quote:Originally posted by Hotpants Helen:
Poisioning. Because then I will have to change my title to just Killer.
I'm not gonna let you kill me or my fred ...
I'm not gonna let you kill me or my fred ...
quote:Originally posted by tupps:
send in the strippers!!!11ÂŽ!!!!
*Did someone call*?....
Tuppssss!!!!
quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
so thats it then? that is the best they can can come up with? so far we have had,Bob the builder for ooh what, 5 whole minutes running around an 'assault' course borrowed from the local primary school, some bloke I wouldn't know from Adam if I saw him in the street, building a tower from sugar cubes, AND THEN, just when I thought I was gonna pass out from excitement overload, THREE yes THREE total none entities run up a car park..... with an egg........ ok it was on a ..... SPOON!!!!!!
excuse me while I VOMIT from all this excitement,
WHARA LOAD OF OLD SHITE,
quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by tupps:
send in the strippers!!!11ÂŽ!!!!
*Did someone call*?....
Tuppssss!!!!
Oh hell ... it's stonksy in her jodie marsh belt dress ...
quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by tupps:
send in the strippers!!!11ÂŽ!!!!
*Did someone call*?....
Tuppssss!!!!
stonksssssyyyyyy!!!!
*PONCE* : daaaave :quote:Originally posted by tupps:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by tupps:
send in the strippers!!!11ÂŽ!!!!
*Did someone call*?....
Tuppssss!!!!
stonksssssyyyyyy!!!!
*PONCE* and double dave you back....
quote:Originally posted by Shar:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by tupps:
send in the strippers!!!11ÂŽ!!!!
*Did someone call*?....
Tuppssss!!!!
Oh hell ... it's stonksy in her jodie marsh belt dress ...
And I'm looking savage with me no streak fake tan....
quote:Originally posted by stonks:
*PONCE* and double dave you back....
:lilz:
quote:Originally posted by stonks:
And I'm looking savage with me no streak fake tan....
And I can see you've had to cover every nook and cranny in fake tan for the belt dress ...
quote:Originally posted by tupps:quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
so thats it then? that is the best they can can come up with? so far we have had,Bob the builder for ooh what, 5 whole minutes running around an 'assault' course borrowed from the local primary school, some bloke I wouldn't know from Adam if I saw him in the street, building a tower from sugar cubes, AND THEN, just when I thought I was gonna pass out from excitement overload, THREE yes THREE total none entities run up a car park..... with an egg........ ok it was on a ..... SPOON!!!!!!
excuse me while I VOMIT from all this excitement,
WHARA LOAD OF OLD SHITE,
you were not impressed huh OHG..
you should've been sat in the same room as him 
He was all grumpy in the first place before watching that!quote:Originally posted by Shar:quote:Originally posted by stonks:
And I'm looking savage with me no streak fake tan....
And I can see you've had to cover every nook and cranny in fake tan for the belt dress ...
Especially the cranny....
quote:Originally posted by pepsi:quote:Originally posted by tupps:quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
so thats it then? that is the best they can can come up with? so far we have had,Bob the builder for ooh what, 5 whole minutes running around an 'assault' course borrowed from the local primary school, some bloke I wouldn't know from Adam if I saw him in the street, building a tower from sugar cubes, AND THEN, just when I thought I was gonna pass out from excitement overload, THREE yes THREE total none entities run up a car park..... with an egg........ ok it was on a ..... SPOON!!!!!!
excuse me while I VOMIT from all this excitement,
WHARA LOAD OF OLD SHITE,
you were not impressed huh OHG..
It was truly awful ... I might do my blood pressure a favour and skip the rest of it until Friday ... and I'll try not to expect too much then either ....
They need to re-do the 24 hr fiddle-dee-de pub again and bring that welsh 'I can kill with these two fingers' bird. I would like to see her and Marcus do kung fu.
quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Shar:quote:Originally posted by stonks:
And I'm looking savage with me no streak fake tan....
And I can see you've had to cover every nook and cranny in fake tan for the belt dress ...
Especially the cranny....
Waxed I hope ... otherwise the tan will clump ...
quote:Originally posted by Forest:
They need to re-do the 24 hr fiddle-dee-de pub again and bring that welsh 'I can kill with these two fingers' bird. I would like to see her and Marcus do kung fu.
her eyes and his eyebrow will be tough to call
quote:Originally posted by Forest:
They need to re-do the 24 hr fiddle-dee-de pub again and bring that welsh 'I can kill with these two fingers' bird. I would like to see her and Marcus do kung fu.
