brushing her teeth".

23:55

 - Rachael gives Shabby her coat to wear.
 - Caoimhe is in the living room with Mario talking about their favourite music.
 - Caoimhe looks tired, or bored.
 - Smokers speculating that channel 4 make a lot of money from Big Brother.

23:59

 - Smokers return from the garden.
 - BB moaning about HMs not wearing microphones properly.
 - Most of the smokers taking in the living room for now.

Live coverage begins on E4.  I'm signing off LUT.  It's pretty non-eventful this evening so far.

MONDAY 14TH JUNE

Thanks very much spider
**ooo the seat is warm***

JJ goes to DRoom
Seating area - Josie, Steve, Shabby with a silly hat, Govan (as usual on top of the back of the seats), Corin.
JJ returns - with his razor. Goes to bathroom and shaves.
Lights are off in the bedroom.
Mario has got up and joins them.
Discussiong bowels, toilets, poos...
Group disperses - Govan, Shabby, Corin to smoking area.

At least its not wet.

Govan, Corin and Shabby are at the Carousel. Govan and Shabby are smoking. All are talking 19 to the dozan. (I feel that they are all so intent on getting their say in that no-one is actually listening to each other as they are all taking at the same time.)

Dave, JJ and Mario are preparing for bed. Dave asks if anyone's doing washing tomorrow. BB calls Govan to the DR,
Shabby and Caoimhe are at the carousel.

Part of the conversation is about 'boob size'

The smokers move indoors for a drink.
Corin liberal with the F word.
Govan, JJ, Shabby, Corin go to bedroom followed by Steve.
Govan called to DRoom.
Bedroom - JJ asks "Who's in the hammock; is it Ife?"

I may have missed something but it seems JJ's preparation for bed is to take off jewellery and a belt. He gets into bed wearing the same knee-length jeans he has worn all day.
He joins Mario in their shared bed.
Shabby has returned to smokers area, this time with Caoimhe.
Shabby speaking very, very quietly (for once.)
Discussion about breasts.
Caoimhe tells Shabby that Mario confided in here about his feelings for Ben.

Hi Fluffy 

Shabby and Caoimhe are now in the bathroom doing the regulation 10 minute toothbrushing.

Hi brisket.

Govan's out of the diary room and joins Shabby and Caoimhe on the couch. He has a drink in his hand.

Now the three of them are off to the smiking area, but only Govan's smoking.

The conversation this time is about someone (she) sh**stirring.

Caoimhe and Shabby in bathroom.
Move to seating area.
Govan returns from DRoom.
Says he doesn't care about Sunshine and Dave.
He is trying to summarize what was said in the DRoom, but - as so often happens with people who gossip and play the field - he seems to tripping over himself. It is very convoluted.


Bedroom JJ and Mario awake, talking to Josie.


Govan, Shabby and Caoimhe return to smoking area.
It's a condemn Sunshine session again.
Govan says she 'didn't want to listen to reason' - implying that he is the voice of reason.
Accuses Sunshine of stirring it between him and "his people".
Every "housemate conflict" Govan has seen has involved her. He doesn't want to be around her at all.
One senses these 'words of wisdom' are coming from someone who hopes to sound like an expert in humanity and who hopes to be believed, but who is desperate to ingratiate and seek support.

Nathan's now joined the group at the carousel. SD. Adverts.

Govan gabbling rapidly has he does when furtively gossiping about others.


Nathan has joined the smokers.
While they complain about snoring Nathan (wisely and wonderfully) points out that a greater disturbance often comes from people talking across the room.
A pointed and fair remark methinks (opinion)

My bed calls. I'll have to leave you to it Brisket. Night.

Kitchen
As last night Shabby and Govan in a huddle.

They are now targetting a certain "He" - don't know who yet.
"How did he get close to her and why?"
Govan thinks Ben and Mario feel free to roam between groups. because they get on with everybody.  It seems they were talking about Dave getting along with Sunshine. They seemed disturbed that someone might like their sworn enemy.


Seating area.  Caoimhe and now Ife has arrived to say she feels bitterly cold.


Govan gets camper the more he enjoys the intrigue.
Saying "I'm not going to lie" so much is questionable in itself (opinion)
They don't learn lessons do they?
In spite of Shabby's warning from BB they seem to be doing a repeat performance again tonight.
"Don't assist in the targetting of somebody else" says Govan while further discussing with Shabby the targetting of somebody else.

Goodnight Fluffy and sleep well.  

Govan says Sunshine "is very good at drawing people in to confrontation".
Govan :"I walked off. I'll never let that situation happen to me again."
"Never"
"Dave - I don't dislike him but I don't trust him at all."
"Dave would have to acknowledge the fact that what he did was wrong...."
I can't keep pace with Govan gabbling.
It is almost a reapeat of the same pair chatting last night.
It is more or less checking that we agree to like and dislike the same people.
Rather like compiling a hit list.
It seems the punishment for last night has been quite insufficient to prevent this sort of chat.


The unsurprising thing is that everyone else is at fault, but Govan and Shabby are not.

Now joined by Ife at the smoking area.
Sunshine remains the main topic of conversation.
Govan continues to be the expert.
Ife was "like"  "I just thought..." "like"    "she was like"  
I'm not clear about what Ife is struggling to say.
But it is evident it fits in with the theme os disliking Sunshine.

Now Caoimhe joins the group.
I can't record all the things they are saying - but they are all their own reasons why they do not like Sunshine.

Shabby has a theory that if Sunshine is deliberately and consciously playing the "victim card" then "maybe we are not being horrible enough for her liking."

Josie now joins them.
Josie adjusts her gussett in a fairly inelegant way.
Reassuring each other that are right to dislike Sunshine.
They agree they have all tried, so it is not their fault.

Govan trying to convince the others that he does not attack people in a certain fashion "That is not the way I roll". He doesn't do that he claims.
But he and Shabby have been attacking Sunshine (verbally) for the past hour.
"I am not a bully" says Govan.
They, yawningly, re-enter the house.

Kitchen
Ife called to DRoom
Caoimhe sits on top of the dining table, as does Josie. Govan site on the worktop.
No-one sits in a chair.
Shabby slapping people, Govan spitting water, Josie belches. Caoimhe swears.
Lots of giggling but it's not clear why. (I suppose you have to be there.)

Shabby says she loves that they have brought back a 24 hour live feed.
(I wonder if that is why she attempts to stay on camera round the clock - opinion)
Shabby also says she also hopes that Ife is not in trouble in the DRoom, and she asks the others if Ife said anything when they talked about nominations.
So Shabby says they talked about nominations.

No alcohol around, yet they  seem to be behaving like 14 year olds.
Bedroom. All quiet, and much more enjoyable.

I don't believe it.
After teeth brushing and bathroom business they have now returned to the seating area.
I cannot see why they are laughing convulsively.

The same.
Much giggling.
Somebody says "goodnight" for the umpteenth time.
Giggling.  (Sorry I can't tell you why.)


Shabby tells BB (through her personal mike) that she would like to talk to BB without being shouted at.
Shabby 'performing'.
I'll continue if anything interesting happens...

Govan now saying "blah, blah, blah, blah, blah"
Then repeating it.
Govan says "I told Big Brother I need time in the mornings."
(It is now 2.18)

Deja Vu
Here we are again.
Bathroom.
Josie, Govan Shabby, Ife.
Giggling.


Josie (while repeating "I need to grow up") is painting tampons with red stuff.
She wants to place them near JJ (who she probed intimately yesterday.)
BB said they wantewd to go out on a high.