Kris is throwing his toys out the pram - and it's all about today's Task. In a display of childishness any four-year-old would be proud of, Kris declared he wasn't going to even try in the rollerskating Task because Halfwit is on his team.

"You should be happy," Karly ribbed him as he showered in the Bathroom. "You'll get to bond with him. You can kiss and make up."

Kris didn't say anything as Karly teased him with kissing noises.

"How do you feel about that?" asked Lisa, between brushing her teeth.

"I'm not doing," said Kris. "I'm not. Because there's no point only doing something half-hearted. I'm not arsed about winning. If I win, I can't think of anything worse than sharing food or having a drink with him. So why would I want to win. And I'm not going to look daft trying to win."

No. You can't," said Lisa.

"I can," he replied. "I'll dress in the stuff.. And I'll skate and look like a geek. But that's it."

"You've got to think of your team," advised Lisa. "And it'll be nice for you and Dogface to have a drink together."

"With him in the room?" snapped Kris, appalled.

"I'll be there. I can sort that one out," said Lisa.

"We should have put him down as the dummy," sulked Kris.

Really?

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