*calls the spaying hotline*
quote:Originally posted by Angel of the North:
*calls the spaying hotline*
**clips angel's wings**
Will you two call a truce !!!
Z.
Z.
quote:Originally posted by Zaphod:
Will you two call a truce !!!
Z.
Nooooooooooooooooooo
*pulls angel's tail feathers out and runs off with them***
quote:Originally posted by Mike Strutter:
Kev will be on a pie ....lol
an a few *slurps* of lager I bet ...
Yum yum.
I had a roast potato with a steak pie.
Off to the shop now mike, how did you know.
Kev
prefers Kebabs and drunken Wigan lasses...lol
prefers Kebabs and drunken Wigan lasses...lol
quote:Originally posted by King Kev:quote:Originally posted by Mike Strutter:
Kev will be on a pie ....lol
an a few *slurps* of lager I bet ...
Yum yum.
I had a roast potato with a steak pie.
Off to the shop now mike, how did you know.
**raises eyebrow**
We had better work on 5 a day and salads over the weekend
5 lagers a day??
Now you're talking.
Now you're talking.
Well that's a day in my life i won't get back 
Kev ... Puddychops
Puddychops... Kev
Well now you two have been formally introduced....
Z.
Puddychops... Kev
Well now you two have been formally introduced....
Z.
quote:Originally posted by Zaphod:
Kev ... Puddychops
Puddychops... Kev
Well now you have been formally introduced....
He is going to be so glad
Z.
He might teach you how to quote
Z.
Z.
quote:Originally posted by Zaphod:
He might teach you how to quote
Z.
You understood didn't yu
quote:Originally posted by Puddychops:
Well that's a day in my life i won't get back
LOL ...
Kev
five cans an hour more like ....
Yeah .. but then I am used to your idiosyncrasies
Z.
Z.
quote:Originally posted by Mike Strutter:quote:Originally posted by Puddychops:
Well that's a day in my life i won't get back
LOL ...
Kev
five cans an hour more like ....
You are not helping.. I hope you know that
Z.
quote:Originally posted by Zaphod:
Yeah .. but then I am used to your idiosyncrasies
Z.
are you suggesting I am eccentric
quote:Originally posted by Puddychops:quote:Originally posted by Zaphod:
Yeah .. but then I am used to your idiosyncrasies
Z.
are you suggesting I am eccentric
I am ...
quote:Originally posted by Mike Strutter:quote:Originally posted by Puddychops:quote:Originally posted by Zaphod:
Yeah .. but then I am used to your idiosyncrasies
Z.
are you suggesting I am eccentric
I am ...
And so was Howard Hughes.
I'm gonna go shopping tomorrow and get some ingredients. Best make my mind up what I want to make first.
quote:Originally posted by Puddychops:quote:Originally posted by Zaphod:
Yeah .. but then I am used to your idiosyncrasies
Z.
are you suggesting I am eccentric
Do you try and feed crisps to school children as they walk past on their way home? No? Well then you are not eccentric then
Idiosyncrasies are eccentricities-lite
Z.
"keeping it simple" gary Rhodes is a great cookbook for nice tasty simple food.
i often make his pork stroganoff and braised rice.
this is it
normally gary is far too anal and detailed but these recipes are a bit more rustic and just a handful of ingredients and methofd in each recipe.
what else?
yorkshire puds. Delias recipe works every time.
i love delia, she taught me loads of stuff.
i like this book
classic, not so patronising.
i often make his pork stroganoff and braised rice.
this is it
normally gary is far too anal and detailed but these recipes are a bit more rustic and just a handful of ingredients and methofd in each recipe.
what else?
yorkshire puds. Delias recipe works every time.
i love delia, she taught me loads of stuff.
i like this book
classic, not so patronising.
quote:Originally posted by El Loro:quote:Originally posted by Hicky:
I only hope there's no Chickens reading this thread, they are going to be very upset at the treatment they get in making a Tasty parcel, not to mention the cocktail sticks skewered through the breast.
Mind you the cheese and Ham come out of it quite good.
I can't speak for chickens, but please don't try this recipe or any other recipe using a parrot.
Or you'll be doin' bird
Green watercress garnish would really go well with yellow...
Z.
Z.
I thought being eccentric was wearing your pajamas to the pub with your slippers not chatting to kids ...???
quote:Originally posted by Mike Strutter:
I thought being eccentric was wearing your pajamas to the pub with your slippers not chatting to kids ...???
It's a regional thing Mike... down my way it is feeding crisps... I think there is an national eccentricity map someplace.. in Cornwall it involves unusual things with pasties.. Devon it is fudge.. you get the general idea
Z.
feeding crisps to kids is a whole different agenda ...lol
my loonie mate went off a nut ward and went to the pub in his PJs and the foam hospital slippers ...lol
Im going for a drink tomorrow afternoon with him ...
my loonie mate went off a nut ward and went to the pub in his PJs and the foam hospital slippers ...lol
Im going for a drink tomorrow afternoon with him ...
quote:Originally posted by King Kev:
I want to learn how to cook, maybe bake cakes too, maybe not as I want to be healthy.
If anyone has a recipe even I, who can't cook, can follow and not burn my house down or die from, please post them. I'd be very grateful.
Any recipe would be helpful, I'm trying to learn how to cook after all.
Veggie stuff is equally good (Angel), as that will be good for losing my beerbelly, hopefully.
Plus I love curry (Hicky
Thanks.
ahh i just seen this .. i am sure i can give some nice cookies here, i will dig them out, and bring them later
It'd be nice if someone knew an egg from a mushroom quote:Originally posted by Heatseek:
Well.........you know..........mushrooms are kept in the dark and fed on shit
quote:Originally posted by onetoo:quote:Originally posted by Heatseek:
Well.........you know..........mushrooms are kept in the dark and fed on shit
from the chicken, who lays eggs
all chickenshit to me
I wonder if I can grow a chicken by planting an egg. 
Has anyone tried this?
Has anyone tried this?
quote:Originally posted by King Kev:
I wonder if I can grow a chicken by planting an egg.
Has anyone tried this?
you try it ... lets us know
always a first for everything you might get a seedling???
quote:Originally posted by King Kev:
5 lagers a day??
Now you're talking.
Mike planting 6 eggs in his jungle back garden ...
I await KFC......
I await KFC......
quote:Originally posted by Mike Strutter:
Mike planting 6 eggs in his jungle back garden ...
I await KFC......
Watch out for that bearded fella (I can't spell kernol haha) digging up your chickens.
pur two weetabis in a cereeal bowl
Pour required amout of milk in a jug
Place in microwave
Now this is the difficult bit....
heat milk for a minute but make sure it doesnt boil over
**wonders if kev knows how to use microwave**
Pour required amout of milk in a jug
Place in microwave
Now this is the difficult bit....
heat milk for a minute but make sure it doesnt boil over
**wonders if kev knows how to use microwave**
quote:Originally posted by BeerBelle:
"keeping it simple" gary Rhodes is a great cookbook for nice tasty simple food.
i often make his pork stroganoff and braised rice.
this is it
normally gary is far too anal and detailed but these recipes are a bit more rustic and just a handful of ingredients and methofd in each recipe.
what else?
yorkshire puds. Delias recipe works every time.
i love delia, she taught me loads of stuff.
i like this book
classic, not so patronising.
delias pavlova is so easy and so impressive. only 2 ingredients plus cream and fruit to top.
oh, i'm sorry, for a minute i thought this was a serious thread!
We all did to start with but Stutters came along and before we knew it Kev was a lost cause