What gets me about 'sexist' jokes is that Women will makes loads up about Men, and we kinda just laugh it off. However we make jokes about Women and they get all irate and start threatening us with their rolling pins and hoovers.
*** sticks rolling pin in Henry's nozzle and chases Rawky with it *** 
l'll probably be having a little weep, just like I did when Charles and Diana got married. I think it's lovely and even though I am a cynic when it comes to matters of the heart, I wish them a long, loving and happy life together.
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However we make jokes about Women and they get all irate and start threatening us with their rolling pins and hoovers.
Most of the women on here wouldn't know one end of a rolling pin from the other, so don't worry about it Rawkeh.
lol
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Most of the women on here wouldn't know one end of a rolling pin from the other
How VERY dare you! I do!(but admittedly not for cooking use)
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Have I gone wrong with my empty wine bottle?