Josie, John James and Ife. Apparently JJ has up-dated them on his version of events.
Ife still sounding off about "her"  (Sunshine.)
Ife has made it quite clear tonight where her sympathies are.
They attempt to drag Mario into it by wondering if he has expressed an opinion.
But they are not able to say that Mario has taken sides in the matter.

It would appear they regard him as fair-minded.

They go to the bedroom.
Josie and JJ do their, now regular communication across beds.

During the last hour there was a clattering door (twice), but nothing else other than snoring.
So that's it.


I probably won't be in the LUT before the weekend.


Good morning.

Big thank you to all the LUTters!

Morning peeps


JJ is on the sofas with Dave trying to explain what happened with Sunshine last night as Dave didn't see it, JJ is saying he didn't harm her on purpose, he only dragged her across the floor a little bit, if BB thought he was trying to harm her they would have thrown him out, but she ran straight to the DR and he doesn't know what she said about him in there


Apparantly Sunshine threw water all over his bed, she went to do it again and JJ told her if she did it again he would throw her in the pool, she threw water all over him instead so he he picked her up and threw her in the pool, he says she was laughing before and after, but when everyone crowded around her she milked it for all it was worth


Mario dreamed last night that him and Josie where training to be GPs, josie is worried because she has started talking in her sleep

Ben is talking about Sunshine in the BR to Shabby and Ify about Sunshine wanting the public to know about all the charity work she does, Ify saying you see it's all about the public with her (looks like it's sunshines day for a battering*

JJ still talking to Dave about Sunshine, he says if she did say STOP STOP STOP, then he would have, BB said to him to think about how it would look to the public

thanks Hoochie and Brisket..


The Incident

sunshine threw a pillow at JJ last night, he threw one back, she went to throw water over him he said if you do I'll throw you in the pool, she carried on, Jj threw her in the pool. . having taken her from the bedroom first, at one point in the rough and tumble her dress rode up a bit showing her knickers..  and she got a carpet burn ..that is what set her off.. she ran to the DR cos she was worried her bits were on show and it would harm her reputation. .. up to that point she was ok with the rough and tumble that she admits she started..

BB called JJ in and told him off..  unfairly I think, and so does sunshine as she has said so this morning.  and all is ok on that front..

Ife spent the whole night flitting form drama to drama acting exactly the same way as Govan did..  nose in every pot..  running and telling each group what was going on. .

{for Brisket:  Mario said the other day he'd gone off Ben a bit in the fancying way.. .and had withdrawn a bit from the flirting stuff. .I think he's told Ife this and she has taken it as her job to interfere in this matter as well in case Mario breaks his resolve to draw back after a few beers.. ..there is nothing between them other than Ife wanting to be in every pot that is going on in there,  stirring away..   ) 

Shabby was upset Sunshine had the Drama of the night so got up and started her own with Caoimhe  ..    she failed to make her drama the most important of the night..

Morning Aimee

BB announces theres new batteries in the hatch, Ben shouts let Sunshine do it (looks like he's siding with Ify today)


Ify is annoyed cause JJ and Dave are sitting near the hatch but haven't bothered to get the new batteries, Steve has had to get them instead


Dave asks JJ if BB told Sunshine they was going to show the inciddent on the show and JJ says yes


Josie is finding JJ draining, she likes him but his head is a mess, he's too concerned about who he can trust

Josie telling JJ it was just a play fight that got out of hand, JJ says he's said sorry but she makes everything sound ten times worse than what it is

Dave in bed with Sunshine, she wonders if her dad has wrote any letters to their local paper about BB, she asks Dave if what happened last night will effect Fridays vote, Dave doesn't think it will

BB has given Sunshine dressings for her cut


JJ is asking josie if Shabby is ignoring him, josie says it's blowing it all up into something it's not, he says BB made him feel like a villian, he starts on about Sunshine again, he says she always starts things and then whinges when it gets out of hand, Josie thinks it all started cause Sunshine has a massive crush on JJ and she got jealous cause he was in the BR with Josie, JJ says how was he supposed to know Sunshine fancied him


*JJ is winding himself again* BB told him to think of would the public would think, JJ says he's fed up of thinking about the public, he wants to be himself not try and be what the public want him to be, he would be a fake then, he thinks moving to the UK has gone down the drain now, Josie tells him to lighten up

Thanks so much for that

sounds like an eventful night and one in which Shabby is not the focus of things for once!

