Is marcus on the roof

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It's fairly gross but always an interesting tale.

You'll never be stuck for convo at Her Majesty's Garden Parties

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Originally posted by BARMY BRUMMIE:

if u appreciate a good voice PCE - dowload a bit of Barb FANTASTIC VOICE!!!

Barbra Streisand has an exquisite voice.

Unlike Whitney Houston who has a voice like a foghorn.

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Originally posted by fracas:

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This is disgusting but I'm going to tell you anyway. I have a friend who puts those strawberry laces down her throat and then pulls them back out so they're all covered in...inner slime...and then she gives them to my other friend and he eats them.

I've had worse

OK, my first boyfriend sold his brothere a scab for 5p and his brother ate it.

My taste in men has only plummeted since then

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Originally posted by JacksonB:
sophie moaning about getting stretch marks on her fat , whilst she's industriously scoffing sweets.

Boredom does that to you

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Originally posted by fracas:

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This is disgusting but I'm going to tell you anyway. I have a friend who puts those strawberry laces down her throat and then pulls them back out so they're all covered in...inner slime...and then she gives them to my other friend and he eats them.

I've had worse

OK, my first boyfriend sold his brothere a scab for 5p and his brother ate it.

My taste in men has only plummeted since then

My daughter was drooling over my uber scab (to those familiar with the story.. the shaving one) for days.

Kept asking me "are you gonna eat it mum.. you have to mum, mmmmmm"



I didn't! (just in case you were wondering)

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Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:
Hold up why do BB housemates have agents before the get into the house? why bother holding auditions?

because she's a glamour model?

bea was going round others asking them to listen her jaw is clicking

Did david just say to Siavash after the adverts get them down Siavash? How does Dave know when advert are coming on if it's live????

Sophie has this effect on me= .

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Originally posted by jennywren:

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Originally posted by BARMY BRUMMIE:

if u appreciate a good voice PCE - dowload a bit of Barb FANTASTIC VOICE!!!

Barbra Streisand has an exquisite voice.

Unlike Whitney Houston who has a voice like a foghorn.

Thanks BB will do that...

Whitney had the purest, most amazing voice

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My daughter was drooling over my uber scab (to those familiar with the story.. the shaving one) for days.

Kept asking me "are you gonna eat it mum.. you have to mum, mmmmmm"



I didn't! (just in case you were wondering)

I'll gi' thee a quid

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Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
Did david just say to Siavash after the adverts get them down Siavash? How does Dave know when advert are coming on if it's live????

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Originally posted by fracas:

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My daughter was drooling over my uber scab (to those familiar with the story.. the shaving one) for days.

Kept asking me "are you gonna eat it mum.. you have to mum, mmmmmm"



I didn't! (just in case you were wondering)

I'll gi' thee a quid

I can see I have missed an ebay opportunity here!

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by fracas:

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This is disgusting but I'm going to tell you anyway. I have a friend who puts those strawberry laces down her throat and then pulls them back out so they're all covered in...inner slime...and then she gives them to my other friend and he eats them.

I've had worse

OK, my first boyfriend sold his brothere a scab for 5p and his brother ate it.

My taste in men has only plummeted since then

My daughter was drooling over my uber scab (to those familiar with the story.. the shaving one) for days.

Kept asking me "are you gonna eat it mum.. you have to mum, mmmmmm"



I didn't! (just in case you were wondering)

Was this recently?

One of my cousins picked his scabs off of his knee and put them all in his beer and drank it once.

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Originally posted by cup:
bea was going round others asking them to listen her jaw is clicking

ah that was the whispering, i knew it couldn't be anything unpleasant..

forgot lf on ch4 now

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Originally posted by JacksonB:

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Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:
Hold up why do BB housemates have agents before the get into the house? why bother holding auditions?

because she's a glamour model?

So she is a minor zeleb then? wow I pity the fools who bother to audition because BB just scouts housemates from local agencies

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Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:

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Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
Did david just say to Siavash after the adverts get them down Siavash? How does Dave know when advert are coming on if it's live????

I swear I hears him say that, can anyone clarify?

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Originally posted by JacksonB:

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Originally posted by cup:
bea was going round others asking them to listen her jaw is clicking

ah that was the whispering, i knew it couldn't be anything unpleasant..

off course not

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Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:

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Originally posted by JacksonB:

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Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:
Hold up why do BB housemates have agents before the get into the house? why bother holding auditions?

because she's a glamour model?

So she is a minor zeleb then? wow I pity the fools who bother to audition because BB just scouts housemates from local agencies

i don't know if they do or not, she could have auditioned inthe normal way. i suppose.

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Was this recently?

One of my cousins picked his scabs off of his knee and put them all in his beer and drank it once.

I have a pal who rinses the crisps out of his false teeth in his beer :vom:

One Xmas, we were downto the last Quality Street (caramel penny IIRC), so we all passed it round and had a chew. My dear brother then crunched a polo in and did lots of phlegm in it and force fed me it.

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Originally posted by fracas:

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Was this recently?

One of my cousins picked his scabs off of his knee and put them all in his beer and drank it once.

I have a pal who rinses the crisps out of his felse teeth in his beer :vom:

One Xmas, we were downto the last Quality Street (caramel penny IIRC), so we all passed it round and had a chew. My dear brother then crunched a polo in and did lots of phlegm in it and force fed me it.

jeesus,

oh theres marcus must have been having m time on his own

marcus out of lurking and evident

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jeesus,

I know, he must have been in a good mood that day

Marcus has been spotted in the bathroom .

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oh theres marcus must have been having m time on his own

bloody hell sophie is right, she does look pregnant

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Originally posted by fracas:

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Was this recently?

One of my cousins picked his scabs off of his knee and put them all in his beer and drank it once.

I have a pal who rinses the crisps out of his false teeth in his beer :vom:

One Xmas, we were downto the last Quality Street (caramel penny IIRC), so we all passed it round and had a chew. My dear brother then crunched a polo in and did lots of phlegm in it and force fed me it.

You've no idea how much I'm laughing right now!

This mate of mine who eats the strawberry laces eats anything he finds on the floor. He ate a ran over pizza that had been in the road for an entire day once, it was all squished into the pavement and he just scraped it up and ate it...I've eaten a cream egg I found in the park but it was wrapped still so I think that's acceptable.

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Originally posted by mary_bee:



Was this recently?

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Less than a fortnight ago!

Goodnight All

marcus eating his toenails was mild then lol

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by mary_bee:



Was this recently?

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Less than a fortnight ago!

Oh wow.

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Originally posted by Marguerita:
Goodnight All

Night Marge

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Originally posted by Marguerita:
Goodnight All

goodnight marguerita

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Goodnight All

Sleep well Marge

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Originally posted by JacksonB:
i like drumsticks.

Oooooo filling pullers. Refresher chews, fruit salads and black jacks. Any of them require a trip to the dentist, but just love them

has she got siavash's trousers on?

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You've no idea how much I'm laughing right now!

This mate of mine who eats the strawberry laces eats anything he finds on the floor. He ate a ran over pizza that had been in the road for an entire day once, it was all squished into the pavement and he just scraped it up and ate it...I've eaten a cream egg I found in the park but it was wrapped still so I think that's acceptable.

I bet his immune system's second to none the dirty minger.

People lick Creme Eggs and leave them in parks, didn't you know that?