All the ugly guys attack him because he is so colorful and dreamy and all the ugly females don't like him because they know they'd never have a chance to land such a lovely guy.
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A cock or two. 
and shits inedible eggs 
Feck off with the Krap spam. 
He's a WANKAAAAA!! 
He's a WANKAAAAA!! 
What? Like a Dodo?
And you know what they say about Dodos!
And you know what they say about Dodos!
He lives up a tree and shits on peoples' heads?
And unlike tropical birds, his poop follows him around spouting poop about him.
Very funny but you all know exactly what I mean although you wont admit it.
quote:What? Like a Dodo?
More like a Dildo.
You're from Big Brother aren't you? They've sent you here because they enjoy Kris and Charlie and want us to do the same. If I wanted to watch two muppets in bed together i'd go back in time, switch on Seseme street and watch Bert and Ernie.
It makes me laugh so much that you assume the reasons people don't like him are based on sexual jealousy. Oh please.
Just say you fancy him and leave it at that, don't try and rubbish other people because they don't think he's a nice character. Make a debate by all means and tell us his good points.
It makes me laugh so much that you assume the reasons people don't like him are based on sexual jealousy. Oh please.
Just say you fancy him and leave it at that, don't try and rubbish other people because they don't think he's a nice character. Make a debate by all means and tell us his good points.