Maybe she doesn't realise yet that you can't buy good looks, personality, or class, none of which she will ever have.

This Celeb is the first time I have ever really watched her in anything..... and didn't like what I saw My over-riding impression was of *false*..... false outside and false inside

Some kind of need for validation that she is a human being?  I don't understand it eithr - she is talentless, yet thinks she has talent?

Not sure if it's the botox/facial work and/or the monotone voice and/or the cold/hard personality she comes across as having, but I've never warmed to her.

A large group of foolish young consumers are supporting a product.

I believe it started with men paying to look at her booblies.

Then women decided that she was a clever business woman for making money out of men looking at her booblies.

I think having Harvey was the beginning of the beatification process though.

I agree Growly

 ha ha ha! Blizzie!

problem is: neither can she!!

I'll always like her comment about Jodie Marsh's nose though - "like a builder's elbow"

She has no redeeming God given talent but she's a shrewd businesswoman who's made an absolute mint. And that's why I quite like her, for having the balls to go ahead with stuff even though she seems disliked by the majority. Her latest antics with the Pete stuff have grated on my norks, but I think she's alot more honest than alot of the polished, scripted slebs (like Pete). I see a quite vulnerable person underneath all that botox, but equally I find her honesty quite refreshing in a world where alot of people on the tele are quite false and full of shit.

In all seriousness I think that most people are in business to make money. As I see it the main mechanism is the transfer of consumers cash into her bank.

I agree Karma love her or hate her she is known for being open and honest and not false.

There's hundreds of women on page 3 every year who will fade into obscurity. I like Kate cos she's grasped any and every opportunity that has come her way and has made a damned good living out of it. I'd do the same. ( But I wouldnt get me tats out   )

I haven't watched this time, but I did watch her last time she was in the jungle and I have to say I warmed to her a lot. She came across as a no-bull kind of girl who put up with the trials without hysteria.
I remember one involved her having a plastic globe over her head, full of pinching, biting bugs. Instead of freaking out when one of them decided to start chomping on her face, she just growled: "Oi, gerroff, ya bugger"

All this crap with Pete has got right on my nerves, but I still prefer her to, say, Amanda Holden - one cold-hearted, gold-digging cow who still acts like butter wouldn't melt in her mouth. At least Kate doesn't pretend to be perfect.

If they were like hers though..would ya ? 

She thrives on media attention,that is basically her career,without it what could she do.Age is now not on her side as a model type she's 31,Glamour model "Old age" hence her latest lip/botox jobs etc.
She must  have enough dosh invested etc,so it must be ego etc.

One thing I don't like is when people criticise her for seeking publicity.  Name me one "celeb" who doesn't do that.

She wasn't being very honest when she said on Piers Morgan that Pete was sleeping with his manager was she? I thought that was a bit naughty TBH and last I read she was going to sue Jordan for slander and defamation. I hope she does, it will teach her to guard her nasty vicious tongue.

Here we go..." IT's not about the money,it's for my kids" Yada yadA

My two cents:


She is a terrible attention seeking wannabe.  She tries to gatecrash 'A' listers parties, she was desperate to be accepted in LA, she would give her comedy boobs to date Leo DiCaprio or Brad Pitt or a similar A list hunk, to raise her profile, but she is a botox and silicon enhanced minger with lips like a duck, teeth like piano keys and a naff looking body that looks like it'e been chiselled out of clay by a year 10 art student.  So none of these super famous A listers would touch her with a barge pole.


She look 10 years older than she actually is, she is irritating, talentless, annoying, attention-seeking and desperate for constant fame.  And EVERYbody can see it.  the British public are no fools, and they are tired of the silly cow.  Peter Andre eventually saw her for what she is, and that is why he escaped.  He will never go back to her, and who can blame him? 


She represents everything that is vile and vulgar about people who are famous for f**k-all, just like Kerry Katona, Jade Goody and Kim kardashian and other annoying talentless, pointless 'z-listers.  Nuff said...

I can't think of ONE celebrity who is as much of a desperate publicity seeker as JORDAN.  Kerry Katona runs a close second though.  The majority of celebs are just performers/actors/singers/models who like to be famous, but no WAY are the vast majority of celebs as sad and desperate and pathetic as Jordan is.

Okay Frosty!

Why else would anyone willingly chew on a kangaroo anus?

Airtime desperation...darling!

  Ok what?  Not allowed an opinion am I not? 

Sorry frosty  hit a daft smily there....too many windows open..apologies.

LOL, that's OK Katty.  I wondered what I'd done to deserve the rolley eyed smiley and the exclamation mark. 

Celebs are weird though.

That is true Fabienne.  I think you have to be a bit of an attetnion seeker to be a celeb, but I think Jordan has to be the worst.

She does seem to be an extreme example, frosty.

True Fabienne.  And if I hear the silly old bint say 'I AM A STRONG WOMAN' one more time, I will effing SCREAM!!!!!!!  She is a pampered celeb who has people looking after her kids 90% of the time, she is rich and she is bloody clueless.  She should try taking a walk in the shoes of women with normal lives of real jobs, little money and looking after a home and family, and trying to juggle everything, whilst battling debt, bills, depression, and looking after elderly parents and so on and so on...  ARRGHH!!! 


And now she has ditched her cage fighter live on air.  LOL.  Easy come easy go!

I can see where you're coming from Frosty, but at least Jordan admits that if there's an opportunity to make money she'll grab it. She's always been honest that she has no talent and she can laugh at herself, unlike the Katonas of this world.

Fair enough Karma.  Katona is slightly more vile I guess.    I guess Katie deep down, is not a horrid person, but 'Jordan' is just dreadful IMO.  I think the 'I've been raped' thing did it for me, especially when she said 'by a celebrity,' like being raped by a celebrity was better or something. 

Basically agreeing with everything Frosty said, and I would add she is one deluded mare.

Fair do's Frosty! And ello Senora! LTNS x

Thanks Senora and Karma. 

I might be imagining it, but something tells me you don't like Jordan very much

  I couldn't have put it better myself, but you left Jodie Marsh off your list of other odious, talented nonentities.

LOL Growly, I don't actually hate Katie Price,  but I do detest JORDAN!  Jodie Marsh.  OMG I forgot about her!  What a pointless trollop!