and you can imagine if the twonk gets evicted

"i wanted to leave i was missing my wife"

prize tosser

I do so love Dave's humility

Hes an arse, but in a round about way has brought us all to religion because i for one will be feeling the glory and praising the lord when the idiot gets the boot

I am spreading this link about so people can see the real Dave in all his glory

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdXIscIou74

Good to know he's good at something

He was the same last night on LF he said that they asked in the diary room who would get evicted..The evil Monk couldn't contain his giggles before he blurted out "Ben"....Tosser!

and if he says "dude *funnybreaththinghedoes*" one more time i will stick my holy toe up his jacksie

Is he indeed! My dialling finger is itching again, must go phone 09011 323 004.

*puts in yet another vote!*

Quietly?

I can't believe that!

Nothing wrong with a bit of confidence, in the glory. It's a game.

ohh sweet jesus, 'there is a revival by him' i want to punch him, no really i do *tells self violence is never the answer* No i do i want to punch him.

What a load of complete billy bullshine that conman comes out with.
He "parties" with his chums in a hotel then moans that the walls are paper-thin and the hotel people are not happy,
He doesn't give a toss for anyone else - just like in the House

yes when i try to take over the world my first step would be to take my ecstatics ( )   to the china china eat all you can buffet

I wonder what the other HMs will think when they discover what a con artist Dave really is.
I think they will be surprised to hear about the wheelchair deception.

I think they will feel a bit sick. Theres a lorraglory in feeling sick at dave

He was spouting rubbish about how he doesn't like religions, earlier, and using a passage from one of St Paul's letters to justify why people don't need rules and regulations to be in the gloooory.

Except St Paul also says that women should not speak in church and should cover themselves, and that homosexuality is wrong. Funny that! 

He just fancies himself as something special and as no body will ever think anything special about dave he has to seek out some religious nutters to have half a hope of achieving anything above being an insignificant pleb in their eyes.

Bliz he truly is a despicable rotten man, and he makes a mockery of people who have genuine faith of any denomination.

Grrrrrrrrrr *adds that to the list as another reason to get rid of the smug git"

Dave is about as religious as a stick of rock!!!!  *edits cos I don;t want to get down to his level!*

I was watching LF last night until about 3am.....Dave was in the living room until about 2 i think, when he said right I'm going to go and wake up Benny and then made loads of noise in the bedroom(Steve was also up for disrupting the calm in the bedroom last night with John James joining in as well)

When Jo(I think it was Jo) suggested they settle down, Dave protested that it might be his last night, but then followed it up with 'it's highly unlikely though' and laughed.

I REALLY hope the smug smirk is wiped off his face tonight.....please let it be Dave that leaves!!

if he does go tonight it will be the second time in bb history i do an actual air punch.

I can`t find the words so grrrrrrrr will have to do!

They take enjoyment from tormenting him,does it be shown on the HL's?,NO!....Do any of their fans condemn it?,No!

Lee thats what makes me so ANGRY.......

Gang mentality FF, and yes it is infuriating to watch,well for most right thinking folk.

think we should quietly, confidently stick a few more votes Dave's way

Done  Barmy Goodness the bloke will be so insufferable if he stays/........

I can't wait to see the expression on Dave's face when his name is called.  The idiot raises my blood pressure every time he takes a breath!

I've never seen him be 'quietly' anything.

I'm puzzled (not for the first time), if Dave hates religion because the church hates him, why doesn't he just follow the teachings of Jesus?
I'm pretty sure Jesus didn't tell the disciples to giggle like a fool and fall about like Shadrach Dingle (God rest his soul).

Isnt Ben the bookies favourite to go?


Sorry I cant contain my excitement! I dont like Dave but have been waiting for Ben to go for weeks...he will probably refuse to leave by the front door and demand security gaurds to escort him out of the back entrance...TWERP!

Sorry to disappoint but IF Ben goes tonight he will go with dignity and he will be leaving a load of Twerps still IN the house for your entertainment And incidentally why don't you have a look at the sort of HM you are delighted to have still in the house http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdXIscIou74

How very DARE you!  Ben is fabulous!  Yeah, he's a toff and all that, but he has a wicked sense of humour, an individual, and is totally being himself.

Lovely to see you - glad you're not dead!

I'm getting a bit fed up of Ben's imaginary friends he keeps making up that the other housemates 'remind him of' - he's done it with pretty much everyone.  If he stays in tonight you can bet that Sam will miraculously remind him of another friend outside the house too.

How do you know they are imaginary? Do you know Ben outside of the BB house