Ben has been caught out talking to the tree, he calls it ghastly  he said it picked the wrong person, he doesn't want to do what it is asking him
He says everything is too politicly correct these days, your not even allowed to tell jokes about ironside  even Anne Robinson got told off for putting Wales in room 101


Steve goes into the DR to inform them they've worked out that Ben has got a scret mission, BB tells him to go and have his lunch (when will they learn not to say they've worked out someones mission)

Corin and Steve talking about bens TOT task, Ben has told Steve he's missed 2 appointments with the tree  Steve says yesterday all the toothpaste went missing and this morning it turned up in Sunshines drawer  Steve says we won't get a treat now we've sussed him out


Ify and Corin are trying to work out what ben had to do, Ify calls BB evil


The shutters have been down most of the morning, Ify is hoping theres an assualt course being built

Hms are told off for looking through the mirrors, Shabby shouts shut the bloody curtains them, we are bored

Dave trying to get Shabby to tell him about her TOT task, she says no
HMS are laughing at Ben cause he's been told off for not making his appointments with the tree, he says he was either too tired or he was sitting in the sun  he says they were asking him to do things he knew he never would have got away with, Corin is in stitches, she says so you just didn't bother to go to your appointments them

Olly  
Thanks for clarification about Ife's self-appointed role as a Mario chaperone.
She seems to be taking it very seriously. 

Mario says Ben made it so obviously, by leaning on the drawers and talking none stop  (sorry for all the gremlins)
All the HMS are talking about the TOT on the sofas
Josie says it's only going to get worse in there, they starve them and then give them food, it's all up and down, Sunshine wonders if they will take their beds next
Shopping task being read to the group, it's called laugh along with the world, to celebrate joke week
Shabby, Sunshine and Keever are an Irish, Scottish and English man
Josie is a dumb blonde
Ben is the stand up comedian
Corin is a nun
2 chickens are Dave and JJ
Mario is the mother in law
Ify is a waiter
nathan is a scouser

Hi Brisket, didn't they make a plan last week to keep tabs on him to see if he was still a mole

Indeed they did Aimee.   But I didn't actually connect that with Ife's current behaviour, which is blatant rather than subtle.
It is more like she is keeping shackles on him rather than tabs.
But thanks for the reminder. It helps to put it all in context for me.
And thanks for your excellent LUTing too. 

Mario asking Ben if he can actually tell jokes
Dave making Corin look uncomftable, by saying she can't half put food away, she says i haven't eating all day and it's just a jacket potato (Dave has just had spag bol, IMO his always first there when theres food going)

JJ still going on about Sunshine, JJ thinks she made him look stupid, Josie thinks she wants to make friends with her but JJ's not interested, She made last night all about her, she loved it and got everyones attention, even though she was saying she was going to leave she was laughing when she said, JJ thinks she was wrong to laugh cause he could have been evicted. Sunshine has told Josie she didn't mean for JJ to get into trouble


JJ thinks Sunshine shouldn't have gone into the DR, it made matters worse, they've signed a million contracts before going in, saying they let BB show anything they do on TV, JJ thinks Sunshine has got double standards as she tried to pull his towel off when he got out the shower the other day


Ben explaining to Sunshine and Dave what his mission was, he had to take all Sunshines glitter and lipstick and he just couldn't do it, everytime ben stands up Dave is on to him

Thanks, i'm not very good at it though, but i know i like to know whats going on when i haven't got LF

Thankyou hoochie, brisket,Olly and Aimee. Great job.
Olly, good to see you today. I hope you`re feeling better. The weather`s cooled now so NO excuses..get back here the noo!

