blimey some of them are in the Jaccuzi!!  John Sunshine and Corin I think. .

first proper Jacuzzi time this year.. 

none of them are nekkid tho,  the Bass will be pleased..

In the bathroom Shabby and Govan and Mario and Caoimhe  are talking about plans and long and short plans and hiding behind people to play the game or standing out as targets..  and there is nothing wrong with having a plan apparently..   unless it's not you with the plan 

I should say tis only Shabby and Govan actually talking..

Govan mentions the 100k figure..

They both say there are a lot of game plans this year.

Govan  agrees and bitches about Mario

says he said he doesn't want to go home  cos there's no one waiting for him

Shabby said when did  he say that. .?

Govan says he said it when he was standing there, as he nods in the direction of the sinks..

my LF freezing yet again so am missing bits here and there..

bitching is about a girl now

probably Sunshine.. 

ah yes it is, Govan says he thinks she is Socially awkward

shabby say yes she thinks out loud whereas most of us think first then speak . .(that bit is true   )

Govan is revving up the speed of his sentences now  and my head hurts so am tuning   off for a bit

should add that Shabby is in the bath yet again.. but she does just lay there ... never seen any soap or wash cloths

Govan is talking about how all the horrid things that happened to Rachael really really got to him as he is very empathetic with his friends and seeing her leave was one of the   the worst thing that has happened to him

even tho he's had two people die on him recently

someone has shouted something negative over the wall about Shabby..

Nathan told her..

 tho to be fair everybody not outside was asking and prodding those that were..  til they had no choice but to say as BB had started playing crowd noise too so was obvious something was up....

shabby is now doubting that the public like her 

Shabby asked Dave as well if he heard it. .

Dave said .. just the same as Nathan heard..  but was trying to tell her to ignore it..

Nathan is now sounding off at Dave for telling Shabby

Shabby off to the DR.

cue footage for tomorrow's show

Over on DS someone is saying that what was shouted is"  Shabby is a C...!" Don't know if that's true because they sound dipped.

could be Katty. . wan't good anway

Dave just said last week they had shouted we love you Shabby and this week completely opposite..

Shabby says  that the two positive comments she has had were from women

the one negative is from a man..  and she is the female equivalent of a misogynist whatever that is so it just reaffirms her opinion of men I suppose... . .

[:tis not a feminist for anybody wanting to throw that in ]

anyway BB told her not to worry about it tis just one persons opinion..

I`ll post a couple of things I caught...


Corin talking to Mario about her holiday in Egypt. Mario asked her if she went to the Pyramids. Corin: Oh no, I never went to see anything. I just lay at the pool all day and went for a drink at night. (Mario`s face is a picture ) I went on a camel though. It was scary. The camel nearly threw me off. It reared up and I was shouting get me off! get me off! I was worried about me boobs. Mario laughing. He says, if you ever go back you should go to see the valley of the kings. Corin replies with an unconvincing.. yeah. 
(Corin creases me up )


Shabby and Keeva in the bathroom. Enter Mario. He says if he goes on Friday he`s got a secret he`s going to tell them about. Their faces >>>   What is it? What is it? Mario`s smiling. He can`t tell them at the moment but he will if he leaves. Lots of OMG OMG from Shabby The speculation starts. Are you the secret person we heard about? Mario smiling cheekily. Are you? Are you? Mario still smiling but saying nothing. Shabby`s very animated. She says if you don`t leave were you going to tell us anyway and when?  Mario says maybe week 6 but he doesn`t know for sure. Shabby asks if BB are going to instruct him when to reveal it. He smiles. They keep asking him if he`s the secret person but he gives nothing more away. They`re both freaking out.

(I don`t know if he`s winding them up or not )

 Scotty! What a brilliant little gem to LUT! Thank you so much and everyone else who's been LUTing too!  

Wait till this get out in the forum!  

I often thought Mario's mole performance was a little too easily carried out. I've often wondered if it's a BB double-bluff and that he is, in fact, a BB mole. Ooo, and especially since I was so doubtful about the accent thing which I felt had a definite Irish twang! I wonder if he is the Irish bloke folk have been talking about! 

Thanks very much Scotty.

You`re welcome brisket and Xochi.
I was going to post it on the forum Xochi but I didn`t see the aftermath and everything seems to be quite normal atm, so I don`t know if it was a wind up or not.  
It`ll certainly stir things up if it`s true.