I thought the reward rooms were a great idea ... especially the pub ....
how about...making them all live in tents in the garden for a week? lots of 2 man tents make Karly n Marcus share a tent, lisa and fred,, empty the pool and make charlie live there for a week,give roddy a secret task of being the house vandal, he has to destroy furniture to earn tokens, Noirin and Siavash share a tent, they can only eat camping type food n they have to cook it on camping stoves, but no matches or lighter, they have to rub sticks together to make fire, AND TELL them there is NO LF in the daytime, THEN see how early they go to bed,
OR
ANYTHING that DOESNT involve ex hms or old tasks
I am PROPER bored wiv it all now
OR
ANYTHING that DOESNT involve ex hms or old tasks
I am PROPER bored wiv it all now
quote:Originally posted by Forest:
They need to re-do the 24 hr fiddle-dee-de pub again and bring that welsh 'I can kill with these two fingers' bird. I would like to see her and Marcus do kung fu.
genius..
quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
how about...making them all live in tents in the garden for a week? lots of 2 man tents make Karly n Marcus share a tent, lisa and fred,, empty the pool and make charlie live there for a week,give roddy a secret task of being the house vandal, he has to destroy furniture to earn tokens, Noirin and Siavash share a tent, they can only eat camping type food n they have to cook it on camping stoves, but no matches or lighter, they have to rub sticks together to make fire, AND TELL them there is NO LF in the daytime, THEN see how early they go to bed,
OR
ANYTHING that DOESNT involve ex hms or old tasks
I am PROPER bored wiv it all now
How come you haven't been head-hunted by C4 yet OHG ...? Never in a million years could they come up with something like that ...
quote:Originally posted by Shar:quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
how about...making them all live in tents in the garden for a week? lots of 2 man tents make Karly n Marcus share a tent, lisa and fred,, empty the pool and make charlie live there for a week,give roddy a secret task of being the house vandal, he has to destroy furniture to earn tokens, Noirin and Siavash share a tent, they can only eat camping type food n they have to cook it on camping stoves, but no matches or lighter, they have to rub sticks together to make fire, AND TELL them there is NO LF in the daytime, THEN see how early they go to bed,
OR
ANYTHING that DOESNT involve ex hms or old tasks
I am PROPER bored wiv it all now
How come you haven't been head-hunted by C4 yet OHG ...? Never in a million years could they come up with something like that ...
hehe well IF that happened the FIRST thing I would do is ask them to bring me the GIT who thought no live feed was a good idea, hand him a toothbrush tell him he has a NEW job, point to the toilets and say...you know what to do,
get a friend or family member from each HM to go head to head in a secret task with each other, who ever looses THEIR friend or family memeber is up for eviction, show it to the hms on the plasma, 
quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
hehe well IF that happened the FIRST thing I would do is ask them to bring me the GIT who thought no live feed was a good idea, hand him a toothbrush tell him he has a NEW job, point to the toilets and say...you know what to do,
I take it you're not sending him to brush his teeth ...
quote:Originally posted by Shar:quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
hehe well IF that happened the FIRST thing I would do is ask them to bring me the GIT who thought no live feed was a good idea, hand him a toothbrush tell him he has a NEW job, point to the toilets and say...you know what to do,
I take it you're not sending him to brush his teeth ...
haha he could do that AFTER he has cleaned the bogs
quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:quote:Originally posted by Shar:quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
hehe well IF that happened the FIRST thing I would do is ask them to bring me the GIT who thought no live feed was a good idea, hand him a toothbrush tell him he has a NEW job, point to the toilets and say...you know what to do,
I take it you're not sending him to brush his teeth ...
haha he could do that AFTER he has cleaned the bogs
I like it ....
Seriously, though .... how hard can it be to come up with something worth watching for the 10th anniversary ...? You couldn't even call it a half-hearted effort ... they really have given up the ghost ...
topsy turvey nominations, they go in nominate as usual, when they finish, BB say as you picked (which ever 2) THEY are NOT nominated, but every one else you DIDNT mention IS,(you cant tell anyone untill noms are over)
NASTY....but nice
NASTY....but nice
Piss poor all round this year!
PAINTBALL, in the garden
quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
topsy turvey nominations, they go in nominate as usual, when they finish, BB say as you picked (which ever 2) THEY are NOT nominated, but every one else you DIDNT mention IS,(you cant tell anyone untill noms are over)
NASTY....but nice
Bring back evil BB ... proper evil this time ...
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
Piss poor all round this year!
Total pish Tiddles ....
