Most of us have a quick tidy up downstairs before going to bed, but can you do too much? 
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I love that idea of vajazzle, people have too much time on their hands why would anyone want to 
and how long would the crystals stick 
unibond you say 
I just stick a SatNav on it.
'My hairy muff' Hahahahaaaa!
The youtube bit doesn;t show when I'm on my phone...i thought this was about hoovering and dusting.
I love Lizzy the lezzy!
Were you googling how to make your Vagina better looking, Tooth fairy?
Were you googling how to make your Vagina better looking, Tooth fairy?
Could it be any more magnificent Zazz?
Your Vag or Lizzy?
or Lizzy?
Does this mean the days of orgasmnic dental floss is over? Mind you it gives another dimension to a gleaming smile if one of the semi precious gems gets stuck in his wotsits teeth
pmsl Hobbes, or if said Partner looked up and you seen one hanging from their nose
God i can't stop laughing this afternoon.
God i can't stop laughing this afternoon.
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Hahahaha! Evelyn you made me snort with laughing then !! - On his nose!
hahaha Slim! It just has to be tried out for the comedy factor alone.
<counts vajazille gems to make sure none are missing or can be traced back> <.bliiing
<.bliiing
As long as he doesn't get one in the eye.
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As long as he doesn't get one in the eye
In goes your eye out!
Here It is! 
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