That I haven't been eaten by anything or got any nasty diseases!! 

Basically what has happened is that my modem broke the other week and won't let me onto the internet at all, I am saying that this is not my fault at all, the modem has not been moved, or damaged in any way and BT are saying they are not replacing the modem, which I have asked them to do.  So at the moment, I have a modem that doesn't work, refuse to pay the bill until I get the service I signed up for and no internet in the house at all apart from a link to FB via my mobile which is expensive and takes ages.  I'm cancelling the BT internet and their phone line and going to get a dongle (which sounds faintly rude!!) until I can find another ISP (probably Sky).

I hope everyone is ok, I really miss you all and will have to make more trips to the library to use the internet there until we are set up again.  Take care all xxx