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Originally posted by Mummy Maz:
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I thought he doesn't speak to his mum after she dumped him as a kid ?


no, i heard he still lives with his mam??


He said last night thaat he has no one's life to swear over, so he will swear over his own. I took it that meant he had no living relatives, but have no clue as to teh exact reason he said that.
SJ
Dear Bea,

We are extremely disappointed with your behaviour in the house. I (your father) am NOT A MILLIONAIRE but thanks for getting the taxman on my arse luv.

Mum and I are appalled at how you have behaved and cannot watch anymore. We will only switch back on when you leave the house.

We had a big chat last night and have decided we want a divorce, not from eachother, but from YOU!

Also we have decided to adopt young Freddie, he seems like a decent chap, maybe marriage material, well he would be if you weren't such a stupid slutbox.

We would like to finish by saying we are also disgusted at your admission of having an orgy and being a bit of a feckin slag. We know why you call it free love, quite simply nobody would pay you.

Now feck off back to Brizzle and good luck with the public lynching.

Yours completely without love and kisses.

Mum and Dad.

MWAH X

P.S.

Don't get carried away that was a dirty great big Glasgow kiss.
langster
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Originally posted by langster:
Dear Bea,

We are extremely disappointed with your behaviour in the house. I (your father) am NOT A MILLIONAIRE but thanks for getting the taxman on my arse luv.

Mum and I are appalled at how you have behaved and cannot watch anymore. We will only switch back on when you leave the house.

We had a big chat last night and have decided we want a divorce, not from eachother, but from YOU!

Also we have decided to adopt young Freddie, he seems like a decent chap, maybe marriage material, well he would be if you weren't such a stupid slutbox.

We would like to finish by saying we are also disgusted at your admission of having an orgy and being a bit of a feckin slag. We know why you call it free love, quite simply nobody would pay you.

Now feck off back to Brizzle and good luck with the public lynching.

Yours completely without love and kisses.

Mum and Dad.

MWAH X

P.S.

Don't get carried away that was a dirty great big Glasgow kiss.

that was great
Nod
mandala
quote:
Originally posted by langster:
Dear Bea,

We are extremely disappointed with your behaviour in the house. I (your father) am NOT A MILLIONAIRE but thanks for getting the taxman on my arse luv.

Mum and I are appalled at how you have behaved and cannot watch anymore. We will only switch back on when you leave the house.

We had a big chat last night and have decided we want a divorce, not from eachother, but from YOU!

Also we have decided to adopt young Freddie, he seems like a decent chap, maybe marriage material, well he would be if you weren't such a stupid slutbox.

We would like to finish by saying we are also disgusted at your admission of having an orgy and being a bit of a feckin slag. We know why you call it free love, quite simply nobody would pay you.

Now feck off back to Brizzle and good luck with the public lynching.

Yours completely without love and kisses.

Mum and Dad.

MWAH X

P.S.

Don't get carried away that was a dirty great big Glasgow kiss.


spot on Big Grin
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Dear Charlie
Well what can i say except you have made ya mam and meself very proud to call you son, the way you suck up to the scum is commendable lad, but i must say that your thieving tactics have improved since Kriss left, you are like a stealth plane quiet agile and go undetected, keep up the good work. I might add i like the way that you are working the voting public with mams story its working a treat. Look forward to seeing you with the readies in a couple of weeks time.

ps. carry on being the clown of the house, your HMs are so boring the house needs a lad like you.
M
Dear Marcus

First of all, don't EVER ask me to look after your cat again! What did you say it was, Siamese? Well, I'll have you know that the fecking thing has wrecked my life...

I wake every morning to the sound of something from Hades, and no, it isn't just because I have an unretractable claw pawing at my ball bags! Those things are NOISY!

THEN, the wailing continues when I don't volunteer to share my full English with the boss eyed yowlmonger.

I leave for work, now knowing that when I return, I will be met with yet more domestic damage. Your beloved "Iddy" (was that meant to be an abbreviation of your moniker, btw?) has so far: shredded my sofa, blown the main fuse to my house by pi$$ing on the wall sockets, ripped the seal on my fridge freezer doors, vomited regurgitated carpet fluff in my bed, and is approaching an ASBO due to neighbour complaints about noise pollution.

I have tried to pacify Iddy, but she/he (How am I meant to know which, when the thing has no bollocks showing?) is obviously missing you so much that even your toys and games fail to amuse them.

Mate, on the plus side, I have now cleared your attic to make a place for Iddy so I can sleep at night. However, I had to take all those action figures out. They are selling really well on eBay at 99p Buy-It-Now and the proceeds will help pay for my repairs.

Look forward to seeing you soon, keep those guns of yours going until the end, eh?

Your best mate

Joe from Karate Club
H

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