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David has told Mario that he foresaw that the house would be flooded prior to the freak weather conditions that hit the house last week.

Speaking in the garden, the minster began by telling his friend how his religious "spirit" had helped him on his Big Brother experience.

"What is wrong - sadness and oppression and depression," he began. "God doesn’t want people sad dude, he doesn’t want people sad or depressed. Whenever he touches me I just get overwhelmed with supernatural joy."

David then pondered why God hadn't given him many opportunities to "heal" people in the house - leading Mario to suggest that David's positive attitude had helped housemates instead.

"I messed up in here, I knew there was going to be a flood, I didn’t think we were gonna be flooded," David continued.

"I was going to go to the Diary Room and say, 'I think there's going to be some flash floods', that’s what I felt like. I thought, 'Should I go into the Diary Room and say something?' And then I didn’t."

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Never mind that. I'm still waiting for him to turn into a werewolf. Or disappear into thin air. Actually, just the last one will do.
I'm still waiting for Steve's legs to grow back - Dave did say he could heal them.
If I were Steve I would have batted him one for taking the michael
Blackpudlian
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I'm still waiting for Steve's legs to grow back - Dave did say he could heal them. If I were Steve I would have batted him one for taking the michael

He didn't really tell Steve that did he - that's shocking - and disgusting
Moomin
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David has told Mario that he foresaw that the house would be flooded prior to the freak weather conditions that hit the house last week.



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"God doesn’t want people sad dude, he doesn’t want people sad or depressed. Whenever he touches me I just get overwhelmed with supernatural joy."
I wish God would touch him with a metal knuckleduster right on the noggin.


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"I was going to go to the Diary Room and say, 'I think there's going to be some flash floods', that’s what I felt like. I thought, 'Should I go into the Diary Room and say something?' And then I didn’t."

Meh. Some bloody Nostradamus HE's turned out to be. Plank.
Karma_
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I was going to buy a winning lottery ticket last night cos I had a feeling I knew what the numbers would be....but I forgot


My mum popped round a while ago and before she was even through the door she was going on about 'that wee bastard' in the house
Karma_
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Was Dave checked out by the psychiatrist / psychologist before entering Big Brother? Because I think he is bonkers.

I just think he's a fraud, who doesn't actually believe any of the crap he spouts. Thought so on launch night, haven't changed my mind.
Demantoid
Now the faker is slating Lee Stafford for mentioning who his girlfriend is.
Dave says he should have just mentioned that he has a partner.
Of course Lee doesn't brag about having supernatural powers etc but it has offended Dave.
Now Dave is talking about how Lee must be "minted"
Blackpudlian
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Funny how we haven't seen him wear his robes in weeks, eh?
Gave them to BB but he can't be worried about it as he said that he wouldn't mind changing his job. Perhaps he has got wind that the public have cottoned on to his fakeness
Blackpudlian
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Gave them to BB but he can't be worried about it as he said that he wouldn't mind changing his job. Perhaps he has got wind that the public have cottoned on to his fakeness
He gave one robe (his 'best' one) to BB, but he said he had another with him.
Change of job, eh? Wonder what that'll be - bogus official burglar?
Demantoid
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He gave one robe (his 'best' one) to BB, but he said he had another with him. Change of job, eh? Wonder what that'll be - bogus official burglar?
"Typewriting" old ladies until they give him their pension money
Blackpudlian
He's telling Lee about his journey in the house now and how he's changed their thoughts about him, he came 2nd to last as the most fake Hm  some great people left the house on friday and he stay, i've stayed 5 times, he doesn't think the public hate him
Aimee

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