WEDNESDAY 23RD JUNE

Mario has now told Ife and Govan about his secret. They`re guessing that his parents are famous. He`s not going to confirm or deny any of their guesses. Ife ask if his Dad is John Cusack (she said earlier she thought he looked like him) Mario`s laughing..he doesn`t know who he is. Ife guessing his Mum is Mui Mui Prada. She`s getting excited..she thinks she`s right. Her connection being Mario`s a clothes designer and something else he`s said to Ify earlier in the week about Prada sunglasses (something like that) Govan`s thinking the same. We`re right aren`t we Mario? He says nothing but he lifts his t.shirt over his face. They`re convincing themselves they`re right! Ife says she`s always knew something wasn`t quite right about Mario () She`s always been confused about him living on soup and beans but flying first class @£5000.00 a trip. Why wouldn`t you just take the money if you`re so skint? She doesn`t believe he lives on soup and beans. Mario says it`s true. (he seemed genuine) She then deduces that he lives like that because he wants to make it on his own as a designer and not depend on his rich designer Mother. Mario says nothing. (I think Sunshine`s there but not sure) Enter Nathan who asks..have you got famous parents? Marios stays schtum...he`s smiling though. Ife`s convinced herself that his Mum is Mrs.Prada.
Off she goes to spread the news..she`s excited. She repeats it all to Shabby who doubts it. She`d just heard him say that his parents aren`t designers but when they find out his secret they`ll be gobsmacked  Ife still thinks she`s right. 
Shabby says we`ll just have to wait and see, won`t we? Shabby leaves. Ife`s got a Miss Marples has solved the case look on her face.

(I wonder what this is all about? )

KItchen. Ife, dressed is if for Antarctica. Steve.  JJ lays on top of the dining table. Dave.

Josie.
Bedroom. Lights out. Sunshine checks the drawers in the closet. She seems to be looking for something. She strikes a few poses. She goes to sofas where Mario and Caoimhe are.
Now Goavn and Shabby are on sofas too.
Suddenly Sjabby and Caoimhe dash into bedroom and take something from under a bed, then rush to bathroom. Now Govan does the same and takes whatever-it-is to the bathroom.
Now Mario dashes to closet in bedroom.
Mario says he doesn't want Sunshine to go to bed yet.
(I may be wrong but ) it appears they are playing a prank on Sunshine and hiding some of her possessions.
Shabby declares this the most boring night so far.
Sunshine gets in bed and whispers to Corin who sports a huge pile of hair on top of her head.
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Great stuff Scotty     You make it sound intriguing.
Didn't I read somewhere (I can't remember where) about Mario's desire to design a particular something or other? Or did I imagine it?

Thanks brisket  I`m not sure but I know he has a clothes collection.

Bedroom. Lights out. Sunshine and Corin in bed quietly.
Sofas.  Shabby, Caoimhe, Josie, Govan. Mario walking around.
Ben leaves the DRoom. Mario asks Ben not go go to bed yet. Ben says he is knackered.
(I wonder why Mario is trying to postpone everyone's bedtime?)


Kitchen. JJ, Dave, Steve.
(I wonder if JJ's knee-length torn and cut jeans are expensive?)
JJ thinks Mario is safe and would be against most people in the house. For just his personality in general. He is genuine says JJ.
Dave wears a knitted woolly hat, JJ wears a hood.
The leave the kitchen, Steve saying his legs are sore today.


Bedroom. Dave goes to speak to Ben (who may or may not have been asleep.)
JJ props door open to get some light (in spite of previous warnings.)
Sunshine tells Steve who has just entered bedroom, that many of her things have been taken and hidden while she was in the kitchen.
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It appears that Sunshine has been retaliating and has tampered with JJs things.
Sofas. JJ, Josie, (throing a sock-ball to each other),Govan, Caoimhe. Mario. Ife.
I'm still not clear what is happening, but it seems they have been doing pranks and hiding each others clothes and possessions. Govan, Caoimhe, Mario leave together.
Josie says they need to chat in here (sofas) if we want to chat. "Who said that" asks JJ "The priest" replies Josie.
(Last night the bedroom heard much disturbance from those who didn't wish to sleep, which annoyed Dave and Nathan.)

Ife and Josie tell JJ that they thought he was responsible for the return of Rachael's suitcase.

BB announces there is a new lighter at the hatch.  The ball throwing continues.

Nathan passes through, having left the bedroom very disgruntled.
They agree that they would not like to be there when "Nathan snaps".
(I have never seen Nathan calmly discuss a complaint or disagreement with anyone; he seems to prefer a strong outburst just thrown out to the world in general.
ad break

Smokers. Govan, Caoimhe, Nathan, Shabby, Ife.
Nathan yawns. Shabby asks Govan what they are going to get up to tonight.
Meanwhile ball-throwing continues indoors. They change to a smaller ball.

