Wouldn't ya just love to say STFU to his face?....

LOL, so you're not keen on him then? 

Is it that obvious?    

Why, why, why, why, why do you say that?

No, why, seriously? I couldn't give a rip. Seriously, why, why, why do you say that?

LOL tiddly, not at all. 

I would tell him to STFU and feck off back to Oz - God almighty - how old is he? 24?  at this rate he'll be bald by the time he's 25.
Ol crab-eyes needs a REALITY check out on the streets (have to stop myself saying what I want to say)...
and whilst I'm in here.... 'monk' Dave needs locking up

i would love it if arr jose  said rack off  john 

crab arse lol  lol  ( i'm scared to google)

i'd bet money he utters the words...'i'd better not be up next week just cos nominations are in the diary room.when ppl can't do it to my face'..followed by a 2 hour rant that really he's not bothered.........

I I I I under..under...understand what you you you're saying, but but but but but but I don't know don't know why though. Nah   to be honest I don't don't understand your reasons. *smirk - false laugh am like like I know who who who my am friends are like*

i could here him there lol lol

STFU

He constantly rips my fekkin knittin'.    A warning should come up on the screen to say this arsehole can seriously damage your health, or put the neighbour's cats that crap all over your garden and not their own, in great danger!  *reloads super soaker and waits for the  crab green eyed little fakkers to dare lift their tails anywhere near my shrubbery again*     

 Tidds!

I'm a wee bit wound up at the oz plonker, wekkwekkwekking on about the same old same old shyte shyte!    

Noooo,it's tails being lifted near your shrubbery.

Och that was just me being retorycle...yoofamistic....trying to be funny  
*yields not to temptation*    

Ahh,ok now in order to preserve your modesty please cover your shrubbery immediately.

*closes curtains - cos what you can't see eh?  *    

*Thinks there's still a terrible draught*

Oops... the back door was open!   

*Faints* This is getting worse,*Dons mask*

The vertical blinds seem to be stuck, they're not meeting in the middle   

Do they need rehung?

The chains maybe need oiling.  

*holds hand up* Can I ask from a technical standpoint how he would ever hear anyone saying STFU since he just drones on oblivious to all around him? We have to be practical guys.

No, the only solution is to shoot him first then tell him to STFU.

You load and I'll fire....unless you'd like the roles reversed!   Any road up...I'm easy!  

We should really kick him hard in the balls before shooting him and telling him to STFU.

We know that but can I have him for sexual gratification torturing bfore death?....

Can we cut his hair first?    

Shurrup stonksy. Where's my cellar key?      

A bit of exploratory torture wouldn't go amiss either, for research purposes, natch.

The hair he doesn't wash,I wonder does he have some sort of extensions in.

Nooooo I can torture him goodo....

I promise no anal probing....

Shurrup you,you'd get pleasure out of it....I'll do the honours.