i give you ....................... Marcus 
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quote:Originally posted by strike:
i give you ....................... Marcus
I give you glasses
ha you got a white stick lad!!!!! 
PHWOARRR. He is a bit of alright isn't he 
I just go weak at the knees when I see that dirty vest.
I just go weak at the knees when I see that dirty vest.
you lucky lucky women
Your dog is lovely. Does he take you everywhere?
Marcus i give you shower gel and Listerine.
Bu his breath makes me boke.... 
quote:Originally posted by strike:
i give you ....................... Marcus
Thanks, but no thanks. You can have him back.
His looks are tolerable - it's his personality that's off-putting.
quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:
PHWOARRR. He is a bit of alright isn't he
He's such a hottie, isn't he?
"He needs to use da brillo pad on hees breath" pmsl
pmsl
That just mown look around his cheeks is gross.
Ass jessiejay says, I think it's the vest that does it.
He's such a looker, it's a pity I'm gay otherwise you'd all have to hold me back 
quote:Originally posted by MadeofGlass:
He's such a looker, it's a pity I'm gay otherwise you'd all have to hold me back
But you've got Charlie Boy
thast how I feel thinking of anything naughty with Marcus...quote:Originally posted by fabienne:
His looks are tolerable - it's his personality that's off-putting.
takes off glasses to check I am looking at the same bloke as fabienne
, I find him quite odd looking and he always looks dirty....smelly even.quote:Originally posted by Azure:quote:Originally posted by fabienne:
His looks are tolerable - it's his personality that's off-putting.
takes off glasses to check I am looking at the same bloke as fabienne
AND, Karly confirmed he was smelly
Thankyou but i would rather have my eyes poked out with a red hot poker
quote:Originally posted by Azure:quote:Originally posted by fabienne:
His looks are tolerable - it's his personality that's off-putting.
takes off glasses to check I am looking at the same bloke as fabienne
so glad we don't have smellyvision!
quote:Originally posted by Hollygolightly:
"He needs to use da brillo pad on hees breath"
mind he wore a black t shirt for noms day
september 2009......
marcus swaggers into the local greasy spoon......i catch his eye......he gives me the 'it's your lucky day babe' look......
he orders his breakfast and it soon arrives......as i gaze at the egg dribbling down his chin which then trickles down onto his greying vest he's worn since june 4th i think how lucky i am to be near such a fine 'piece of meat'....
i catch my breath as his finger scratches round his nose......he swears.....god he's making me hot!
he stretches......his arms raised revealling his armpits which have bits of brillo pad stuck to his armpit hair.......'oh marcus....marcus' i cry out......
suddenly i wake up.....i feckin HATE nightmares........
marcus swaggers into the local greasy spoon......i catch his eye......he gives me the 'it's your lucky day babe' look......
he orders his breakfast and it soon arrives......as i gaze at the egg dribbling down his chin which then trickles down onto his greying vest he's worn since june 4th i think how lucky i am to be near such a fine 'piece of meat'....
i catch my breath as his finger scratches round his nose......he swears.....god he's making me hot!
he stretches......his arms raised revealling his armpits which have bits of brillo pad stuck to his armpit hair.......'oh marcus....marcus' i cry out......
suddenly i wake up.....i feckin HATE nightmares........
Boakback Mountain Man. 
quote:Originally posted by Hollygolightly:quote:Originally posted by Azure:quote:Originally posted by fabienne:
His looks are tolerable - it's his personality that's off-putting.
takes off glasses to check I am looking at the same bloke as fabienne
AND, Karly confirmed he was smelly
I agree with fabienne about smelivision, while I was typing one of my dogs just passed a right smelly one and straight away Marcus came to mind
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
september 2009......
marcus swaggers into the local greasy spoon......i catch his eye......he gives me the 'it's your lucky day babe' look......
he orders his breakfast and it soon arrives......as i gaze at the egg dribbling down his chin which then trickles down onto his greying vest he's worn since june 4th i think how lucky i am to be near such a fine 'piece of meat'....
i catch my breath as his finger scratches round his nose......he swears.....god he's making me hot!
he stretches......his arms raised revealling his armpits which have bits of brillo pad stuck to his armpit hair.......'oh marcus....marcus' i cry out......
suddenly i wake up.....i feckin HATE nightmares........
LOL
quote:Originally posted by fz:
That just mown look around his cheeks is gross.
Don't you mean gorgeous? And that ripped body
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
september 2009......
marcus swaggers into the local greasy spoon......i catch his eye......he gives me the 'it's your lucky day babe' look......
he orders his breakfast and it soon arrives......as i gaze at the egg dribbling down his chin which then trickles down onto his greying vest he's worn since june 4th i think how lucky i am to be near such a fine 'piece of meat'....
i catch my breath as his finger scratches round his nose......he swears.....god he's making me hot!
he stretches......his arms raised revealling his armpits which have bits of brillo pad stuck to his armpit hair.......'oh marcus....marcus' i cry out......
suddenly i wake up.....i feckin HATE nightmares........
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
september 2009......
marcus swaggers into the local greasy spoon......i catch his eye......he gives me the 'it's your lucky day babe' look......
he orders his breakfast and it soon arrives......as i gaze at the egg dribbling down his chin which then trickles down onto his greying vest he's worn since june 4th i think how lucky i am to be near such a fine 'piece of meat'....
i catch my breath as his finger scratches round his nose......he swears.....god he's making me hot!
he stretches......his arms raised revealling his armpits which have bits of brillo pad stuck to his armpit hair.......'oh marcus....marcus' i cry out......
suddenly i wake up.....i feckin HATE nightmares........
LOLOLOLOL