******traumatised*****

thai foot massage?

|Rox, im tooo drunk to even start to explain what teh gyps has done to me.....shes evil!!!!!!!!11

i'll just make it up in my own mind then

A manicure... or worse? .... [ has visions of Shane Warne post-Liz Hurley ] 

I shouldnt be allowed near Gaga joyjoy (which was what I was calling this place, in my best baybee voice at 4 this morning)while out of my face.

To cut a long story VERY short, That evil Gypsie set me right up in for your eyes only with a private dance with a super fit girl (totally naked) to embarrass me, but not only did she set that up, she made the mistake of telling the girl it was my birthday, so when she had done a few minutes of wiggling her bits in my face and up and down my leg, she thought it funny to get her 6 mates to join in with the wiggle fest  (obviously sensing my complete and utter embarrassment) when this was finished, I returned to the table where Gyps was wetting herself at my vegetable like state.

I think I have a few mental scars from last night, that may stay with me for the rest of my days.

What a birthday!!!

Class  

All the best to you two 

Lots of good memories though Best of luck mate.