No view as I am not interested in the female.

Dog's dinner.

well they have been married for ages now

she'd sell her soul to make a penny or two. This must be the fourth wedding/renewed vows in about three year. More believable if it were with the same bloke, this is the second plonker to go along with her money making scams schemes.

It all seems to be about making money with her... She needs to get her act together and realise she has children. She has enough money now to last her and her kids a lifetime. She has an obsesion with fame IMO. needs to be in the media always.

they've only been together a flippin year! At this rate I predict divorce by September

^^^^^^^^^^^^  my post above  shows her divorce dress  

Me too. Boredom will have set in by then. I read in the press Alex wanted to be one of the past HMs to go into BB in August, but she banned him from doing it. They are using each other for money and Fame.. Am surprised she hasnt been in the press for wanting to adopt a child from Africa??? Mind you seeing as he is shooting blanks--- maybe this is to come? Wouldnt surprise me

oh is he a jaffa?

OMG   someone think of the children

she really is a sad cow
Alex is only with her because she's loaded
she's only with Alex/anyone to try n make Pete jealous
and guess what sista - it AINT working - ur making an even bigger joke of urself/your children than ever before - all for ££££
guess what sister - all the £££££ in the world wont stop u from dying of cancer or whatnot - so enjoy your children whilst you can, dont be so bloody selfish - be a mother to them, u can afford to BE THERE with them 24/7 and give them (materialistic) everything they want.  What they dont want is a mother who is besotted with her ex-husband, to the point of needing locking up and some other bloke hanging of her coat-tails for a few quid

I'm more concerned for Kerry Katona's kids to be honest

She will love it

Fookat - KK has moved up the ladder so to speak - she's going out with a painter/decorator now aparently - not some ol taxi-driver-cum-drug dealer

really? but that taxi-driver-cum-drug dealer was so charming and didnt spend all her money on flash cars at all!

Alex aint as dim as he seems, he knows where his bread's buttered with that one. Meh, if it still makes them a few quid then good luck to them really.

yeah Karms, like SHE needs it!!!!  He'll be needing it by the time she's bloody finished with him - which I give another 6 weeks max - get the fotos, get the cash, then either he/she will realise they are gay... cue divorce.... MORE cash for blabbing to the papers..... P. Andre will finally come out and say that his ex- wife is a lesbian... 

Brummie

I saw them 2 on Alan Carr the other night, I think she's chilled out a lot since her days with Pete (smiles a bit more and seems more natural). I'm no major fan of hers, but I don't think she's as bad (as a person) that she's made out to be. Yeah she's money hungry, but if people wanna be daft enough to pay her for this stuff - why say no? I like her cos she doesn't give 2 shiny shits and does what she wants, whereas Pete wants to be the Jesus of the feckin television. He'll be trying to walk on water next. The annoying squeaky plebb.

And this story will drag on , making her more money.  When will she realise she has a disabled son and other offsprings??? The old addage i'm doing it for my family no longer washes.. She is there for herself and nothing else mattters. You have the money now, so start thinking and caring for your family .

TBF Fletch, I reckon she does look after her kids well.

Karms I saw them as well on ChattyMan - we think its all over - it is now hahahaahahaaaaaa - if that man had any balls whatsoever he would have done one by now - money talks eh

plus Karms (dont wanna have a go pls forgive me) - the mother of those children should at LEAST have told them that she was marrying her new bloke Alex whilst she was naffing off on holiday and that new bloke Alex might one day become their 'father'

I saw an excerpt from Alan Carr showing her - there seemed to be something wrong with her face - it looked all swollen and weird.

For all her faults I would still rather have her than Saint bleeding Peter. At least we can see what she is doing, she doesn't hide it and pretend to be doing something else. I am not a fan of either but I have never understood why the British Public and press hate her so much. Most of the stories in the papers are bull. I don't think she is a bad mom, her kids adore her and she spends as much time with them as her ex husband does. It's called joint custody.

I wonder if she'll keep it simple like last time.

She is renewing her vows and possibly sueing Andre at the same time.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs...ims-115875-22368155/

Ooooh Ooooh I can't wait for this event of international importance...................................

I think it's an overuse of botox.  Kylie Minogue appears to be cultivating this same look.

Bet Princess Tiammmeee wears a mini me frock.

Firstly - don't apologise woman! We all have different opinions, tis what makes the world spin an all that gubbins.

I dunno if she told the kids or not about the marriage, but when you look at it, it's true, they should have been there. x

Like this??

Exactly like that Cinds...less is more chic, that kinda thing

I saw her at a cage fighting event a couple of weeks ago (literally rubbed shoulders - oooh ark at me and me famous liaisons )  - her face wasn't like that then so she must have just got that done before she went on the show. I've seen her and Alex a few times now, he's quite short and her legs are FAR too skinny (no flabby white thighs there, Suzywooo!)

I'm sure they're a tasteful shade of orange

Toilet roll cover.

i have that identical dress in my wardrobe....and no. i'm not joking

He's a hell of a lot more orange than she is She's actually half alright when she hasn't got all the slap on. Dunno why she goes radio rental with it all for the tele

Money. money, attention, money, attention, having a party for their friends and family... and maybe attention?

Hideous vapid orange attention seeking twonk... and she's no better