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David has told Mario that he foresaw that the house would be flooded prior to the freak weather conditions that hit the house last week.

Speaking in the garden, the minster began by telling his friend how his religious "spirit" had helped him on his Big Brother experience.

"What is wrong - sadness and oppression and depression," he began. "God doesn’t want people sad dude, he doesn’t want people sad or depressed. Whenever he touches me I just get overwhelmed with supernatural joy."

David then pondered why God hadn't given him many opportunities to "heal" people in the house - leading Mario to suggest that David's positive attitude had helped housemates instead.

"I messed up in here, I knew there was going to be a flood, I didn’t think we were gonna be flooded," David continued.

"I was going to go to the Diary Room and say, 'I think there's going to be some flash floods', that’s what I felt like. I thought, 'Should I go into the Diary Room and say something?' And then I didn’t."

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DemantoidMember

Never mind that. I'm still waiting for him to turn into a werewolf. Or disappear into thin air. Actually, just the last one will do.

BlackpudlianMember

Why didn't he gather together some wood & nails and get cracking on an Ark then?

BlackpudlianMember

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Never mind that. I'm still waiting for him to turn into a werewolf. Or disappear into thin air. Actually, just the last one will do.

I'm still waiting for Steve's legs to grow back - Dave did say he could heal them.
If I were Steve I would have batted him one for taking the michael

MoominMember

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I'm still waiting for Steve's legs to grow back - Dave did say he could heal them. If I were Steve I would have batted him one for taking the michael

He didn't really tell Steve that did he - that's shocking - and disgusting

Former Member

Out of all the contestants past and present ,this guy must be the most repulsive,cant stand him. He says he is full of Love,full of Hate is more apt.

MoominMember

I actually heard that flood nonsense on LF last night.
That bloke is just unbelievable - his deceitfulness knows no bounds

Former Member

Dave referred to them as stumps!!
A HM came into the bedroom and said someones feet smell ,Dave said Steve's!!(then the stupid laugh)

justafriendMember

the video shown by news of world today says he cured the blind cures a woman with a large tumour on her neck and got the disabled walking. its disturbing,

Karma_Member

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David has told Mario that he foresaw that the house would be flooded prior to the freak weather conditions that hit the house last week.

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"God doesn’t want people sad dude, he doesn’t want people sad or depressed. Whenever he touches me I just get overwhelmed with supernatural joy."

I wish God would touch him with a metal knuckleduster right on the noggin.

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"I was going to go to the Diary Room and say, 'I think there's going to be some flash floods', that’s what I felt like. I thought, 'Should I go into the Diary Room and say something?' And then I didn’t."

Meh. Some bloody Nostradamus HE's turned out to be. Plank.

Former Member

God's gift.

Former Member

I wonder if he can see how unpopular he really is?

CroctacusMember

I was going to buy a winning lottery ticket last night cos I had a feeling I knew what the numbers would be....but I forgot

Karma_Member

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I was going to buy a winning lottery ticket last night cos I had a feeling I knew what the numbers would be....but I forgot

My mum popped round a while ago and before she was even through the door she was going on about 'that wee bastard' in the house

DemantoidMember

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Dave referred to them as stumps!!

I think you'll find it was 'nubs'

Awful, offensive barsteward. If I'd been Steve, I'd have thumped him.

brisketMember Memoriam

Was Dave checked out by the psychiatrist / psychologist before entering Big Brother?
Because I think he is bonkers.

DemantoidMember

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Was Dave checked out by the psychiatrist / psychologist before entering Big Brother? Because I think he is bonkers.

I just think he's a fraud, who doesn't actually believe any of the crap he spouts. Thought so on launch night, haven't changed my mind.

Karma_Member

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Was Dave checked out by the psychiatrist / psychologist before entering Big Brother?

They all are, but feck knows what the criteria is these days.

BlackpudlianMember

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Was Dave checked out by the psychiatrist / psychologist before entering Big Brother?

So was Shabhaz in a previous BB

DanceSetteeMember

Mystic Mug

BlackpudlianMember

Now the faker is slating Lee Stafford for mentioning who his girlfriend is.
Dave says he should have just mentioned that he has a partner.
Of course Lee doesn't brag about having supernatural powers etc but it has offended Dave.
Now Dave is talking about how Lee must be "minted"

BlackpudlianMember

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Now the faker is slating Lee Stafford for mentioning who his girlfriend is

Obviously this was behind Lee's back - not to his face.

Karma_Member

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Now Dave is talking about how Lee must be "minted"

Lee is minted. Dave ain't. Do you think he's jealous much?

BlackpudlianMember

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Lee is minted. Dave ain't. Do you think he's jealous much?

Minted by the sweat of his brow not by collecting money from people he has conned.

CroctacusMember

Did Lee give Dave another haircut.....with a knife and fork?

And who is his girlfriend?

BlackpudlianMember

I'm hoping Lee gives Dave a tonsure to complete his pretend monkery

CroctacusMember

Tonsure?

Or Tonsilectomy?

FairfaxMember

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Thought so on launch night, haven't changed my mind.

Same here

DemantoidMember

Bet he's insisted on losing the greys.. vain pillock, with so little to be vain about.

DemantoidMember

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I'm hoping Lee gives Dave a tonsure to complete his pretend monkery

That would be excellent.

Funny how we haven't seen him wear his robes in weeks, eh?

BlackpudlianMember

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Funny how we haven't seen him wear his robes in weeks, eh?

Gave them to BB but he can't be worried about it as he said that he wouldn't mind changing his job. Perhaps he has got wind that the public have cottoned on to his fakeness

DemantoidMember

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Gave them to BB but he can't be worried about it as he said that he wouldn't mind changing his job. Perhaps he has got wind that the public have cottoned on to his fakeness

He gave one robe (his 'best' one) to BB, but he said he had another with him.
Change of job, eh? Wonder what that'll be - bogus official burglar?

BlackpudlianMember

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He gave one robe (his 'best' one) to BB, but he said he had another with him. Change of job, eh? Wonder what that'll be - bogus official burglar?

"Typewriting" old ladies until they give him their pension money

justafriendMember

listen to him bigging himself up. hes been on a journey

AimeeMember

He's telling Lee about his journey in the house now and how he's changed their thoughts about him, he came 2nd to last as the most fake Hm

some great people left the house on friday and he stay, i've stayed 5 times, he doesn't think the public hate him

BlackpudlianMember

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listen to him bigging himself up. hes been on a journey

This has been going on for a while now - he'll get his head stuck in the doors when he gets evicted

BlackpudlianMember

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hes been on a journey

Journey to hell

CroctacusMember

Why do they all spout the same old drivel about a 'journey'

None of them have been on a journey...they've all been on a paid holiday!

BlackpudlianMember

Dave is giving Lee the "how I get drunk on R Lawd" spiel but I have noticed he hasn't got paralytic while having his hair cut.
Funny that

DemantoidMember

I'd prefer it if the hairdresser got genuinely paralytic while holding those scissors next to Dave's head

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