Blue defo, and if you carry on posing like that then beleive me It wont be the colour of your shirt that will prevent you getting laid

I'll come back when I've stopped laughing

Is that BRUT aftershave on your chest of drawers

1. Blue

2. Purple

3. Ask the others

please..........

Are those the dance moves you're going to use to pull at the reception?

For practical purposes, I'd say purple because it won't show up any red wine/beer stains as much.

oooh crap! Look in the mirror, on the right, thats attached to the wall. Can you see the shadow of my hand (in the first pic?), looks kinda spooky.

And no I don't own any Brut

I thought exactly the same thing

But yes, blue

Gather Gather Gather. Herm, I like the blue Rawky, but I think I've been charmed by the nonchalant way you've tossed your head back while smiling on the phone.

If it's between those two I'd make an excuse 

Nice smile though

Who knows? They might still be up for it..

Defintitely the blue.  You look great by the way!!

The blue 

I like both colours, as its a wedding I would maybe go purple, but I am not always known for making the right decisions. 
As for getting you laid, which one makes your eyes pop? and which can you take off the fastest

I refuse to vote for blue, at the moment, although I do prefer it.

I would suggest a darker tie, with both shirts.

Hmmm, Blue seems to be the current favourite......interesting

Blizzie, the tie isn't THAT light, its just the flash from the camera......honest guv.

I'm with Blizz... go with the blue, but lose the tie whichever you choose.

I prefer the blue one Rawky.

 at this thread, my vote goes for the Blue

Rawkey - if you can make a lady laugh as much as this thread has done for me .... the shirt won't matter

The purple shirt pose just reeks of Dad-dancing after a few pints

And the blue but not with that tie!

Blue

The purple appears to be a slightly easier fit.
I like both.

Well thats good hoochie, because funny is all I have.

Is the tie really that bad? Its a much darker gold then whats appearing in the photos, and i only have one other tie and thats black.

Oh I am also aware that the sleeves are slightly too long, but i will be wearing a jacket and when its time to take it off (for my bad ass break dancing skills), I'll be doing the old roll the sleeves up trick....because its cool.

I am also aware of the 'slightly' rotundness belly area, but the less said about that the better eh?

shirts fade in the wash - a sense of humour lasts (until you become a grumpy old man)...... I know what works for me

Rawky you Rock!

Nah. It's alright.

No need to worry Rawky because the clothing will fade into the background when your innate charm and charisma come to the fore.  

I like the purple shirt; probably with a different tie though. I hope you have a great time!

Rawky--- The Blue shirt with a smaller tie. And as for getting laid--- just keep your humour going and forget chat-up lines and you will do fine.. Best of luck mate. and have a great day.

I just hope you're not prone too much sweating as those shiny colours will def give nasty arm pit glows
Seriously, I'm wavering towards the purple - have fun

I'm not the sweaty kind

Why are there chopsticks on that apparatus?

What is that apparatus?

Why are there lots of mirrors? Do you preen a lot?

A cummerbund might help with the rotund belly area but don't take my advice - like you, I have no fashion sense whatsoever.

Is that a bottle of Davidoff Cool Water on the dressing table?

I've had a closer look.

I am not familiar with men's toiletries but there is a can of Right Guard and some Lynx product and what appears to be £2:51 in small change. There is also a koala bear and some other grey bear on top of the DVD rack thingy.

I noticed that too. I want a closer look at that CD collection, to see what Rawky does those moves to.

Fecking ell! Its the MI5!!

Anyway, in answer to your Q's:

The 'chopsticks' are drumsticks on a set of drums from Guitar Hero, i'm that cool I play with toy drums.

Indeed there are Koala's on top of my DVD Rack, a gift from Australia. Sorry Demantoid, my CD's aren't visible, besides I'm so with today's times that most of my music is digital innit!!

Yes, it's important we find out Demantoid.

I am attempting my first attachment - a close up of the collection. I think they are DVDs... although the second rack is partially obscured by the belly area.