Oh jaysus, you'd need a telescope to find it. His arse looks as though it's fainted, no matter what ripped and torn troosers he hoiks up over it!
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His arse looks as though it's fainted
Fainted nothing,had a stroke and never recovered.
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Shurrup you,you'd get pleasure out of it....I'll do the honours.
Erm no no I promise not to enjoy it honest....
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His arse looks as though it's fainted, no matter what ripped and torn troosers he hoiks up over it!
It fainted cos it seen me....
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Erm no no I promise not to enjoy it honest....
Oh gawd,have you missed taking your med's again....Repeat after me ,Why go for mince when you've steak in the house...They may not be perfect but they last longer than 30 seconds.Reference:
Oh gawd,have you missed taking your med's again....Repeat after me ,Why go for mince when you've steak in the house...They may not be perfect but they last longer than 30 seconds.
Maybe....
..I don't want to marry him..just want to play....
But but but 30 seconds allows for two fags, a cuppa, and time to ask Josie who?
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Maybe......I don't want to marry him..just want to play....
With baby toys....Woman dear have you lost your mind,think of your own well being,the shock of the lack of quality/quantity would have dire consequences.Reference:
But but but 30 seconds allows for two fags, a cuppa, and time to ask Josie who?
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With baby toys....Woman dear have you lost your mind,think of your own well being,the shock of the lack of quality/quantity would have dire consequences.
I can dream....
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I can dream....
Don't have nightmares....Ooops sorry they would follow the encounter.
John J doesn't wind me up like he does so many here 
I see him for what he is warts and all, who doesn't have them lol. I watch the prog to see who entertains me the most, some hm's do, some don't. John j still entertains me for whatever reason, so does Dave whos'e also apparently disliked here. I'd rather the entertaining ones than the boring ones like Steve, Jo, and jj2
I see him for what he is warts and all, who doesn't have them lol. I watch the prog to see who entertains me the most, some hm's do, some don't. John j still entertains me for whatever reason, so does Dave whos'e also apparently disliked here. I'd rather the entertaining ones than the boring ones like Steve, Jo, and jj2