Josie says she could do this all night. (My heart sinks.)
Josie sucks her thumb between throws and says "I love male company."
In the background one can see the smokers have dispersed.

Nathan has joined them and is eating toast.
Shabby says "We need to think of something to do Govan."
No desire to go to bed yet then.
Kitchen. Ife, Caoimhe, Mario

Nathan, Govan, Caoimhe and  Shabby add sound effects of "oooo" and "aaaa" to the ball throwing. This is intended to suggest the sounds of an orgy.
They like this and it goes on and on ......

I do so admire your perseverance doing the nightshift LUT brisket - thank you for your efforts I always enjoy reading in the morning.  Good night

Meanwhile there is snoring in the bedroom.
Nathan joins Shabby at the smoking area.
Shabby tells Nathan he needs honey and hot water. She feels his neck glands.
He says he will see BB tomorrow.
I spotted Mario on the sofas chatting to Caoimhe (I think.)

(Unusual for Mario to be up at this time of day with these people.- opinion)
Govan joins them. Now Caoimhe.
After several attempts to think of something to do, they are now wilting and suggesting they go to bed.
They contemplate having an "early" night tonight and spend tomorrow thinking of something mischievous to do for a late night tomorrow night.
In spite of previous cautions Govan speaks to BB through his personal mike very close and very loud. Seconds later he is called to the DRoom as Caoimhe and Shabby go to bathroom for their usual pre-bed session.

Ball throwing has ceased and Josie goes to smoke.

She spits on the floor between her legs.
Now to bathroom, where Govan joins them and issues a report on his quick conversation with BB. (which was sound-dipped)

Many thanks ~hoochie~      and good night to you too. 

Bedroom. Lights out.
JJ and Mario whispering. (I'm afraid I can't hear it.)

(Thought: do you think that one of the criteria to get through the audition process is to be able to brush your teeth for 20 minutes?)

Josie, Shabby, Govan discuss Nathan feeling unwell and even suggest they don't mind turning their hand to cooking. However they are aware that Nathan might be perturbed by that - and there is a passing thought as to how became head chef in the first place.

JJ and Mario still whispering. Dave goes to toilet, and whispers with them as he passes.
Caoimhe has just been in the bedroom and made loud noises (as she did last night)
Now Govan and Josie are in the bedroom closet and making little effort to speak quietly.
JJ gets out of bed. He clatters the bedroom door a couple of times.
Josie is called to DRoom.
(It would seem to be Caoimhe, Josie, Govan and JJ who regularly make little attempt to lower the volume in the bedroom when others are sleeping.)
Josie quickly returns and settles in bed with Govan.
JJ and Mario still chatting in a whisper.

Maybe true brisket... part of C4's public broadcasting terms?  

Well done, as ever, I'm low on typing energy atm.

JJ and Mario still having a whispered conversation.
Josie and Govan intermittently disturb each other for a whisper and/or a giggle.
JJ suddenly dashes out of bedroom to living area.
He stands in the middle and looks all around, as if suspicious of an intruder.
He then tiptoes (barefoot) into bathroom and returns to sofas.
Then back to bedroom.
Gets into bed. Then gets out again and goes to Govan and Josie.
He lifts their bed cover and snatches a pillow (his pillow) which they have apparently hidden there (presumably while he was out of the room.)

There follows a short pillow fight between JJ and Govan.
(Caoimhe sleeps quite upright; Shabby sleeps quite flat.)
JJ and Mario are still whispering. (This is quite a lengthy chat.)
And eventually........sleep.
Goodnight and good morning.

Xochie.     As always nice to see you. Thanks for your support.
My energy level is wilting too.

Uneventful night by the looks...thank for the updates!

Ace LUT.. thanks all


Z.

Morning all

Nice to have some quietsih nights.. thanks to Brisket & Scotty for the updates..

I think the Big Secret is a wind up... heard Shabby talking about it earlier after Govan, I think it  was, said he'd heard a rumour that there was going to be a big reveal at the 6 week point with one of the HM's having a huge Secret... Shabby says  she is sure they told her about this in one of the phone calls she had with the production team..

Steve and Mario were saying well if the rumour was true  how can they be sure the HM with the big secret would still be in at week 6..

Seems Mario took this talk and used it as a jokey wind up . .


then again it may be a task or summat or maybe something was sound dipped that would have made more sense of it all.. 

this Morning BB is being Backward..

the HM's have got up to a kitchen table covered with messy plates with the remains of a  curry on them and left over beer etc. .

all BB's announcements are back to front..

