quote:Originally posted by Bovrilking:
...but i just shut off once she metioned fingers and stretching
Jeebus... Monday with a hangover, now this
Jeebus... Monday with a hangover, now this
quote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
It works!
Theres something in sperm that sets off labour.
I had my daughter 2 hours after a shag...and about 5 hours after a curry.
Its the prostaglandin.... same stuff thats in the gel that they use to induce women (so wtf was mother nature thinking of putting this stuff in sperm... you have to question it... I mean, unless you've been told of its potential... having a bit of the other when you are the size of a cow is hardly a natural urge is it?)
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Bovrilking:
...but i just shut off once she metioned fingers and stretching
Jeebus... Monday with a hangover, now this
Heavy night eh
quote:Originally posted by Bovrilking:quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Bovrilking:
...but i just shut off once she metioned fingers and stretching
Jeebus... Monday with a hangover, now this
Heavy night eh
Most-of-Sunday pub crawl
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Bovrilking:
...but i just shut off once she metioned fingers and stretching
Jeebus... Monday with a hangover, now this
before I came on this forum and heard others talking of sweeping... I thought my gp had just been having a pervy fiddle around!! I'd never told anybody about the sooty & sweep role playing in his office when I was 42 weeks preggers!quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Bovrilking:
...but i just shut off once she metioned fingers and stretching
Jeebus... Monday with a hangover, now this
Bliddy hell
The indignity of it...
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Bovrilking:
...but i just shut off once she metioned fingers and stretching
Jeebus... Monday with a hangover, now this
Bliddy hell
The indignity of it...
Toid.. you have NO idea!!! There was no 'lay on the couch' bit.... He was sat in his swivel office chair and I had to stand infront of him, ... legs akimbo!!!!
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Bovrilking:quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Bovrilking:
...but i just shut off once she metioned fingers and stretching
Jeebus... Monday with a hangover, now this
Heavy night eh
Most-of-Sunday pub crawl
Blimey
Wouldnt have helped much either with that blaring sun
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Bovrilking:
...but i just shut off once she metioned fingers and stretching
Jeebus... Monday with a hangover, now this
Bliddy hell
The indignity of it...
Toid.. you have NO idea!!! There was no 'lay on the couch' bit.... He was sat in his swivel office chair and I had to stand infront of him, ... legs akimbo!!!!
...i've seen films like that 
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Toid.. you have NO idea!!! There was no 'lay on the couch' bit.... He was sat in his swivel office chair and I had to stand infront of him, ... legs akimbo!!!!
Oh my god!
That is just WRONG, on so many levels..
Sometimes I have the odd twinge of regret at never having given birth, but you know what? Not right now!
I remember going for an anal exam 
And that was just a trousers down bend over in the GP's room...not very nice
It wasnt until about 2 minutes into it that i realised that both his hands were on me shoulders
....sorry i just made that bit up
And that was just a trousers down bend over in the GP's room...not very nice
It wasnt until about 2 minutes into it that i realised that both his hands were on me shoulders
....sorry i just made that bit up
quote:Originally posted by Bovrilking:
Unfortunately, so had I!
quote:Originally posted by Bovrilking:
I remember going for an anal exam
And that was just a trousers down bend over in the GP's room...not very nice
It wasnt until about 2 minutes into it that i realised that both his hands were on me shoulders
....sorry i just made that bit up
I use the anal probe thing as a way of determining if my kids 'Mum my tummy hurts' statements is serious or just a whinge.... I usually respond with "is it serious enough to be a potential appendicitis... if so its off to A&E for a finger up the bum".They usually then admit its not that bad really!
quote:Originally posted by Bovrilking:
I remember going for an anal exam
And that was just a trousers down bend over in the GP's room...not very nice
It wasnt until about 2 minutes into it that i realised that both his hands were on me shoulders
....sorry i just made that bit up
PMSL I just spat coffee
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by Bovrilking:
Unfortunately, so had I!
With a user name like yours...nah dont believe it
quote:Originally posted by Bovrilking:
With a user name like yours...nah dont believe it
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by Bovrilking:
I remember going for an anal exam
And that was just a trousers down bend over in the GP's room...not very nice
It wasnt until about 2 minutes into it that i realised that both his hands were on me shoulders
....sorry i just made that bit up
They usually then admit its not that bad really!
Oh my days that is excellent
*tears up betting ticket*
quote:Originally posted by Bovrilking:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by Bovrilking:
I remember going for an anal exam
And that was just a trousers down bend over in the GP's room...not very nice
It wasnt until about 2 minutes into it that i realised that both his hands were on me shoulders
....sorry i just made that bit up
They usually then admit its not that bad really!
Oh my days that is excellent
What, a finger up the orifice?
Im still here peeps, midwife check up tomorrow, hopefully she will say im on my way slowly but surely x
I really feel for you in this weather!
have you tried the curry and shag?
have you tried the curry and shag?
DOB 8th June
Sex Girl
Weight 7lbs 9oz
Sex Girl
Weight 7lbs 9oz
quote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
I really feel for you in this weather!
have you tried the curry and shag?
Had curries, no shagging for me, thats what got me into this state LOL Ive become a nun
Sheepy , how you and your bump doing hun?.
, how you and your bump doing hun?.
quote:Originally posted by Sheep In a Jeep:quote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
I really feel for you in this weather!
have you tried the curry and shag?
Had curries, no shagging for me, thats what got me into this state LOL Ive become a nun
Hang on till the 3rd Sheepy..
Sheep, lamb will come when ready....do you get the 'nesting' busy day, you know the one, cleaning everything, standing on steps cleaning the webs off the curtains, tidying up?...If I had another baby I would know to watch out for that day quote:Originally posted by Sheep In a Jeep:
Im still here peeps, midwife check up tomorrow, hopefully she will say im on my way slowly but surely x
Good luck Sheep in a Jeep, you and your bean in all our thoughts
quote:Originally posted by Sheep In a Jeep:quote:Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
I really feel for you in this weather!
have you tried the curry and shag?
Had curries, no shagging for me, thats what got me into this state LOL Ive become a nun
You should try it...its a medical fact it helps to bring on labour.
quote:Originally posted by Syd:
Im still waiting for that to happen from when I was pregnant with my son 16 years ago lol
I hope things happen for you really soon. All that waiting around cannot be good for your blood pressure!!!
Its not my blood pressure im worried about, its getting the baby out of me that worries me, I have doubled in size in the last fortnight.
quote:Originally posted by Sheep In a Jeep:quote:Originally posted by Syd:
Im still waiting for that to happen from when I was pregnant with my son 16 years ago lol
..remember it was only for one day quote:Originally posted by Sheep In a Jeep:
Its not my blood pressure im worried about, its getting the baby out of me that worries me, I have doubled in size in the last fortnight.
We will help...Close you're eyes and picture this.............
Push 
Push 
Push 
Push
No actually that happened beginning of May, I took curtains down, tidied house from top to bottom was the following day got told my blood pressure was sky high and to take it easy, so I have listened to midwife lol
Awww sheep, you have my absolute sympathy, especially in this heat. At least you know it can't be much longer now. PS Try and hold on for another couple of days though, I've got my bet on the 4th.
PS Try and hold on for another couple of days though, I've got my bet on the 4th. 
Oh Sheep, know how you feel had mine in June and July so the heat can really get to to you. Sit with your feet in a bowl of cold water I found this really helped.
I had over 2 hours of contractions every 10 minutes last night and thought things were gonna happen, but its all stopped
I'm getting cramp keeping my fingers crossed for you. Hope it happens today
That was probbaly last minute braxton hicks....