Behave yourself. You`re great Aimee.

Sunshine wearing green lipstick and matching eyeshadow
Steve Josie and JJ cleaning the kitchen, the rest are lounging about, BB calls mario to the DR in a very stern voice
Josie telling Steve a bad joke in the kitchen
Bens telling Corin that another part of his task was to take Shabbys hats, he thought she was too close to the edge as it was

Thanks scotty

thanks Aimee for your hard work today

tis great and you get the stuff down too so don't be knocking yourself :smackbottomsmiley:

and tis a shame we don't have as many people as we did on  C4 to give peeps a break or LUT alongside so the LUT is always covered one way or another.. .  but alas the numbers are much lower here so tis impossible to do. .  gone are the days of putting a call out for help in the LUT and peopel coming running... .but at least we have some which is better than none   .. .. 

thanks Scotty ..am feeling a bit less hot today but have had a Doc appt which means I had to do the 'going out' thing which has taken all my strength from me for the day..

am PMSL @ Caoimhe in a fat leprechaun outfit complete with ginger beard and Ben with an 'I am a Joke' sandwich board.. 

I see Ben managed to do his TOT task and get the Stand Up job

Thanks Olly


All Hms are now in costume waiting for the shutters to go up, apparantly there are real chickens in the garden and everytime one crosses the road, dave has to tell a joke


Josie has got a long blonde wig and big plastic boobs, Corin is gutted she had to pay 4 grand for hers
mario is dressed as a woman, he's asking Steve about his mother in law, so he can think of some jokes

steve is dressed as a doctor, Ben has a sign round his neck saying *i am a joke* part of the task is to break a world record
Dave and JJ enter the chicken coop in the garden, they've got to try and stop the chickens crossing the road, Corin and Ben don't like chickens

Thanks Aimee

Your welcome


nathan's been up a while, cleaning the kitchen and having a run round the garden


All HMS are awake, Shabby and Ben chatting in the BR, Shabby on about being evicted tonight, she's going to pretend the crowd isn't booing, she's got alot on the outside so she's not bothered about going, now talking about things that could have been written in the press about her


Corin wiping off yesterdays make up and getting ready to apply todays  she's hoping they win the £500 shopping budget


Mario reminds Ben he has to do the washing up today, Ben thinks the sign round his neck may get in the way and he may need Marios help


Dave complaing that BB have took the chickens away


Sunshine showing Shabby her war injuries from the battle she had with JJ, she's told BB she needs savlon and some bandages


Shabby's being quite pleasant to everyone this morning

Shabbys looking forward to see what she looks like on TV
Ben still wearing his *i'm a joke* sign
Shabby wishes she could have had someone too fancy in the house and have had Keever as just a friend

Sunshine wearing a pink fascinator with matching pink lipstick
JJ telling Josie off for telling someone they had one ear higher than the other one, Josie telling him he is the only one in there that is so touchy about the way he looks, he said he was teased about his looks all the way through high school


Shabby asking keever if she stays does she think she will be able to do another week, Shabby saying at least she has heard things over the wall, Keever hasn't so she doesn't know what the public thing


Shabby saying she will be mortified if she has been portrayed as a rascist or homophobic or anything like that, she moves on to Govan saying he probably left because he was a gossip going from one group to another


Keever tells Corin she is nervous about tonight but excited, Corins painting her nails for her

Josie is going to put make up on JJ for eviction night and he's going to wear Josies bristol t shirt that BB gave her
JJ says he's finding it hard in the BB house as he finds it hard to trust people, he's got 2 or 3 really close friends that understand him
Sunshine asks Ben when he is doing his part of the task, he says it's not even been written yet  (the poor bloke doesn't know whats coming)
Josie tells JJ he would make a good gay man, he says he'd be proud to be gay, Josie thought when she first met him that he was gay and thats why he was so angry all the time cause he was struggling to come out