Shabby reckons at dinner time they'll have breakfast stuff

Meanwhile they have to wash up the mess BB left..

Have to say they normally leave the kitchen in a pretty cleanish state compared to past BB HM's

can only do bits and bobs today.. so hopefully a few others will be around

Big Brother does and back to front announcement

HM's to collect their Curry and drink form the Storeroom

They have curry beer and wine and it is to be consumed straight away..

they are all sitting down to their Curry and Beer meal..

I feel sick

Bb hasn't announced that there is a task  which as tis a backwards task I presume they will announce that at the end..

so they all agree they need to eat a little bit just to make sure they don't fail

I can't make out if the curry is cold tho.. but ewwwwwwww not at this time of day. .yucky....  then again I can;t eat proper brekkie til lunch time so no wonder it's making me heave.. 

Josie says OMG i cannot tell you how much I wanted this ..Curry and Beer I think she means

but for breakfast? 

Morning
Corin and Ify in the garden. Ify saying something about BB not letting them know the time. She knows why. They want them to think it`s 10pm when it`s really 10am   Corin says yeah .
Mario and Shabby making coffee. Shabby saying that BB normally bring a new hm in after week 2. The wait until a second hm is evicted. She goes on to tell Mario a bit about previous BB`s and her ideas for the show. Mario says she should be a producer. Shabby would love to be..she would take Josie on board because she`s got some cracking ideas. 

Dave`s voice in the background saying wouldn`t it be strange if Mario left on Friday?
Ben in bathroom rubbing some sort of stick thing around his eyes.
Something odd going on. BB announce the storeroom is now open for tonight`s curry. The voice said it backwards  They all run to the storeroom..lots of screaming and shouting. They`ve got red and white wine, lager, curry with all the trimmings. ( I think their day is being reversed so this is night time. I see what Ify meant now.) They`re all sitting down to eat. The wine gets opened. Lager tins on the table. Josie`s says OMG I can`t tell you how much I wanted this!  
Corin in the bathroom footering about with her hair. Dave`s there. He`s in his wheelchair. (He did say yesterday that his legs were sore.) Corin thinks it`s going to be a busy day today. Dave says yeh and leaves.
Back to the munchers at the table and SD`s.

just realised they should be going to bed soon so they'll be up all night..

Good luck overnighters

and tis good for me cos can't be around much today.

tis back to front day that's why

and ello you

Hello Olly

I just realised that when they got the curry.

There was a lot of hiding each others stuff last night and Sunshine can`t find her sunglasses. She`s asking Mario but he doesn`t know where they  are. He helps her look for them.
Ben arrives in the kitchen He`s saying to Dave that he`s trying his best to connect with the people he doesn`t really spend time with but they barely speak to him.
Josie arrives. Ben pours her more wine. He`s got a glass too.
Ben saying when you`ve no idea what time it is it makes you feel anxious. Someone (I think it was Steve) says a bored sounding yeah. Ben softens it with a jolly..There you go..that`s the way the cookie crumbles.  

Scotty

I meant to say that Sunshine and MArio moved all the drawers around yesterday  evening which got up a few people's noses. .

Somehow it all became Sunshine's idea to do it and she was punked for it when they hid all her stuff as payback

Mario got away with it somehow. .dunno why tho.. 

Shouts in the background from Shabby. She wants more wine.
The smokers are at the carousel. Shabby saying this is amazing..being catered for.
Mario in the shower. Dave there (not in the shower ) Dave doesn`t want to go on Friday, nether does Mario. Dave now goes into some God talk. Mario questioning him. Dave explains all about God, Jesus..how he loves us all. He says Mario`s so intelligent. He knows what it`s all about.
Dave arrives. What a carry on eh? I nearly put me legs on backwards
Dave brushing his teeth and talking about his hair. He`s had it short since he was 11. He was fed up of all the old ladies saying "oooh look at his curly hair" (said in a high pitched old lady voice ) Mario used to have long hair. Dave: Oooh a long haired mole.
Dave talks to the camera and say BB you`d better be good to us.
Bedroom : Looks like Nathan he`s conked out.
Announcement: This is Big brother could Nathan come to the DR?

Talk in the garden. Shabby, Ben Dave, JJ, Josie (don`t know who else)
Shabby saying she wanted to be in BB1 with Craig and Anna. She goes on to talk about a Scottish hm (didn`t catch the name) She`s posh Scottish so she sounds Canadian
Shabby searched for her home on the internet. () It`s in Aberdeen and it`s got a big garden.

Thanks Olly  I saw some of that but didn`t know Mario was involved. I did see Sunshine getting the flak though and wondered. I didn`t think she would do it on her own.