I hope you can run like the wind Rawky, because you are in big trouble now.

*waits for Renton to appear*

Surely, bringing up the bairns, fetching in the coal, and finding spiders in the bath.

*** gets rolling pin and iron, ready for Rawky's reappearance ***

Stands tapping foot......

Some of us go the extra mile and have our men's slippers warmed, and dinner on the table for when he arrives home from his hard day at the office. Phew, finding time to change my frock and apply fresh lipstick before he gets home is always a little tricky - but nothing is too much trouble for my man. *Girlishly giggles and looks demure*  

Triggers, have you just walked straight out of Mad Men?

*** gets coal shovel ready, too ***

OH is the one at home today - he's off work until Thursday. So I shall expect my tea to be ready when I get in tonight, just like it was last night.

I must watch that Demantoid, is it full of perfect Stepford type wives like moi?

I don't watch it either, but I've read a few articles and seen some clips. It's full of beautifully groomed ladies whose stocking seams are never crooked..

Well, I can totally relate to that  

*Pops back in to see the furor I've cause, then runs back out like the clappers*

Disappointed by the lack of aggro, Rawks? It'd take more than that

I have done the ironing, made a bolognaise and a pot of lentil soup, and the apple pie is ready to go in the oven. I could be Rawky's perfect woman - if I wasn't old enough to be his mother.

Nice one Yogi......