How I wish 

Haye's down to his lightest ever though.

He's gonna run all night long.

Usain Bolt's looking worried.

Was looking for this fred earlier. I'm listening on the radio (fight about to start) 

I need updates 

Talksport Dame.

Chisora's just made a punch in the first few seconds that had Hay on the ropes and unsteady 

Talksport if you want to listen Damesy 

Cheers Pam and Velvet 

Comm just said he thought Haye won first round 

Glad i looked in here, i thought i was going to have to wait til tomorrow for the result I'll tune in now, thanks

I'm in the dining room - Mr Woo is watching in the front room. Has it started yet? I may go in after BOTS.

It's started, Soozy 

Yeah, three rounds in Sooz 

talksport not bloody loading 

Limited to ten rounds they said on radio this morning 

That's Sky for ya    I think you can get it on telly too 

http://www.talksport.co.uk/radioplayer/live/

Boxing's had The Rumble In the Jungle, The Thrilla In Manila... what is this? Battle Of The Bellends? The Sham In West Ham? #HayeVsChisora

Now I know why he's wearing regular trainers.

Knew he'd do a runner

LOL Cosmic! 

https://twitter.com/ThomasFeaheny

Commentator on Twitter if anyone's interested 

It's a fifty fifty one this one......could go either way 

I got it working 

Chisora down!

Down again!

Half way through and Haye bleeding  

Chisora also knocked to the floor 

Over.  Stopped round 5

WOW! 

Bummer   

Oh well

Chisora is all talk... no bollocks.

Dunno who I wanted to win TBH. Just was all the hype, I wanted to find out what it was all about 

Haye'll be even more unbearable now 

Meh.  2nd Division and always will be.

Klitchko next? 

Already been beaten by Klitch.

Not the other one though, or am I being stoopid? Is he out of the weight 

Vitali Klitschko is the same weight too.

I get 'em muddled up   He's about 40 yrs old though

Ahhh! right! 

TBH Sprouty, I'm no where near up to speed with boxing these days.

Most of them bore the arse off me.

Gone are the golden days.