Josie thought she was gay when she was about 14, shabby thinks she would make a lovely gay
Shabby starts shouting over the wall to people passing by
HMS have been called to the sofas, they think it may be Bens turn to do his task

The chickens passed their part of the task, as did Sunshine, Shabby and Keever, the rest failed, if Ben passes his they will win, if he fails their on basic budget, BB calls Ben to the DR
Shabby is wondering if the blonde girl in her photo will turn up tonight
Sunshine has got a big plaster on her knee  (anyone would think JJ tried to chop her leg off)
Ben returns from the DR, ben tells them he's got to go outside and do a 90 sec routine to the crowd during the eviction, he thinks the boo's will be so loud they won't know if he's funny or not
Shabby doesn't like this as he will be able to see everyones banners  she says she REALLY doesn't like it, JJ thinks it will be a fake crowd
Shabbys got a right scowl on her face now  JJ and Shabby seem to be the only 2 that aren't happy about this

Ben thinks the crowd are all 16 yr olds and won't think he's funny
Nathan thinks the crowd will be shouting abuse at him for the 90 secs
Shabby still scowling in the background
Bens worried that when he sees the world outside he might want to stay out  Shabby still ranting on, she thinks it's unfair that Ben will know which way the wind is blowing and she doesn't want him to know
she doesn't believe that they will let someone outside, he will get to hear what they are shouting, she thinks it will influence his nominations, she says she isn't pleased


Josie says she isn't bothered, Shabby says well your not up for eviction, I AM
She thinks this is a terrible idea and she'll be looking at his face for clues about where she stands

The other HMS are trying to help Ben with his jokes
Corins impressed that Bens suit for tonights show is from Marks
JJ thinks the perfect person has been picked for this task
Shabby telling Ben now she's not happy, talk goes back to Govan, she could hear the chants of *get Govan out* before he went and it was hideous, she doesn't like the fact Ben will know if she's going before she does  she keeps bringing up the fact he was saved last week


Ben was told he had to choose the role of the stand up, Shabby says it's good we didn't say no to you then (she's not taking this well)
Ben doesn't like his suit, he says it's very cheap material
Shabby thinks theres a reason why they want Ben to see the crowd
Nathan thinks JJ is a very negative person
Dave wants 2 legs of lamb on the shopping list, nathan doesn't like lamb so thats not going to happen

Many lutting thanks! 


*** leaves emptyish Pimms jug, with soaked cucumber and strawberries left in it *** 

Shabbys got a bad feeling about all of this
She has no idea why they are doing this but it is fishy, she thinks they might send him to a different house
Ben says they said outside to the crowd, he wonders if he might be going to a working mans club
Shabby says the main rule of BB is not to have any contact with the outside world
Ben asks Mario why he thinks they are doing this, Mario thinks it will be a fake crowd
Shabby thinks everyone is thought of has a hate figure except for Steve, they've all done bad things in there
Ben wonders if he will be bundled abroad  he says he hasn't got his passport with him
Shabby thinks BB want Ben to hear things, just like when the ball was thrown into the garden

*drinks Blizzes dregs*  she's all heart that woman

I was thinking of your health, and lutting abilities!

 i believe you, i'm going for a cig break and a sip of pimms

Aimee you are a star

HMs in the bathroom getting ready for tonight

Ben asks Shabby if she has to wear a bra tonight or is it just because she wants to

Shabby replies she has to as she has bigger breasts than people realise

Bens says he can imagine her in a victorian corset

Shabby says that's the kind of figure she has

Josie and corin saying Ben should wear his black shirt - he'll look sexy

general chat

Josie and Dave bent over a table playing a game with black and white tiny counters (looks like something they've made up)