kmarx's Big Shed. Day 1

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Xochi

*Cue first entrant into the thread shed,*

X, . (Am disinterested host of the shed of long standing. That's me, btw.) And there's Pandora going into the shed! She's a gardener and owns lots of pots!! She wants to learn how to grow a dandelion! She is single and wants to find a way to deal with her past involvement with bindweed! We all wish her luck!

Pandora. OMG, OMG! *squeals loudly and runs inside the shed and finds a still with potcheen.*

X. Our next shedmate is....?

Shedmate update.

SM 2. Madamski.
SM 3. stonks.
SM 4. Triggers.
5M 5. Lee.

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sandraMember

OMG OMG i run in like a looney tune and bags the double bed and just lie in it and look wonderful

9/12/103:54 PM

sandraMember

* i demand hair straightners btw *

9/12/103:56 PM

stonksMember

Runs in and grabs drink while everyones grabbing beds....

9/12/103:57 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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OMG OMG i run in like a looney tune and bags the double bed and just lie in it and look wonderful

This is Big Shed. There is no bed. It's a shed and you are contractually obliged now to sleep on a tray of peat.

9/12/103:57 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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Runs in and grabs drink while everyones grabbing beds....

This thinking is how Big Shed intends the Shedlife to be.

9/12/103:59 PM

sandraMember

oh well i'm taking my voddy to the garden ,

drink it whilst staring at the moon

9/12/104:03 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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oh well i'm taking my voddy to the garden

There is at least a lot of that in the Big Shed complex!

9/12/104:07 PM

sandraMember

i know a diary room is a lot to ask ............ is there a bed shed ?

9/12/104:11 PM

stonksMember

I've brought me own hammock..its a pair old Carols old discarded knickers....

9/12/104:15 PM

stonksMember

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This thinking is how Big Shed intends the Shedlife to be.

I will be so underhand I will win mwahahahaha....

9/12/104:16 PM

sandraMember

i shall sleep on the grass coz the trees dont need to know

9/12/104:18 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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i know a diary room is a lot to ask ............ is there a bed shed ?

This is Big Shed. The Diary Notebook will always be read. The Diary Notebook is always available to you. It hangs on the back of the Shed Door.

The Big Shed beds are only available for next season. Big Shed hopes to reap many rewards from the Shed flower beds.

9/12/104:20 PM

sandraMember

but where will i go to cry?? i have got specially runproof mascara

and ive been practising my swagger down the stair walk

that wont work from a shed ............ a shed !!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS IT WHAT IS IT ??

9/12/104:26 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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ive been practising my swagger down the stair walk that wont work from a shed ............ a shed !!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS IT WHAT IS IT ??

*Big Shed languidly reads Notebook*

Big Shed will provide wellies to all Shedmates. Big Shed will also provide a ladder to the Fruit Tree.

9/12/104:31 PM

TriggersMember

*Comes to shed in search of a fertilizer*

*Eyes up Kmarx's plums* Nice shed, hi Pam and people of the shed.

9/12/104:35 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

X. And we now have 3 new Shedmates!

Madamski is Shedmate 2! She likes underwear and hopes to sleep a lot in them... Let's hope they aren't John McCrirrecket's! *knowing wink*

Shedmate 3 is stonks. She promises wickedness and a cunning gameplan! She hopes to swap beds whenever she can!

Shedmate 4! This is Triggers! She has an eye for anything fruity! She's a sweet talking girl, but she says has plans to seduce whatever unsuspecting turnip she comes across too!!!

9/12/104:48 PM

Loney&SadMember

MY SHED!!!!

9/12/104:53 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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MY SHED!!!!

Are we going to have an unpleasant production fight?! You didn't copyright it! Yes, I stole your concept and format! At least you were named in the credits!

9/12/104:57 PM

TriggersMember

Reference: X

she says has plans to seduce whatever unsuspecting turnip she comes across too!!!

It oesn't have to be a 'Swede' - I'm a multinational seducer

9/12/105:00 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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It oesn't have to be a 'Swede' - I'm a multinational seducer

Big Shed encourages acceptance of all vegetables. Big Shed will reward the Shed with carrot juice and potato-based alcohol, despite the hypocrisy.

9/12/105:05 PM

~Lee~Member

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Big Shed encourages acceptance of all vegetables. Big Shed will reward the Shed with carrot juice and potato-based alcohol, despite the hypocrisy

Poitin,did someone mention Poitin?

9/12/105:18 PM

Loney&SadMember

My shed is all yours.

9/12/105:24 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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Poitin,did someone mention Poitin?

X. And let's say hello to Shedmate 5! Leeeeeee! She's Oirish! *cue roars of approval*

Lee promises to have a different angle on how to prune, but like any Shedmate, wants to have a good time!

9/12/105:27 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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My shed is all yours.

How communist could you be?

9/12/105:28 PM

~Lee~Member

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X. And let's say hello to Shedmate 5! Leeeeeee! She's Oirish! *cue roars of approval* Lee promises to have a different angle on how to prune, but like any Shedmate, wants to have a good time!

I'm a dab hand at trimming a bush,

9/12/105:58 PM

Loney&SadMember

see, I'm not one of these fakes who owns an ipod.

9/12/106:01 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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I'm a dab hand at trimming a bush

*edited for tomorrow's HLs*

Big Shed puts lights out. Tomorrow! ... Shedmates attempt to cut the grass! *VT of Shedmates with nail-scissors* ......

9/12/106:09 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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see, I'm not one of these fakes who owns an ipod.

We have to take our editorial differences elsewhere!

I'm just lining your pocket so you can get a bloody iPad!

9/12/106:13 PM

Former Member

Do I have to be a communist? or keep the red flag flying?

9/13/104:00 AM

stonksMember

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Poitin,did someone mention Poitin?

I bagged it but I'll trade you some for 40 Major....

9/13/105:48 AM

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